The Leather Man from Domestic Dungeons parked his vintage AC Cobra in front of the house and I opened the door to let him enter. I had been instructed by my wife to wear only a thong for his Friday afternoon visit.
A tall, swarthy man in his 50s, wearing a bright white shirt, black leather trousers with a black leather waistcoat eyed me with amusement. "Nice, I love thongs," he said, in a deep western drawl, while clumping into the house in his highish-heeled dark brown cowboy boots.
"I'm here to see the beautiful Barbara," he drawled, then leered and fingered his pencil-slim black moustache. "You lucky young fucker, you! I bet she's sensational in the sack!"
Ignoring his disgusting comments, I asked him to follow me and led the way to the kitchen eating area, where Barbara was enjoying a cup of coffee. "Nice buns," commented the Leather Man, clumping along behind me.
I stepped back and ushered him into the kitchen. "The Leather Man, darling," I announced and the dungeon maker walked to Barbara's table, bent over and planted what he probably thought was a courtly kiss on her proffered hand.
"Please take a seat, Leather Man, or may I call you LM?" asked my wife, who was actually fluttering her eyelashes at him!
"Peeper, fetch the Leather Man a cup of coffee," she snapped and the caller took a seat.
"Call me Lash, ma'am, that's my nickname," said the visitor, accepting a large mug of piping black coffee from me. "Now, what is it you're lookin' at, ma'am? A nice little room to keep naughty ol' hubby here in line, eh?" Barbara grinned: "Precisely, I'm looking for something really comfy for me and my friends, and something really uncomfortable for the Peeper here."
Leather Man took several swigs of his coffee and squinted at me. "What'd he do?"
My wife sighed, and indicated I should replenish her mug. "He started off as a Peeping Tom - typical, since his fuckin' name is Tom," she told the man. "Then, when he was punished by me and my lady friends for being a peeper it became obvious he was a piss freak."
Leather Man looked at me with new interest. "Wow, a piss slave! I've got some young boys who'd love to spend some time with him. OK, why the torture chamber?"
Barbara grinned. "Well, it appears that on top of his piss fetish he's also into fucking one of my best friends, and not only that, but her fuckin' daughter, too!" she told him. "So I've decided to make him pay for it."
Leather Man looked at me once more. "You lucky young slave," he grinned. "Well, ma'am," he announced, swilling down the rest of his coffee, "show me where you want it, tell me what you wanna pay and I'll work out what equipment you'll need and do the sums."
We all trooped down into the basement beneath Barbara's mansion. In a dark corridor, she opened a door, flicked on a light and illuminated the main room in our basement. It was almost empty, save for two old sets of golf clubs, a past it work-out bench and a long discarded lawn mower.
Leather Man paced out the length and width of the basement and said: "It's roomy, I make it about 40 feet by 30 feet, nice high stud. I can make this into a torture chamber fit for a king." Then he looked at me. "How many people you gonna have playin' around with him in here at any one time, ma'am?" he asked.
Barbara did a count in her head. "Let's see, there's five of us ladies, plus one daughter, plus one of the lady's sisters. That's seven and the slave makes eight. Do we have enough room?"
Leather Man nodded. "Sure do, in fact you could probably have a party of about a dozen ladies for Peeper here, ma'am - you lucky ol' devil," he grinned at me, lasciviously.
"It's just that I need to know how much furniture we need for spectators before I get around to decidin' how much torture equipment you'll need. I reckon two nice leather couches, opposite each other on the long walls, and possibly four easy chairs.
"That'll seat 10 ladies in the audience while you've got two workin' on the slave, ma'am," said Leather Man. "Now, what kinda' torture gear we lookin' at?"
Barbara looked a little blank. "I've really no idea, I'm in your hands there, Lash," she smiled.
"Righto, ma'am," he said. "If I wuz you, I'd go for a portable floggin' frame, a pillory, a floggin' bench, a torture bench - and you still wanna play water sports with 'im?"
"Definitely," said my wife, nodding her head firmly, "I want him to have some pleasure down here."
"Well, I suggest a little paddlin' pool, room for him and about three ladies to piss on 'im," said Leather Man.
"Then I'll work out how many whips, floggers and paddles you're gonna need, plus some cock and ball torture stuff and a couple of electro torture devices - you're gonna want to give him electro torture, I take it?"
Barbara looked confused: "Is it safe?"
Leather Man nodded. "Sure is, there's a new toy on the market - you'll need two, of course - which can give him sharp shocks on his cock and balls and on his anus but which won't do any permanent damage. I've got one subby who likes to play that way for hours!"
"Why two?" asked my wife.
Leather Man looked at me, a sort of "We know why, don't we slave?" look, then back at my wife.
"Well, see, two's perfect 'cos you can have one work on his cock and balls, while the other works on his arse and, er pardon me, ma'am, his chutney chute!"
"Oh, I see," said Barbara, obviously relishing the idea.