All at school, wife at work: perfect time for some dirty solo fun ;) I'm going to describe one of my maybe 2-3 times per month ritual (that I have just finished this morning), hopefully for your enjoyment and certainly mine. So I eat a high fibre diet normally including psyllium husk, which you may or may not know really bulks up the bowels!! Of course my bowels operate like clock work, and usually I am uncomfortable by the time the last of the family finally shuffle out the door, which means my obscene ritual can finally begin!! Today I bought an old plastic chair out into a secluded court yard area, well away from the prying eyes of neighbours. I am completely naked, which this time of the year is warm enough despite being around 8 am. While I am completely naked today, I am not always, as depending on how much of a mess I want to clean up, I sometimes wear underpants. To digress a bit, I found a pair of old period control panties of my wife's (hope she doesn't miss them, and truthfully I doubt she would want them back now..). These are great as they hold the shit in and allow me to walk around and garden etc, while my shit works its way everywhere, a feeling I absolutely love. Also the fact I am wearing an intimate piece of woman's attire adds to the perversity of it. After an hour or so, the shit tends to get uncomfortable, and from previous experience I know it can rub a little raw and chafing with shit is not pleasant. In the meantime, the feeling and the smell of my shit keeps me rock hard and I usually have multiple wanks. I love the look of when my cum gets mixed with shit that invariably works its way around my still hard cock. Yum.
Back to this mornings ritual on the plastic chair, sitting naked, very full and excited about what I am about to do. I sat and simply let go. My soft mushy shit oozed out of me rapidly coming out from under my balls and up my butt crack etc. The smell is immediate and the whole process feels fucking magnificent and liberating oh and of course: totally depraved!! Today, as I was not holding my shit in my special repurposed panties, I reached down and plunged my hand directly into my soft hot stinking shit.
