Nora the Explorer
I came home on Tuesday night to yet another amazing situation, this time in story form. My wife had been gradually changing in recent weeks, and now had two titfights under her belt. After the kids were down for the night, Nora started in with her latest escapade.
"I took Brandon with me to an infant child care place today. They were doing a bit of an open house for prospective new kids and I decided to check it out."
"We can't afford something like that."
"I know, honey, I wasn't there to check out the facility. I've been trying to think of another place to find a busty mom that still has her milk, and this seemed like as good of an idea as any."
I just nodded dumbly, and she continued.
"Most of them seemed like they either didn't have the goods or weren't going to be willing. One of them, a blonde named Heaven, seemed like she might have some potential. At the end of the little tour, they told us that there were only 4 open spots, and 5 of us had expressed interest. Luckily enough, they let us know who the 5 were and told us they would be in touch with us later. I caught another lucky break when Heaven's son needed to be changed and waited a minute before I followed her into the bathroom."
"Did you fight her right there?"
"No, Scott, I didn't do it right there. I walked in right as she was grabbing an extra diaper and sat Brandon's chair down. She looked at me and I was able to just step right in and press my boobs into hers. You should have seen the look on her face."
"Well yeah, that's probably the last thing she expected from some strange woman who looks like the stereotype of the ultra conservative housewife."
"As I was pressing in on her I said 'Mine are better.' She looked down at our boobs pushed together then looked up at me and said 'You're dreaming.' I asked if she still had her milk, and she did. I asked if she had ever been in a titfight, and she hasn't. I then challenged her to one under the pretense that the winner's kid gets into the daycare."
She sat there smiling at me until I was able to ask, "Did she say yes?"
"Of course she did. How cruel would it be to build it up for you and then not have a payoff. We agreed on two Saturdays from now. I'm going to call her and finalize everything tomorrow. Then, in another 10 days you're going to get to see these boobs you love so much milk another pair."
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I thought nothing could beat the surprise of the first two titfights, but the anticipation of waiting on one that I knew was going to happen had me ready to burst. I was thinking of what the other woman actually looked like. I kept asking for details that Nora wouldn't give me. Finally, the day of, she spilled the beans a bit more about how things were going to go that night.
"We met for coffee and talked over the details. I told her about my first two fights. I asked for some changes. The style will be a little different and the winner is the one who milks the other one dry first. Same stakes as before. I've got a babysitter for tonight and they're expecting us around 8."
The drive over was excruciating. Nora seemed like her usual self. Long, concealing skirt, and loose shirt that only gave a hint as to what was under it. Minimal makeup on her face that looked like we were just out running some random chores. There wasn't any kind of nervous tick, like tapping a hand or foot, or anything else I might have expected.
I, on the other hand, was a nervous wreck. With the first two, I was bombarded with the event so quickly that I didn't have time to process everything. It still seemed almost like neither happened. Being at home also helped. The idea of driving to another part of town to watch my wife participate in another titfight, against an opponent I hadn't even seen yet, was obliterating my sense of calm.
After the eternity of 15 minutes that it took to find the one story ranch they lived in, we approached the door. The husband, John, was there to answer it. I don't know what I expected, but what I got was a scrawny, wispy little guy with glasses and a hairline that had surpassed receding and was in full retreat. He was too excited, like I was, and stumbled through inviting us in. He showed us the spare room to put Brandon in and told us to make ourselves comfortable in the living room while he fetched his wife.
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John and Heaven walked in and every image I had of the woman was wrong. She was obviously full of herself, but not without reason. She had on a little too much makeup. She wore designer shorts and matching tank top/halter top that stopped just above her belly button and looked like she was trying too hard to appear wealthy. Her nails, hands and bare feet, looked like she paid a fortune to get them done, but not recently. She moved like she was hoping to be a stripper some day, with everything a bit too exaggerated. I couldn't tell for sure, but her chest seemed like it was definitely big enough to belong in this contest with Nora. If I had to come up with a term to describe her, it would be trailer park hot.