Everything had to be absolutely perfect.
I waved Teresa off as she reversed out of the garage and headed back inside. I went straight to the calendar and stared at it, excited. I felt my cock begin to stir... and quickly clamped down on the thought.
Stay cool
, I told myself.
Tonight...
March 10th 2008. A day that had a big red exclamation mark on it. March 9th had a big red X on it, as did most every day for the last year, all the way to March 10th 2007. One year worth of Xs. Seven exclamation marks in all that time. What a year.
My wife and I had had a pretty low key sex life, I thought, even considering that we'd been married for six years. I've always been a bit of a hound-dog when it came to sex, but Teresa didn't seem that bothered; I got the impression that she didn't really like it that much. She did enjoy oral a lot - giving not receiving! - but I hated doing that, and I only really did it when she really pressed me.
I didn't think it was that big a deal really. How many married couples could say that they still had that 'new to one another' enthusiasm? I made up the shortfall by jerking off a fair bit. Most days, actually. Sometimes twice a day. And that's how it was between us. Then at the tail end of November she'd walked in on me.
I'd been kneeling in the bathroom, a magazine in hand, stroking happily away. I'd cum all over the magazine, splashing my juice over the gorgeous model, then hidden it away again as I cleaned up. I stood and turned around and there was Teresa, standing silently in the doorway, face like stone.
I jumped near half a mile, blushing furiously, and moved to cover my shrinking cock with my hands. God knows why, she'd seen it a thousand times before.
"Um..." I muttered, not quite knowing what to say.
Teresa just stared at me, unflinching. She was wearing a smart grey business suit, obviously just back from the office. Her arms were crossed under the swell of her breasts as she slowly looked me up and down.
"I was just, er, well," I stammered.
"I saw exactly what you were doing," she said. "
Disgusting
." The word practically dripped with scorn and derision, and I felt my blush deepen. Without another word she turned and walked away.
I finished cleaning up and pulled my clothes back on before following her into the bedroom. She was sitting on the bed.
"It's not exactly a crime," I said. It was weak, and sounded it.
She simply looked at me. "Are you actually going to try and
excuse
what I just witnessed?" She stood and walked over to me. I've never been a tall guy - five feet six and a half. I always add the "and a half". Got to be accurate, you know. And it's better than saying "five-six". Teresa is five inches taller even in the flats she normally wears, and as she stood over me with her hands on her hips I felt oddly intimidated.
"Gary," she said firmly. "I've been aware of your addiction to pornography and self abuse for quite some time now."
"I'm not addic-" I started.
"I
believe
I was speaking," she said sharply. I fell into silence, blushing. She started at me for a long moment, clearly no happy. "As I was saying, I have been aware of your addiction to pornography and self abuse for some time. To be honest with you, I wasn't quite sure what to do about it. In fact I'm still not. But let us both be clear on this," she said flatly. "Today's incident makes it clear, something
will
have to be done."
She crossed to the dresser and removed her jacket. "Now I need to get changed. You may leave."
I cleared away the breakfast things, washing them carefully and then drying them. I inspected each plate, each bit of cutlery minutely before putting it away and then moved to clean the kitchen table before getting the mop bucket out. This is my morning routine; see Teresa off, clear the kitchen things away, then go on the usual cleaning tour of the house. As I walk out of the kitchen my eye catches the calendar again and the big string of Xs on it. One a day, from March 10th onwards.
Teresa had been frosty towards me for a couple of weeks afterwards. She wasn't insulting or anything, didn't seem upset even. She was just distinctly cool, distant. A couple of days later I tried to snuggle up to her in bed, hoping for a little action. She lay there, unresponsive, for a minute or so then turned her head to me and said "Since I'm sure that you have already taken that little organ of yours in hand at least once today, I cannot imagine why you are pestering me to satisfy it."
And that was the end of that.
March 10th was Teresa's birthday. I figured it would be a good time to try and warm things up between us. I bought her flowers and a gold necklace, booked a fancy restaurant, all that stuff. She actually did seem to be in a much better mood, as well; she was smiling a lot, laughing at my jokes, even touching me affectionately now and again. I figured the big freeze had ended, and in a way I was right.
She loved the meal, loved the necklace, loved the evening. As we headed home I was sure that we'd turned a corner at last.
As we got into the living room Teresa turned and planted a kiss on me that left my toes curling. She broke it eventually, smiling into my eyes.
"Upstairs," she murmured into my ear breathily. I smiled and followed her up.
She watched as I undressed before dropping her red dress around her feet and stepping out of it. She looked absolutely incredible in a set of red lingerie. My cock rose to full stretch and she smiled as she pushed me back down onto the bed. She lay on top of me. Despite her height Teresa was a slim woman, and her weight felt comfortable against my body. She stroked my face, kissing me deeply as my erection nestled between her thighs.
"There's something I want you to do for me," she murmured.
"What's that?" I asked.
"Well, I think I have a solution to your little problem," she said quietly.
"Problem?"
"Gary..." she stroked my face. "You are
my