One fine day I came up with a spark of drive that I haven't had before. I decided to stop being the slacker I had been and get involved with my community. I didn't know much about politics but I dove in. I volunteered for a mayoral candidate in my hometown. I was feeling pretty good about myself as I walked out of the campaign office when I bumped into a voluptuous woman in a business suit. The woman hardly even noticed that I was there. She was stone cold. She gave me an evil look as she walked by. I thought to myself "what a bitch!" I checked out her curvy physique as I picked up my volunteer forms from the ground. She wore this awful shawl over her obviously immense chest. The thing was as enormous as it was hideous. I thought to myself what nerve. As I strolled home I tried to get the woman out of my head.
The next day I stated my first day of volunteering. Never thought I would ever volunteer for anything. I stand with a group of new volunteers waiting to be trained. We waited for the campaign manager. I quickly became bored with the idea and wished I hadn't even volunteered. Standing there waiting for a tired speech from some bald old man. Then the woman from the day before walked up to the podium. Her plain dark gray suit fit tightly enough to reveal her curvy hips and saddlebags on either side of the thin podium. She looked out into the crowd through her green eyes with a cold blank stare. Another gaudy shawl covered her chest. Her deep red hair was neatly pinned up. Seemingly to avoid giving any impression of human emotion. She was completely void of personality. Finally she introduced her self as Patricia Pointer.
Later, I went out with a box filled with buttons fliers and bumper stickers as directed. I couldn't stop thinking about Patricia. I knew that A woman like that wouldn't be interested in me. I usually go for the down to earth type. I love a woman that I can hang out and drink with. But I couldn't help wondering what was she hiding under that shawl she wore.
Back at the campaign office I put away what was left of my campaign materials. As I reached up to put the box on the shelf I felt a warm body pressed against my back. It felt as if there was something sharp sticking in my back. I briefly felt a warm sensation. It was a large pair of breast that belonged to Patricia. She was putting away voter registration forms. She didn't apologize. She simply walked away. I thought for a moment how could someone so cold have a warm inviting set breast like those. Were those her nipples I felt?