It's not that I don't love my wife, it's just that I have this thing about pornography. I can't get enough of it. And it's what got me into trouble, of course.
Like I said, I love my wife. Lorraine is 38, same age as me, and is a tall blonde, with large, lush 38-inch breasts, a 26-inch waist and 34 inch hips. She's got long hair that tumbles like a wild wheat field to her lower back and she's got a terrific sun tan. Strongly built, largish buttocks, but gorgeous.
The sex is good, and once a week she puts on sexy lingerie - she's got this latex playsuit with cut outs for her breasts and shaved pussy, which drives me wild. But sometimes she's in a fuck off mode.
Now Lorraine is the moneybags in our marriage. It was her money that got me established in a nice little business selling baseball cards - and if you've got any mint-condition Honus Wagners hidden away we can both make a fortune.
So, that being the case, I don't fuck around. What I do is trawl the net. If there's a pretty woman I come across, doesn't matter whether she's fully clothed or flashing her pussy at the camera, I'll download it. Though, to be completely honest, most of my downloads are of a, let's say, risque nature, if you get my drift.
Like most closet masturbators to internet porn, I have my stuff stashed away. I put mine in a drawer beneath my bed, and you have to drag the built in bedside table away from the bed head to get the drawer open. Now when I say "stash" I'm not talking anything major. When I said I can't get enough of it, I mean I can't get enough of the good stuff.
I am, I hope, a discreet surfer of porn - and no, I've never paid a penny for it, if you know where to look, you don't have to, right?
I pride myself on having a classy, upmarket stash of lovely ladies. I keep them filed in various large envelopes. There's the Desirae Spencer file. She's gorgeous! Then there's the Nikki file, a much younger looking girl, possibly 20, but she looks 18. Great body, great lingerie, but she never shows pussy. Come to think of it, she never shows nipples, either. Ah well, a man can dream.
The other "personal" file is the lush-figured German woman, Lady Barbara, who has a body which reminds me very much of our next door neighbour, Annie. But I'll get to her later, I'm afraid she plays a big role in my indiscretions!
Then there's my major file, which is a really heavy number, containing some 150 pictures, oh all right, 200, and is made up of lovely ladies from all over, not just the Desirae Spencer, Nikki and Lady Barbara files I've found on various websites.
As I say, the free ones are all there just waiting to be discovered, all you need is patience. And on nights when my darling is in one of her "fuck off" moods, I've got plenty of patience.
I've also got a box full of goodies of a couple of English girls, which I found on some dominatrix site. One's a blonde, I think her name is Lynda Leigh, the other is called Theresa May, and I think with a body like hers, she most definitely does, if you see where I'm aiming.
Sorry, I'm getting to the point now. One evening recently, I'd been surfing the net and came across a couple of nice pictures of a large ebony dominatrix doing some erotic domming with Ashley Renee - well, it looked like the lovely Ashley.
I'd just printed them out when I heard Lorraine call out "I'm going for a dip, honey" and I collected the pictures from the printer and walked up to our bedroom.
It was a hot California evening and I was clad only in a black thong, a full-fronted thing though, because when I get aroused in front of the screen, my eight-inches of uncut cock tends to grow and arm and a leg, if you get my meaning!
I peeped round the bedroom door and saw the room was empty, then went to pull away the table and open up the drawer to my sexy little secret.
And then, of course, I heard Lorraine. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" she snapped. I swung round and saw her clad only in one of those erection-inspiring little satin bikinis she sunbathes in.
"I thought you were swimming," I gaped, which, looking back on it, was a pretty fucking lame thing to say.
"I realised I'd still got my Rolex on and I don't like swimming with it," she said, but she wasn't really thinking about her Rolex, she was staring at the bundle of A4-sized sheets of paper I was holding.
"Show me!" she snapped, and held out her hand. I hesitated, then shrugged, realising I'd been caught red handed, as it were.
"It's nothing," I said, "just a coupla pictures I liked, so I downloaded them." And I passed them over.
Lorraine looked down at me, still half-kneeling by my semi-opened stash drawer. ""Up on the bed, Dave, now!" she ordered, and I did as she said.
She then pushed me over till I was on her side of the bed, and climbed onto my side, the stash drawer just below her, still half open.
Lorraine looked at the three pictures, then prodded a finger at the black girl: "Who's she?"
"Er, I don't know," I replied, "I've never come across her before."
"So," smiled my wife, "you're an habitual pornography surfer, aren't you, my dear Dave?" Then she jabbed a finger at the white woman, her breasts bound with rope, her bare backside exposed to the black girl's riding crop. "Who's she?"
"I think that's Ashley Renee," I said, "she's a famous bondage model."
"See," laughed Lorraine, "you
are
so a regular porn surfer, you filthy bastard!"
Then she dropped the pictures on the floor and bent over to delve into my stash, presenting a magnificent view of bronzed arse cheeks, the little sliver of the thong bottom between them. But, to be honest, my mind wasn't really on her cute backside just then.
Lorraine straightened up, propped herself up on two pillows and started to leaf through the big file. She was silent for a while, taking in the contents, when suddenly she sat up.
"Look at the fuckin' body on that!" she exclaimed.
I glanced over and commented: "That's Lady Sonia, one of the leading dominatrixes in England."
Lorraine snorted: "I don't mean Lady fuckin' Sonia, or whoever she may be, I mean the fuckin' slave!"
I looked and saw that Sonia was working on an impressively-cocked young blindfolded man, possibly in his early to mid-20s. That's something about Sonia, she always chooses well-hung young men for the masturbation games she and her models play.
"She's a masturbatrix," I told Lorraine, "she gets her thrills by forcing men to ejaculate. She's very good at it, look how hard he is."
Lorraine was already doing just that. "Fuck, I'd love to stroke that piece of meat," she said. "Tell you what, though, it gives me an idea."
I detected that she now sounded far less pissed than when she had originally stumbled across me in flagrante porno, or whatever you care to call it.
"How long does it take you to jerk off when you're wanking to these pictures, Dave?" she asked.
I pondered. "Sometime I can last out for up to an hour," I replied.
"Well, we're going to play masturbation games with these pictures," said Lorraine, giving me an evil smile. "But you'll have to last longer than an hour - you'll have to hold out for two hours. Come before the time control and you'll have to serve us. Come after the time control and we'll pleasure you."
I may have been stunned by what she was saying but I did detect something in those sentences - you've got it, the words "us" and "we'll".
"Er, Lorraine, when you say 'us' and 'we'll', I trust you're referring to the royal 'we'," I asked.