Old Lady Only Cums When Squirting

If you saw Mrs. Cartwright in the street you would not think she was a devoted piss pervert. At 60 plus, she dressed so conservatively you would think she was utterly sexless. That's what I thought, until afternoon tea last month.

We were neighbours and I used to do a few small jobs for her in turn she used to reward me with delightful afternoon teas.

That afternoon, she seemed to drink a lot of tea -- at least four cups -- and not once did she go to the toilet. She must have been bursting because I was. Finally, she excused herself to go for what she called a tinkle. She left the door open and, I noticed, used the toilet nearby. But then I heard her cascading a heavy stream of piss into the bowl. Then it suddenly stopped. She still did not come back. Then I heard a moaning very softly ...." oh yes, lovely, umm, come on that's it" or similar. Suddenly an almighty shout.

I thought she was dying on the pan, so I rushed straight in. What a sight. Skirt hoisted up, knickers down, and fat thighs wide apart with her fingers up her big fat hairy cunt, I got an instant stiffy. She looked so fucking horny and gorgeous.

Embarrassed she should have been, but not a bit.

"I'm sorry you saw that Harry but I just could not take my eyes off the bulge in your trousers and it aroused me. As you have probably gathered I am an out-and-out water sports lover and can only cum when peeing or squirting. However, from the looks of your nice hard cock, you may have a similar fetish".

Watching her finish off her last few drops she opened her fat thighs and smiling said "Come on big boy give granny's fanny a nice wash." I took out my flaccid thick six inches and pissed over her fanny.

She loved it. After cleaning up we had a very dirty intimate chat. She loved talking dirty did Mrs. Cartwright. "Well Harry, I expect that was a big surprise. I am a very horny old fat lady who adores piss play. It's so bad I can only orgasm when doing so. Most men run a mile when they find out what turns me on, but I suspect you might like to become my piss pal." What could I say? And why would I turn up the opportunity to fuck a lovely fat and floppy OAP regularly?

Sitting down with yet another pot of tea, Marion told me that she got into her fetish, when after having a couple of kids her bladder got "unreliable".

"One night when my hubby and I were having a great fuck, and I started to cum, I squirted out a big gush of piss. It was great, like I was like a guy, cumming spunk. And it made my orgasm strong. Of course, hubby loved it. It got to the stage that after he shot his juice into me, he then pissed in me as well, filling my cunt right up. The feeling was fucking fantastic".

She then regaled me with her other wet delights, such as wearing the special plastic-lined skirt that allowed her to piss to her heart's content in public. Although she preferred to do that on holidays abroad.

Lastly, she surprised me by saying that over the years she had been fortunate enough to find a few like-minded acquaintances who met up very occasionally.

She then asked me what I liked doing. And I said that one of my most fulfilling sexual practices is deep heavy kissing and petting giving fat hairy old cunts a good fingering while they slowly wank my well-lubricated cock. And I thought it added to the pleasure if they squirted regularly over my hands as well. To add to my list, I told her I get an instant hard-on when old ladies open their fat wrinkled thighs to show off their hairy twats.

Then I leaned over and started kissing her and she responded with a passionate full tongue kiss. I immediately went for her left boob; I opened the next buttons of her blouse exposing the top of those beautiful wrinkled heavy breasts. I put my face in the cleavage and licked.

Removing her blouse and bra revealed a sight! Her majestic tits were resting on her upper belly, sagging yes but still very full of life and volume. The dark areolas against her white skin were the size of small saucers; the nipples were rosy and protruded about an inch. I took the left breast in my hand and brought it back up. I could feel its heavy weight; the nipple was rising. Then I took the right boob in my mouth, sucked on it, and grabbed the nipple with my teeth. She was kissing my hair and stroking my back and shoulders, as I was stroking her fantastic jelly belly, her sides of flesh on her back and her love handles... more tire handles.

Undoing the top of her skirt, I wriggled my hand down her underwear, reaching her pubic hairs and the beginning of her cunt lips. She started to moan slightly and push her mound forward as I was fingering her. "Well, that was just lovely. Now, what about more tea? I want my bladder full to bursting for our next session upstairs in bed!"

After three large mugs, we both agreed that it was time -- and so to bed.

Both of us stark naked we started fondling each other and in a few seconds, my eight-inch-thick dick was dribbling pre cum.

She smiled and put her leg over me so I could get my dick into her hairy hole and then she started to ride me expertly. She had a look of deep concentration on her face which was flushed and damp with perspiration. Her eyes were closed and she clenched her teeth as she rode my cock with a steady, deliberate rhythm.

Her fat hips rose and fell. I grasped her love handles firmly and she started moaning loudly and grinding against me. I struggled to hold on as her hairy snatch glided in and out.

Then she took my dick out and squatted over me and began to frantically rub her clit on it, her teeth tightly clenched. "Oh yes, yes" she moaned and looked down. Suddenly, a short but strong squirt of hot piss shot from her pussy, covering my cock. The sensation was totally fantastic.

We both moaned with pleasure and resumed fucking but with me on top, she came twice. "Come on, shoot all that lovely spunk you old lady fucker. Give it to me now!"

Not one to disappoint, I speeded up and shot three thick loads of baby batter into her cervix.

"Now relax and give me all your piss. "

I then emptied my bladder into her large love hole.

"Oh, that's lovely, more" she groaned"

Pulling out was like watching rainwater shoot out of a drainpipe. A good job she had plastic covering the mattress.