"Would you like a to-go cup?"
I looked up. There was my waitress. Violet, or that's what it said on her name tag. Damn cute little thing. Tall, lithe, fair skin, eyes as big as the rim of my glass. Bright red hair that would have made her look like a fast food mascot if it had been in pigtails (instead, pulled back in a ponytail). It's hard to say I have a type, because I find lots of different woman attractive. But if I was going to pick a type, she would be part of it.
"No thank you," I said. Would I have the nerve to suggest anything? Why not. "I wouldn't mind taking you home, though."
Violet laughed, a soft, melodic little chuckle, then sighed. "Funny. I like that. Oh, what the hell."
I grinned. "Yeah? Well, this is usually the part where guys ask for your number, huh?"
She shook her head. "No way. I'm not giving out my phone number to just anyone. I'd have to get to know you much better first before I'd do that."
"Well, how do I get to know you then?"
She handed me a pen. "Write your number down on the napkin. I'll give you a call when I'm off my shift," she said.
I normally would have asked for her number, but hey ... I wasn't about to protest.
* * *
It had been about three hours since I left the greasy spoon, and wasn't sure I was feeling so hot. My stomach was starting to rumble, a bit sore. Still, Violet had just called me from the restaurant's phone and I'd given her directions to my place. I couldn't back out now; what if this was my only shot? Would the moment pass if we didn't do this now? I had to just buck up and fight through it.
A knock at the door. There was Violet, her long frame in a stretchy black t-shirt and tight jeans, looking hot as hell. She gave me a little smile and a little wave and she walked inside. "Nice place," she said, looking around. It's not your typical man cave; I have an artsy side.
"Thanks," I said. "Thanks for coming over. I have to admit, I've had my eye on you for a while. You're really attractive."
"Wanna know a secret? I've had my eye on you too."
I fixed us some drinks, and we sat down to chat for a bit. She wasn't the type you'd expect to just casually go home with any old guy in a restaurant: Educated, well-spoken, witty. Studying psychology at the local college. Even kind of religious. Basically, your typical "good girl" ... though maybe that made sense after all.
"Sometimes I just have to let off some steam and do something crazy," she said. "I definitely have a dark side."
That was my cue. I leaned in and kissed her. Before long, hands were everywhere, clothes were coming off, and we were rolling around in my bed.
The conversation had been so involved that I'd temporarily forgotten about my stomach issues. But when we were naked with each other, I became more aware of them, with things inside me starting to get a bit turbulent.
At this point, we were in the thick of it. I was pounding this little girl's pussy pretty good, she was moaning and cursing, and we were turning into a sticky, sweaty mess - sweat was dripping off of me onto her already wet face, her red hair matted against her forehead.
"Oh fuck," she panted. "Come on. Fuck me, you asshole."
Some girls like it nasty and rude, others not as much. I picked up on her vibe. "I'm gonna make you my bitch," I hissed.
"Yes!" she gasped, a smile curling on her lips. "I'm a bitch! Fuck me like a dirty bitch!"
And then I heard it. Loud and lewd. A tremendous fart.
I momentarily froze, mortified that my stomach pains had manifested themselves in an expulsion of gas. Until I realized - it wasn't me.
I looked down at violet. Her already pale face was white as a sheet. "Oh god," she said. "I'm sorry!"
"It's okay," I said. Honestly, I was too horny to care. I kept going.
Then the smell hit. It was terrible. Rancid. I started to cough, had to stop fucking her. "Good lord, girl," I said, trying to be humorous. "What did you eat?"
"Same thing you did," she said with a smirk.
I frowned. "Is your stomach acting weird too?"
"Yeah," she said. "I had one of the pork sandwiches on my break, and I've felt funny ever since."
I started to sit up. "Should we call it a night?"
Violet grabbed my shoulder and pulled me back down on top of her. "No."
"No?"