Open minds create amazing experiences
This experience had its genesis in my early twenties when I unexpectedly began exploring my bi-side with my childhood buddy, Lyndon while both of us were studying at university (refer to my story
Friends Satisfying Each Other
for background context). This story takes place over a weekend, Friday evening to Sunday afternoon, and it took a whole day of seduction before any sexual activity took place. Hence, this story does take some time to get going before we encounter any hardcore action, but then it's non-stop.
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On this Friday night in the early 1990s, I had again travelled north to the industrial city of Leeds to spend the weekend with Lyndon and his university housemates on the hunt for pussy. Between my first bi-experience with Lyndon and this night in question, I had expanded my knowledge with fuck sessions involving his housemates, and a couple of foursomes on unsuccessful nights out. It was an exhilarating broadening of my sexual horizons by a small group of like-minded friends that kept the secret firmly in-house.
The rules of the game were simple. If we went out on the town, then the first priority was pussy. Those of us who lucked-out (rather too frequently as it turned out), could go home, drink beer and watch porn. Those of us who were so inclined could engage in gay sex; acts such as sucking cock, fucking arse; golden showers; and swallowing cum were all permitted if parties consented. Kissing, however, was strictly taboo; and the following morning, no one was to talk about what happened. It was all an elegant arrangement.
So, we all went about our usual routine: shower, shave, sculpture, aftershave, condom and a wallet full of cash. We took the bus to the city centre and hit the pub scene. This night was another balmy one in late-August, after what was a great summer holiday. A couple of us were contemplating heading back to university for our final year, while others were facing the job market as potential graduates. Regardless of our individual fate, the four of us were determined to enjoy what remained of the summer.
As was customary, there was nothing but a few small bites in the pubs but no commitment, so we inevitably ended up at a favourite nightclub, just before midnight to avoid paying the cover charge. Back in those days, smoking in pubs and clubs was still permitted, and as none of us partook in that particular vice, we found the cloying environment heavy going. In this specific club, the music was the familiar dirge of half-decent songs destroyed by accelerated, repetitive dance beats. Music to dance to it was not, despite many a maniac trying to do so.
At one point in the night, I can't remember when it was, this tall, pretty blonde sauntered across the dance floor and approached the bar. Our group was sitting on a row of stools against a balustrade area about a metre away. Lyndon and his housemates suddenly became animated and started yelling crude insults to this blonde girl, who promptly turned around and stuck her tongue out while, simultaneously, waving double birds in our directions. It appeared to me that both parties shared some animosity between them and so I asked Lyndon about it.
"Seems a bit rude?" I asked.
"Oh, it's not what
it
looks like. And there's very much more than meets the eye." He replied, with utter derision.
"What do you mean?" I asked incredulously.
"That's not a girl, Jason. That's a man that dresses up like a girl, acts like a girl, comes across like a girl, flirts like a girl but in reality, is a sick pervert!"
"Oh," I answered, with surprise, "So,
he's
a crossdresser?"
"More like a fucking poof!"
Then one of Lyndon's housemates piped in with another piece of information, "Goes by the name of Teresa. More like, Terry or Terrance!"
The three of them snidely laughed together in unison. I felt distinctly uncomfortable by this unseemly bullying, but then I didn't have the full context.
"Terry's notorious around here," continued the other flatmate, "He squats in this club and tries it on with unsuspecting students that don't know better. He gets them to buy him drinks all night with an offer of sex. They go off to the toilets, where he reveals his
surprise
!"
"Yeah," added Lyndon, "A mate of ours fell for that trick last year. He took her into one of the toilet cubicles and after he went for a fumble, came running out of the toilet and fucked off home."
"It wasn't till a few days later that he dared to tell us what happened." Said the second housemate.
"It's fucking not right what he does." Said Lyndon, with disgust.
"Someone should take him out the back and have a 'word'!" added another.
I didn't believe what I was hearing. Although I couldn't quite reconcile Terry's actions, dating in the nineties and beyond was a buyer's market.
Caveat emptor
! Perhaps, Terry's actions were deliberately misleading, but this level of scorn and abuse seemed over the top to me.
I looked over to Terry, purchasing a drink at the bar, and had to admire the lengths he went to appear convincing. He wore black high heels, had long, slender and smooth legs, wore a single, yellow dress and sported a large, and compelling bust - must be a lot of socks to achieve that bra cup! The face was made up like the real girls that were in this club. To all intents and purposes, Terry was his alter ego, Teresa, and that was his personal choice. Far be it for me to judge, but others didn't seem to see it through my lens.
Teresa took his drink and walked to another part of the club without looking in our direction, and, mercifully, the guys kept their insults under control. As the night wore on, the cigarette smoke, noise, dirge of mindless music and the alcohol were bringing on a headache. I was seriously contemplating retiring early, and sex was as afar from my mind as could be. Lyndon and one of his housemates were exploring promising leads with a couple of pretty girls while the other housemate and I were starring forlornly across the dancefloor yielding very few prospects. Suddenly, the other housemate stood up from his stool, grabbed his drink and announced he was going for a wander. For my part, I downed my beer and contemplated fighting my way to the bar for a refill.
I walked around the elliptically-shaped bar, looking for space where the crowd was thinnest and found an opening that was furthest away from we were sat. After this unusually tall and wide man grabbed his bevvy of drinks, I eased into the opening he left before anyone else could fill the void. I felt a surge of bodies against me as I strained over the bar to catch one of the bar staffs' eyes.
"So, you had fun with your friends then?" Came a female voice, heavy with scorn.
I struggled to turn my head left, amidst the crush of bodies vying for drinks, to see where the voice was coming from, and to whom it was directed. My eyes immediately locked onto the hazel-tinted eyes of Teresa, sat on a barstool and nursing some green liquid that passed for a cocktail.
"I'm sorry about that, but they don't speak for me," I yelled above the head-splitting din before turning back to the bar staff.
"Don't fucking lie!" Came an embittered response. "I saw you as clear as day."
I knew then what the term guilt by association meant.
"Yes, I was there, but I didn't yell any insults at you!" I replied. "Fuck! I don't even know you."
"They're your friends!" Was the indignant reply, and this exchange was attracting unwanted attention from other patrons close by that could hear this fiery exchange. Mercifully, a bartender took my order, and that enforced a temporary ceasefire. After I grabbed my beer, I thought about simply walking off to diffuse the situation, but something about this exchange indicated genuine hurt on Teresa's/Terry's part, and I found my friends' behaviour distasteful. I wasn't going to be cowardly and decided I would confront the issue head-on.
After I extricated myself from the sweaty mass of avid clubbers, I took a position in from of Teresa. She swung round on her barstool and faced me, face full of fury.
I leaned in slightly so she could hear me above the dirge. "How many times have you seen us together?"