ABOUT THE FIRST THIRD OF THIS STORY IS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS THAT OCCURRED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
Feeling dizzy and light-headed and clearly reacting to something I'd either eaten or come in contact with, I'd taken a fall and cut my left hand quite badly. It was soon apparent that I was going to the hospital. My son delivered me to emergency and within an hour or so I was in a bed in ER with a drip in my right arm and blood tests taken as they tried to figure out what it was. High temp and not really with it. Nurses came and went, taking blood pressure and temp. High temp and sweating like crazy. Finally a doctor arrived, and I was to be put under observation, kept on the fluids and no food.
Lying on a bed in the ER, curtains drawn and listening to the late-night sounds of the hospital, my head began to clear a little. Gradually the sensation in my lower abdomen reminded me that I had not been to the toilet in some time and I was feeling the need to pee. I ignored it for a while figuring I won't be here all that long and I'll be able to get up and go.
Time plodded on and the need built. A couple of nurses had popped in to check on me and, after an hour or so, one replaced the fluids bag for my drip with a fresh bag. That just made me feel the need even more and I asked her if I could go to the toilet. She smiled sweetly and said, "I'll ask the doctor if you are mobile." And off she went.
Time dragged and my need grew. I heard a someone passing by and called out. Another nurse popped her head in. Again, I said, "I need to have a pee."
"Oh, okay, I'll get you a bottle," and she was gone.
A bottle? What for ... Oh! Now I was more nervous. What ... How ...? I've never done this before, and I don't know if it will work but I can't reach my cock anyway with this drip and a hand bandaged.
The curtain opened and an older nurse - in her 40s I'd guess but tall and lovely looking - stepped in with a weird what looked like papier mΓ’chΓ© bottle in her hand and closed the curtain behind her. She came around to the side of the bed. "Hello, I'm Jenny," she smiled. Clearly summing up the situation with the drip and bandage, she then added, "Do you need a hand with this?"
Already embarrassed, and knowing it was about to get acutely more embarrassing, I nodded a yes as I muttered, "Yes please."
"Okay, let's see," she added as she pulled back the sheet that covered me in my hospital gown. She put the bottle on the bed and leaned over me to gather the gown to lift it above my waist to get it out of the way. And then she looked down at my cock in preparation to go through the standard procedure that I am sure she did several times a day but this time she visibly paused and said, "Oh!" then looked at me and smiled.
Even on my best day, with a raging hard on, my uncut penis is a bit under 4" when hard but on a day like this, feeling ill and needing to pee, it retreats from attention. "Okay sweety, just spread your legs a little for me," and she placed a hand on my inner thigh to pull them apart gently. Her hand was warm and firm, unlike my dangling digit. She manoeuvred the bottle into place and tried to scoop him up into the opening but he was too small and hung to my ball sac. She leaned over me more and again looked me in the eyes and smiled before reaching in and gently lifting my cock between her thumb and forefinger and gently stretching him forward and into the opening of the bottle as she pushed it onto my short shaft and nestled it against my balls and then let me go. He gently flopped down into the neck of the bottle. Again, she looked at me, "I am so sorry," she smiled.
I am sure she meant for the personal nature of it all, but my mind also added that she was sorry about how small I am. An embarrassed tingle went through me. She stood back up.
"Just put your legs together to hold it in place and you should be fine. I'll pop back in a couple of minutes," and she was gone. But not far. Just outside the curtain I heard the earlier nurse arrive.
"Oh, did you help Mr James with the bottle?"
Nurse Jenny replied in a whisper but, being close to the curtain, I heard, "Yes, but God he's sooo small!"
"Really?"
"Yes, tinniest I've seen!" she giggled, "but it's kind of cute too."
I couldn't help feeling a bit of a tingle in my loins at that comment. I don't get many women and even fewer who find a small cock cute. I had to concentrate on peeing but hearing them and knowing they were nearby, my nervous bladder wouldn't release. Minutes went by and still no flow, just a dribble or two but I knew I needed to go.
Nurse Jenny came back in and I felt my nerves rise. "Are you finished Mark? Or do you need a little more time?" she smiled. The way she emphasized "little" as she smiled made me feel like I was going red. "You look a little flushed - are you okay? I'll check your temp while I am here."