This story contains watersports and poo eating, so if that is not your thing, then proceed no further. If it is, then I hope you enjoy.
I was ten weeks pregnant and my bump was just beginning to show when the craving began. It started slowly, I would go to the toilet, and as my, you-know-what would splash into the bowl and the smell would reach my over-sensitive nostrils, I'd get the weird notion that I had to eat my, poo.
I brushed it off as ridiculous at first, but after a week the craving to eat my own poo was so strong, I found myself scooping out a dark brown stool from the bowl without even realising what I was doing.
I came to my senses before going any further, but didn't drop it back in to the bowl in disgust as I knew I should. Instead I brought the large hard mass to my lips. The smell was strong, but not overpowering, and I couldn't understand why, but it was enticing. I flicked out my tongue and licked it.
It was already cold, which disappointed me, but I still took a nibble before dropping it back into the bowl and flushing it away. I considered how depraved I must be, to eat my own faeces. It was disgusting, vile, I was still chewing on the piece I had chewed off. I swallowed, feeling an abatement to the craving.
I wiped myself clean, washed my hands and left the bathroom determined that it would be a one-off.
Over the next twenty-four hours the craving returned and grew steadily until when I went to the toilet the next time, I put my hand between my legs to catch the first piece of poo as it came out of me. I let most of it go into the loo while I munched on the small piece I had caught. It was hard and bitter and I had to brush my teeth afterward.
I realised then that I hadn't done so the previous day and my mouth must have stank of shit all day. Leo, my husband, hadn't said anything, but I assumed he must have guessed that it was a dose of baby related halitosis. I decided if he asked, that was what I would put it down to.
Day three of my descent into depravity and I put one leg on the rim of the bath, the other on the closed toilet lid and defecated into the sink. The smell was stronger this time, and even more enticing. I didn't think I would be able to resist gobbling it all down.
While the taste called to me, the texture didn't, it was too hard and gritty, so in a flash of inspiration I finished by pissing on it. I emptied my bladder into the sink, filling the bowl almost to the overflow hole.
Ravenously I scooped up the turd floating in a sea of golden pee and crammed it into my mouth. The taste was a revelation, soaked in rich piss, it was heavenly sour and perfectly earthy. It even maintained a good temperature for me to eat the whole lot.
When it was all gone, the relief was so great it was almost sexual. I imagined if I'd put one hand to work on my little clit while I ate I would probably have cum like I hadn't in a long, long time. I even considered drinking the shitty piss from the basin too, but pulled the plug before I ended up dunking my face into it and lapping it up like a dog.
As I brushed my teeth, feeling a sense of fulfilment, and just a smattering of wicked glee, I wondered if I was the only one who craved my own poo. Pregnancy cravings are very common after all, and lots of women crave different things, some normal, some weird, mine was just weirder, disgusting, but, I realised, so satisfying.
I carried on the same for the next week, by late evening my cravings would begin to kick in, by the morning it would be insatiable and I couldn't get in to the bathroom and push one out quick enough.
That was when the turning point in my depravity happened.
It was a Wednesday morning and I had been awake for almost an hour, biting my lip waiting for my bowels to tell me they were ready. In truth for the last half hour I had been pushing down on my sphincter, trying to get one near the edge before I got up so I wouldn't have to stand around in the bathroom like a junkie waiting for her next fix.
I hadn't given much consideration to the thought that this practice might result in me shitting in the bed. When I did think of that it was just as my pushing began to work, with a vengeance. I suddenly felt a huge turd crowning from my bum hole right into my panties.