As the front door of the house I was standing naked outside gradually opened I saw who was behind it and I panicked.
Cupping my genitals with both hands I turned and started to dash for safety. Of course, there wasn't any. An open driveway leading to the road, neat hedges flanked it with nowhere to hide. I ran towards the hedge to my right and crouched down, my back to the house.
"Well, what do we have here then?" a voice came from the now open door.
The voice came from Val who was the landlady of the local pub. She was probably in her forties, with long blonde hair that she often tied back. Despite only being eighteen I'd been going to her pub for nearly two years, mainly on a Friday night. Val knew we were too young to drink I'm sure but let it slide so long as we weren't any trouble. The game was given away anyway when several of us had our eighteenth birthday celebrations there.
"Hello," I sheepishly said.
"If I'm not very much mistaken that looks like Michael, who's been drinking in my pub since before he was supposed to. I can't be sure as I've never actually seen Michaels's bottom, so if it isn't Michael, I'll just close the door and let you get on with whatever you are doing."
"No! It is me; please don't shut the door, I only want my clothes back" I said.
"Yes, of course, you can," she said as the relief washed over me, my ordeal for the day was going to be over. "if you are a good boy and do as I say that is, are you a good boy Michael?" she finished. My relief sank.
"Yes, Miss" I replied.
"Miss? I haven't been a Miss for many years! Still I quite like you calling me it so let's continue with that" Val said, "here and in my pub, I think."
"Now come on, let's be seeing you, you must have known that once you were naked and I had your clothes I'd be seeing your bits and bobs so stand up and turn around."
I hesitated for a second and Val said, "Helen said you've got nothing to be ashamed of, so come on!"
Oh Lord, Helen had set me up for a fall, how would Val react when she saw that I did have something to be ashamed of?
Slowly I stood up and turned around to face Val. She was in the doorway, arms folded, smirk on her face. "Come on drop those arms to the side, if you want your clothes back, I'll be having a good look so I can picture you in your birthday suit next Friday evening in the pub."
Reluctantly I let my arms drop to my sides.
They were silent for a few seconds and then, "Oh my lord!" Val exclaimed. She started laughing. "Oh, that is funny. You're quite the lad on Friday evenings aren't you, who knew you were hiding that tiny little secret!"
I started to feel very exposed out on the driveway and started to move my hands back to cover my genitals up.
"No!" Val said, "I don't think you should be covering that little thing up, it's too funny, it needs to be shown off. Now come over here" She stepped a pace back and I walked forward and up the step into the house, stopping just in front of her as she didn't move aside.
"Turn around little Michael," she said.
I turned so that my back was to her and my front exposed in the doorway.
I felt her hands grab my buttocks and she whispered in my ear "I was going to have a bit of fun at your expense and then give you your clothes so you could trot off home, but now I've seen your tiny cock I think we can have a bit more fun with you. Do you like me squeezing you bum?"
"Yes, Miss" I mumbled as a reply.
"Speak a little bit clearer Michael"
"Yes, Miss I do" I replied, louder this time.
"Good boy" she started stroke my bum cheeks and then rub her hands down the back of my thighs, up my back and around my chest and started to pinch and twist my nipples "Now I'll let you come in and shut the door when that little cock of yours becomes excited and stands up like a little soldier. No touching yourself, but I'd try and get it hard if I were you, who knows who might walk down the street and see you like this."
My nervousness of being seen was causing my cock to remain flaccid.
Several cars went past, but the driveway was long enough that I was certain that no one would have glanced down it to see me.
Val kept stroking my body and whispering in my ear that I needed to be a good boy and get my little soldier erect before I could come into the house.
Slowly my cock started to respond. As it did, I saw some movement at the end of the drive, looking up I saw an old man walking his dog. The dog has stopped by a tree on the path and was having a little pee, the old man waited and turned to look around. He stopped when he saw Val and me. I went to cover up, but Val stopped me "No, a little boy like you should never cover-up. Women need to know that you aren't dating material and men need to know that you are no threat to them, that they are superior to you. Even on an old man like that will have a better cock than you."
Val waved at the man whilst I turned a bright shade of red. "Sorry," she said. The old man looked at us for a while and then said, "You've not got much to play with there have you love, send the boy home and I'll entertain you."
"See" whispered Val, even an old man doesn't see you as competition, "Why don't you offer him a blowjob, he's probably not had one for years, so even one off a little boy like you would probably make his week?"
I froze, she wasn't serious, was she? This was the second time today it was suggested I give a blowjob to another man, I wasn't gay, why were they suggesting it?
"Kind offer but I'm just going to have a little fun" Val emphasized on little "with Michael here, teach him his place is"
"Well, he certainly shouldn't entertain any ideas with a real woman like you with that excuse for a cock. Have fun anyway, and you do as you're told shrimp if I hear you've been a naughty boy, I'll put you across my knee and spank you right here on the street!"
Val laughed "See, no one will treat you with any respect once they know what a small cock you have, even old men like him. He'd probably fear you if he saw you walking down the street towards him but now, he knows your little secret it's you who'll fear him and who he might reveal it too!"
The dog had finished his wee and they both turned and continued their walk.
Val looked at my cock, "Well one part of you liked that" I glanced down and saw my cock was now erect "I hoped you'd be a grower but that is a pathetic sight", with that she turned me around and marched me into her hallway.
"Now little Michael let's have a look at you", she turned me around and started to smile "Oh dear, it's even smaller than it looked outside. It can't be even four inches?"
"Erm, three and five-eighth inches" I replied.
"Oh, you've measured it then?"
"Err, no, Helen did" I replied.
"Oh, did she? When was that, earlier this morning?"
"Err, no Miss Val, it was a few days ago" I blushed thinking of the event.
"At her house was it? Does anyone else know how small you are?"
"No Miss Val it wasn't at her house, I was posing for Miss Summers art class and Helen's mom was one of the artists. When Helen came to pick her up, she saw me, and Miss Summers suggested she measure me"
Val sniggered, "Well you are a pathetic little boy aren't you. So, all of the art class witnessed your embarrassment then?"
"Yes, Miss Val" I replied.