"Jamie is coming tomorrow." Jen's voice came to him abruptly from behind.
John's heart sank, and he paused momentarily from the dishes he was scrubbing. He had never liked Jamie, and he got the distinct impression that the feeling was mutual. The worst part was that she always seemed to show up when him and Jen were having issues. He tried maintain a conversational tone when he responded. "Jamie? What... why?"
He heard Jen sigh, already annoyed with him. "She's my sister, John. She doesn't need a reason to visit."
It was always like this. Jen knew he wouldn't be happy about Jamie visiting, and she came prepared to parry any objections he might have to it. Of course, she hadn't bothered to mention this event to him until the very last minute.
"Yes, hon, of course, it's just that... well, how long will she be staying?" He hated himself for how quickly he was agreeing to this, but it didn't appear that he had much choice. Jen had made her decision, and if he resisted at all, it would just end in another fight.
"Does it matter, John?" She always used his name like this when she was angry. "Jamie is family, and I want her to feel welcome to stay as long as she wants." Her tone was final, and he knew it was pointless to argue with her. "Now, she'll be here in the evening. While I am at work tomorrow, would you mind tidying up around here a bit? I want this house to be spotless for her."
He felt a flush rising in his face, and he was glad that he still hadn't turned away from the sink to face her. Ever since he had lost his job, Jen had taken to appointing various house tasks to him. It was only fair, he tried to tell himself. After all, she had to work, and he didn't. But something about the way she gave him orders always gave him a stab of anger mixed with shame. He already felt emasculated for no longer being able to provide, and now he was being constantly bossed around by his wife. Still, there was nothing he could say. She would just pick him apart for not having a job, for having all this free time. She would make any of his counter-arguments sound petty and childish.
"Ok, dear" he said, still not turning to look at her. He heard her get up from the table and walk out of the room, leaving him to finish up in the kitchen.
By the time Jamie arrived, the house was impeccable, although Jen was still nit picky about a few things. He tried not to let it bother him; she always found something. Jamie came into the house wearing muddy boots that she didn't bother to take off. Another mess for him to clean. He just hoped he could get to it before Jen ordered him to do it. Jen and Jamie embraced excitedly, jumping up and down and squealing like two teenaged girls, despite the fact that they were both well into their thirties. He stood awkwardly to the side as they went through their little greeting rituals. He noticed that Jamie had filled out somewhat. After her divorce, she had left her job to 'focus on herself', and she certainly had the funds to do it. He had heard, through Jen, about her various escapades; powerlifing, CrossFit, and, more recently, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It showed. She looked toned, athletic, and healthy. He could see her quad muscles rippling through her skin-tight jeans.
After what seemed like an eternity, she acknowledged John's presence. "Hello, John" she said, taking a step towards him. For a surprised second, he thought she meant to give him a greeting hug, but instead she simply handed him her jacket. "Sorry to hear about your job." She didn't sound sorry. "How's the search going?"
"Fine" he muttered, putting her jacket on the coat hanger behind her. The last person he wanted to talk to about his job struggles was Jamie.
Jen rolled her eyes and took hold of Jamie's arm, leading her towards the kitchen. "C'mon, we have dinner ready."
"Great, I'm starving!"
John watched the two sisters walk out of the room. Although Jamie was four years younger then Jen, the two could easily have been mistaken for twins. They were tall, tan, gorgeous brunettes. Jamie was now slightly more muscular, but Jen also liked to stay in peak physical shape. She had always urged John to get to the gym more, but he could never find the motivation that Jen seemed to have for strenuous exercise.
Dinner with them was torture. The two women mostly ignored John, choosing to talk about themselves in the fast-paced, excited manner that only two close females can manage. The only time John was involved was when Jamie would take a subtle jab at him. "You know," she said at one point, casting a sidelong glance in his direction, "It didn't take long for me to divorce my husband after I decided he wasn't doing enough for me. You remember the case, Jen?"
The two sisters exchanged wicked smiles. "How could I forget? We really had him squirming by the end of that."
Here we go again, John thought. Jen was a successful divorce lawyer, and she didn't let John forget it. Of course, she had represented Jamie during her divorce. Jen had a notorious reputation, and she was well paid for it. When representing her female clients, she ruthlessly went after every penny she could get for them, sometimes leaving men in financial ruin. They usually deserved it, or at least according to Jen they did. It still made John uncomfortable to hear Jen brag about it.
"Yeah we did." Jamie was giving John a nasty smile. "I almost felt bad for him. You'd better play your cards right, Johnny, you don't want end up in court with this woman."
The women giggled together. Jen looked at him and added, almost as an afterthought, "but it won't come to that, of course, dear. I'm sure you'll get back on your feet soon."
John felt his temperature rising. There it was. The not-so-subtle implication that this woman could completely ruin him if he continued to displease her. Early in their marriage, it had been a running joke between them that he had better keep her happy or else he'd find himself facing her in court. These days, the joke didn't seem so funny. Would she really leave him because he was temporarily out of a job? And would she really go after him in court as mercilessly as she did the poor saps that were her clients' ex-husbands? He didn't want to find out.
"Well, I'd better get to the dishes" John said, abruptly changing the subject. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Jamie continuing to smirk at him as headed towards the sink. This visit could not end soon enough.
As he began cleaning, Jen and Jamie poured wine for themselves and receded into the living room. He could hear them chatting happily as he worked off the scum from the plates and the frying pans, the scratchy green scrubber irritating his soggy hands as he applied more dish soap to the hot water. After a while, he couldn't help but notice different sounds coming from the living room. Instead of the girlish chatter, he was hearing muffled thunks, and playful little shrieks. His curiosity getting the better of him, he stopped what he was doing and went to investigate.
Jen and Jamie were sprawled on the living room floor, laughing. They had changed clothes; Jamie was wearing tight black spandex pants and a sports bra. Jen was in a tank top and tight little workout shorts. Their cheeks were flushed, and he noticed that the bottle of wine on the coffee table was mostly empty.