Sarah began to panic as her roommate, Claire, knocked again on the bathroom door. "Sarah, sweetie, you ok? I heard, umm...noises."
Staying as still as she could in the piss covered bathtub, she replied, "I'm fine! Really! Just, uh, cut myself shaving. Ouchie!"
"Well...ok," Claire said, "As long as you're ok. I'm off to bed. I'm soooo tired. Brunch at Cora's tomorrow?"
"Sounds good." Sarah returned, with a silent sigh of relief, "'Night, Claire."
"Good night!" came the reply.
Sarah carefully put the wine bottle on the bathroom floor, and stood up carefully in the tub. She looked down to see the last of her pee flow down the drain. "What was I doing?" Sarah thought to herself, turning the shower on to clean herself off. She took a longer than normal shower, because somehow she didn't feel clean, no matter how much soap she used. She gave up, dried herself off, and went to bed.
The next morning, as planned, Sarah and Claire headed off to brunch at their favorite breakfast nook, Cora's. They placed their order, and Sarah took a sip of her coffee.
"Damn, they make good coffee here." Sarah said, "Why are you back, anyways, Claire? I thought you were going to be in New Brunswick with your boyfriend for the week?"
Claire burst into tears, "It's over between us!" she sobbed, "I fly to fucking New Brunswick to surprise him for his birthday, and what do I walk in to see?" Claire was no longer crying, in fact, an angry flush started to spread across her cheeks. "There he was, in his bedroom, getting a blowjob!"
"No!" Sarah exclaimed, "He was with another woman?! The pig!"
"Even worse," Claire fumed, "It was my fucking BROTHER!"
"Holy shit!" Sarah exclaimed, turning heads from surrounding tables. "Holy shit," Sarah said, her voice barely a whisper, "What did you do?"
"What else could I do?" Claire replied, "I kicked my brother in the balls, slapped Chris in the face, and left. That's why I was home so early, and caught you....shaving."