This is the smoking fetish version of the well-known fairy tale Rapunzel.
I hope I have not ruined it for anyone. I hope it's also enjoyable.
Feedback is appreciated but not expected.
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Nicole
Once upon a time there was a couple that had everything, they had the large house, the large garden, they were happy. But they really missed one thing in their lives. For many years the longed for to have a baby, a child that they could bring in to the world together. They both had busy lives and their own careers.
At the back of their house, at the bottom of the garden there was a tall wall with a gate locked from the other side, Ludwig had never tried to climb the wall even as a child, as it belonged to a very scary lady, and she was known as Lady Gotha. The village called her a either a bitch or witch depending on who you spoke to.
Ludwig and Pasha's bedroom window looked out over the wall and into the ladies garden; on sunny days they could often saw her pottering around in the garden with a rolled cigarette dangling from her mouth as she tended to the various plants and flowers. However, as she was a strange lady, potentially a witch, they were not the usual plants. Ludwig was convinced she was growing and smoking her own tobacco. Often as she got closer to the wall, her smoke would often drift up in to the bedroom. Pasha was the first to complain that the bedroom stank of smoke.
***
After many years of trying in every room in the house, at every possibility and every position conceivable, and they soon found some that weren't, after what felt like a lifetime, Pasha finally fell pregnant; the happy couple were over the moon.
There was one exception for Pasha after a several weeks of knowing that she was with child.
"I have a strange craving Ludwig!" Pasha moaned one Wednesday morning.
He rolled his eyes "It's because you are pregnant!" Ludwig replied between mouthfuls of his toast. "Do you want gravel on your toast this morning?"
"Don't joke darling, no it's not for gravel, bacon, or even rice pudding, it's...how do I put it?"
"I don't know?"
"Well, hmmm, it's for a cigarette." Pasha said as she nervously scratched her head.
"What? Why? You don't smoke?" Ludwig said tutting in despair.
"I know, but you know I did when I was younger, long before I met you, but it's true, I don't smoke. I just have a craving for it!"
"Well can we see if it goes away?" Ludwig asked. "I might do?"
Pasha nodded "I guess so." She stated reluctantly and picked up her white slice of jam covered toast and started to slowly chew.
***
"It's no good Ludwig, I NEED something!" Pasha said as she walked in to the living room after half an hour of pacing up and down the hallway.
"But what can I do about it now?" Ludwig said looking up from his newspaper. "Haven't got a secret stash of cigarettes we can magic up!"
"I know, I know" she mused "But that awful women, Gotha, our neighbour with he big house, walled garden and forest, she grows tobacco just over the wall?" Pascha suggested.
"Oh yes, and how would we get it and even if we had it, then dry it?" Ludwig asked raising his eyebrow.
"I don't know, SORT it Ludwig, and use the oven or something. I NEED nicotine...my body is asking for it!" she demanded, her hands on her hips.
"Darling you know it's bad for you and our unborn child?"
"As is stress, and I am stressed!"
"Pascha, relax please!"
"Yes, I know, I do know, but my body is screaming for it! I don't think I can eat or do anything until I get some, my body is all of a flutter for it" she said as she started again pacing up and down the corridor.
"I know what, it's a full moon this evening; I will climb over the wall this evening and see what I can find." Ludwig said scratching his chin trying to think what to do.
***
"I'm getting too old for this" Ludwig said as he shimmed up the wall after standing on the dustbin.
"Shh, you will be fine; we don't want to get caught!" Pasha whispered as she started nervously pacing up and down the garden path in the darkness nibbling on her cuticles as she watched Ludwig finally hop over the wall.
After much scrabbling and rutting Ludwig appeared back over the wall with a handful of the tobacco leaves. "Tada" he chimed as he landed bending both knees holding the collection of leaves. "Now what?" he whispered.
"Is that all you got?" She whispered looking at the grabbed handful.
"How much were you planning on smoking?" Ludwig asked trying his best not to shout.
Pasha ignored the question "Let's get them in the oven overnight, the leaves need to dry!" she said, pondering how she was going to sleep thinking about the possibility of smoking them.
***
"What are you going to smoke them in?" Ludwig asked peering over Pasha's shoulder as she opened the oven door to reveal the roughly dried tobacco leaves.
"Rizla's what else?" Pasha said as she turned around in the kitchen and then opened the bottom sideboard cupboard and dropped down on her haunches and rummaged around pulled out an old brass tin case with a CDN and smiley face stickers on it, which she carefully opened to show lots of old unused cigarette papers in it.