On that rare occasion when I wasn't peeling off my slutty neighbour's jodhpurs and slamming myself into her from behind, or imagining her dark puffy nipple between my tooth and tongue, it glanced through my mind that Geoff, my best friend, was socially awkward around women. In fact, it really wouldn't have surprised me to learn that he was a forty-something years old virgin. How wrong I was! Geoff was like a dog with two knobs. That artful sod knew exactly what to do. It's funny how you can know someone for years yet not know them at all.
I thought that Erica, my neighbour with her brown eyes, full lips and blonde hair, was a bit straight-laced too. I certainly wasn't prepared for the surprise she gave Geoff and I one afternoon a few weeks ago.
I think Geoff was talking about his prize carrots at the communal allotment and bull-shitting about someone's wife he'd claimed to have shagged. I was trying not to laugh or tell him to 'Fuck off' with his old wive's tales. I was getting quite restless when there was a forceful knock at my front door. I looked to Geoff in surprise then leapt to my feet. I bounded off to see who it was as Geoff followed close behind.
I nearly fell over as I opened my front door. I didn't expect this. I wasn't expecting anything. Standing there, was the gorgeous Erica in a deep red glossy PVC trench-coat that swept past her knees. She was rocking back on her patent white heel. My jaw must have dropped as she brushed past my burgeoning erection. She pulled at Geoff's elbow as she walked to my living room.
I looked to Geoff in a puzzled state and he was wide-eyed as he oogled the blonde. Erica had her blonde hair tied up in a sultry ponytail. Her full lips gleamed bright red. She rocked her hips like a stripper in front of us. I could feel my jeans straining. Erica undid her plastic belt as she danced. Her deep brown eyes were full of mischief. Her coat slipped off her smooth shoulders to reveal...well, fuck all.