I'd 'chickened out' before but, with one thing on my mind today, I'm determined to do it. My face is flushed and the road is busier than it usually is. Such was my compulsion - and with nothing in the world but a crisp pair of plastic knickers - I took a deep breath. I entered the ladies' PVC lingerie shop. I immediately felt grounded to the spot.
My worst nightmare stood behind the counter. I was hoping for an ordinary girl or a frumpy housewife. But my temperature rises as I clock the blonde European with bright blue eyes. They twinkle atop the most architecturally aesthetic of cheek bones and full red lips. I fancy that she stood coquettishly as I am greeted.
"For my Wife," I fib, 'A present."
She knows, of course. She probably gets it all the time.
"Well, you've come to the right place if you're looking for something a bit kinky," she smiles.
I shake myself. I must have lost an idle minute staring.
"We have lots of cuts and different materials. Some are crisp, noisy panties for the occasional fun wear. Others are thicker rubbery feel for the whole day."
My eyes dart around the displays of PVC Basques, stockings and plastic knickers of every hue. The panties caught my eye.
A full pair in thin, crinkly black smoky glass with a black picot trim. I wouldn't say I am a feminine man which made them all the kinkier.
"And what size is your Wife?" She stifled a laugh. "I'd say a Men's medium."
I almost choke as my cock dies down. This cheeky blonde has me sussed.
"Let's try them on out the back," she ordered.