This is a true story about one of my favorite one-off CL hookups.
I had posted an ad, this being back when CL was still actually useful instead of the joke it is today. I mean, seriously, what's with all the time wasters these days?
Anyway, I posted the ad; "non-passable crossdresser submissive, I suck cock, eat ass, love getting ass fucked, do ATM, swallow cum and drink piss. And feel free to degrade me, call me nasty names, and take pics or video."
Had an email inside of 15 minutes.
He was on his way 10 minutes after that, after ordering me to be dressed super slutty and to be waiting for him on my knees with a butt plug in my ass. And that he had plenty saved up for a cum and piss dumpster like me.
God, but I was fucking turned on.
He lived about 15 minutes away, so as I knelt there waiting, the excitement just kept growing. My phone rang when he was about 5 minutes out, it was him. "Change of plan, bitch. Get your fucking clothes off and be waiting naked for me. I'm about to explode, so I hope you're thirsty you fuckin' piss slut."
You never saw someone get naked so damn fast.
I was nude and kneeling when he walked in the door and started stripping immediately. "Get in the shower now bitch!" I got up and practically sprinted for the shower, him right on my heels. I had no sooner hit my knees in the tub when he cut loose with a massive flow of hot piss.