**The following is a story of a dirty couple who has a rather gross dare. It will contain general gross kinks such as: unwashed-ness, scat, watersports, mud, trash play, and general nasty things. If that bothers you just stop now. If not, keep on going and give it a read.**
Thomas was a man with no sense of smell. This wasn't entirely true, he had some sense of smell, but thanks to eternal allergies he could barely smell anything. Lucky for him, he also had a fiancée, Mary, who happened to be a girl who didn't mind smelling some.
They had met six years ago. It was online first, chatting some and hitting it off. Then chatting more, and getting it off in other ways. Then chatting it off in private and really getting if off. And getting weird. They met in real life a few times over two years before moving in together a year before their engagement.
Now in their thirties they were living together in a less-developed suburban space of some age. A few neighborhoods existed, but a lot of empty space, a few horse ranches, and multiple green spaces. The ocean was only about fifteen minutes away driving but if they cheated and cut through a horse farm and green space it was about just as far walking. And the two of them didn't mind that in the slightest. They had bonded, over time, over sharing some dirty kinks together. They had, before moving in, had a weekend without bathing together. Then after moving in their first vacation was a messy stay at home vacation with lots of mess.
And now in the roughly three years since that second messy weekend it was occasional trips to nature after a rainstorm, and occasional trips to the beach at low tide. And when they found some horse manure, well, if it was stepped in, hey, shit happened.
Of course, now, finally, a year into their engagement they finally got a second chance coming up for another dirty little vacation. They had nowhere they had to be, nothing they had to do, and the two of them could take a vacation together. Although, well, to 'prepare' Mary was going to spend the week before teasing her boyfriend.
As mentioned, Thomas had no real sense of smell. But also, he worked in retail. He was out five to six days a week on average. Mary worked from home. Mostly in programming, but also a mix of network use and such. She rarely, if ever, had to leave the house for much, and so she had decided to perhaps, pre-game their vacation a touch.
Mary had a plan, from Sunday to Saturday she wasn't aiming to take a single shower or bath. And depending on how sensitive Thomas's nose was, she was gonna see if she could get grosser without him noticing, and if he happened to notice, she'd see if she could get his approval.
To that end it was her fourth day without bathing, and Thomas hadn't noticed a bit. Mary had said she'd shower during work each day which let her get away with not showering while her boyfriend was around, and he had chosen to take a six day work week with Saturday off so their vacation would be a bit longer. Still, it was Wednesday morning, and she had just returned from the major shopping for this week and next, and she felt lovely. Mary was developing a touch of a musk. She still worked and was hardly 'extremely active' sitting at her computer most of each day, but even so after three days without washing, and a non zero amount of sex and masturbation at night, she was developing a musk.
And yet, her fiancée still noticed nothing. Hell, she had decided to be a bit cute and tried to put her ass in his face this morning for a bit. He barely noticed. So she decided that today would be her next step. This underwear was just too clean. She was going to leave it on and let it get dirtier still.
All this excitement lead to a day of... Nothing really. However that night when she retired for bed she kept on her bra and panties and gave her boyfriend a little tease with a grind. This lead to her boyfriend fucking her and her saying 'she'd clean it up later'. Which was a good feeling. She was on the pill so it was no worry to keep it inside. Let alone keeping it outside.
The next day as her boyfriend showered she got an idea. She dressed up in the same clothes she had been wearing, of course, and even threw on her shoes. After a moments thought she decided that perhaps she should get some plastic. and did, finding some painters plastic from when they had painted the house and piling it outside the bathroom. When it was there she knocked on the bathroom door. "Hey babe, I gotta use the bathroom."
"Oh no, how awful. I must imagine you half naked next to me." His tone came back very, very sarcastic as he took his morning shower.
"The worst." Mary said as she stepped into the bathroom. She now had a debate. She had a plan, but that plan would be a shower. On the other hand... It would lack any and all subtlety. And she, well, wanted to make a point, and be wet all day.
So to that end she walked over to their shower, it was a tub-shower with a high side wall. She pulled aside the curtain to reveal her boyfriend naked currently rinsing himself off. Thomas gave a double take to Mary, and then a third take. "Uh... Hi?" He said.
"I gotta use the bathroom, gimme some space."
