New York Whores

New York Whores

By: DickThePimp

Totally Fake

The Star:

James (Me)

My apartment...

"OH GOD!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

On the sofa...

"If he fucks her any more, she's gonna lift off into space."

"Yeah..."

In my bedroom...

"God damn, baby!!!!! Fuck ME!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!! YES! YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!"

Renee (Mob Wives) is clutching the head of the bed. Screaming her hot Italian milf ass off while I bang her messy milf cunt senseless. My bed keeps slamming into the wall behind it, and I keep grinning and fucking my bitch even harder. Driving up that cream spewing swatch, and very ravenously sucking on her big soft melons.

Not bad for a drunk drug addict. Me especially on that one. Ha. We're both ripped. Me alot more so than Renee.

Renee keeps cumming... her cum's all over me, and the fucking bed, and anywhere else it can reach... and I keep fucking her hot milf whore brains out with my fat and veiny fourteen inch super cock.

My bed might break, but fuck it! We're keeping it up. Her legs are squeezing my waist so damn tight, I feel like I gotta shit or something. Hey, messy sex rules... maybe not that level of messy though. Ha.

I keep banging, and titty sucking, and Renee keeps squeezing, squirting, and screaming.

Back on the sofa...

Spence (The King Of Queens) and Kramer (Seinfeld) are watching TV. Snacking on some shit... my shit... and remarking on my sexual prowess that they can clearly hear blasting from the bedroom.

"I fucked her last week."

"I bet she didn't scream like that though."

"Well... no." Spence holds his head down in shame. Keep your head up, dude. Nobody fucks like me.

About an hour later...

Renee walks out of the bedroom, smiling. Fixing her makeup. Straightening her very low cut, glittery black minidress. Her awesome cleavage is popping outta that very revealing dress. Spence and Kramer certainly check it out.

Spence and Kramer say hi. Renee brushes them off though.

I walk out of my bedroom, and freak kiss Renee, deep squeezing her plump milf booty with both hands, then she heads out the door, passing my girlfriend Jenni (JWOWW From Jersey Shore) on the way out.

I shake my head. Jenni gets jealous... alot.

"What the fuck, dude???" She walks in, and angrily tosses the two bags of groceries over on the kitchen counter.

Kramer gets up from the sofa, and checks out what's in the bags.

Spence starts to say hi to Jenni, but thinks better of it since she's mad at me. He stays quiet, and eats some chips.

"It's cool, babe. You know I still love you." I lay on the charm. I walk over to my bitch, and put my arm around her, kissing her cheek. Jenni shakes her head, and looks away in disgust.

Jenni knows about me fooling around... I do it alot... but she still gets jealous. I'm always great at cooling her down though. It's just a matter of how long it takes me. Spence and my neighbor from across the hall Kramer like to bet on it.

I smirk over at Spence. He looks in his wallet and pulls out a twenty, waving it at Kramer... who's eating an apple from the grocery bags. Dude eats as much of my food as I do.

I lead my girl to the bedroom and shut the door. Let the betting begin.

"I say five minutes." Spence chimes in.

Kramer grabs a beer from the fridge, and counters with, "I say..... two minutes, tops."

"You're on." Spence feels confident.

They sit on the sofa and wait patiently...

Roughly one minute and forty seconds later...

"Oh my god, yes!!! Ughh!!!! What a fucking cock!!!"

Yeah... Spence loses. Ha.

"Fork it over." Kramer holds out his hand. Spence slaps the twenty down in Kramer's hand, and shakes his head.

"Damn! I never win anymore." Spence shakes his head again, and turns the TV on.

"Remember her?"

"Megyn Kelly? Your damn right I remember her. James fucked her and pissed all over her while we watched." Kramer smirks. Remembering that evening fondly.

Spence does too. His pervy grin is extra big... and pervy.

I picked Megyn up at a bar. She had a fight with her husband so she was on the prowl for dick to piss him off. Thankfully her prowl led to me. We had a few beers, then I brought her home, and fucked her for like three hours. I ended up fucking her pussy and mouth, and pissing all over her while Kramer and Spence watched because they came over and kept begging me to let them watch. I finally just said fuck it, and let them.

Kramer even filmed it. Megyn loved my humongous, naughty dick, cum, and my piss. She gave me her number too.

I've fucked Megyn like ten times since then. I fucked her yesterday morning after Jenni left. She drank my piss, and took me in her ass... and I filmed that. She asked me not to upload it anywhere, and I promised her I wouldn't. Megyn blew me as a thank you. Swallowed too. It definitely pays to be nice sometimes. Haha.

Jenni and I end up breaking my bed. We just keep on fucking on the broke ass bed.

I pull out, and spray my seed all over her huge fake cans, then Jenni very ravenously sucks me clean. Then... I eat her ass as an apology for the cheating. She loves that. She cums all over my fingers while I eat her ass out.

And... she even ordered me a new bed. Yeah... she paid. I got it like that. Ha.

The next day, after the new bed got put in...

Jenni's married friend Deena (Jersey Shore) came over. We hit the beers pretty good. Twenty down, and we're making out hot and heavy on the sofa.

I dig Deena. Big tits. Great ass. Sexy. A real party chick. As slutty as they come too.

"God, I love your lips, James. Yum!" We laugh. Smooching away. My right hand grabbing and groping Deena's big, plump tits through her beige tank top and flesh colored satin bra.

We're swapping spit big time. Grinding against each other. Deena's rubbing my bulge really good as well.

I move to her neck. Chewing on it, and sucking it hard. Deena moans and coos happily. Smiling, and biting her supple bottom lip.

A few minutes later, Deena's head is in my lap. She's sucking me off while I play with her thick, plump booty, and slap it hard. She coos hard and horny each time I slap it.

She's sucking down about four inches of dick at a time. Slurping it real messy. Tons of spit. The spit hanging from her lips and my shaft.

Deena keeps bobbing on my giant meat while I turn on the TV and see what's on. A Jersey Shore Family Vacation repeat pops on. Convenient, huh? Ha.

Deena shakes her head when she sees it. She keeps slurping me off though. So much fucking spit is hanging off of her sexy slut lips. My cock is covered in it.

I bounce Deena's long brown haired head on my dick while I watch that stupid show.

A few minutes later...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yum!" Deena sucks down my load. Smiling so happy as she gulps down all that thick and creamy sperm. She jacks my shaft fast, and swallows fast too. Slurping own my cum, and all of that spit that was covering my enormous, veiny shaft too.

She pulls off of my dick and gets a spurt of piss on her face. Deena laughs and licks at it.

I push her piss dripping face back down on my cock, and she sucks down my piss just as happily as she did my cum. I piss alot, and Deena handles it all in style. Slurping feverishly on my pissing monster. Anxiously swallowing every drop that shoots against the back of her throat.

I just grin. I slap Deena's thick sexy ass again, and grin. Living the good life. The good stud life.

...

Deena split before Jenni could come back, so no drama there.

I have the apartment to myself. No Jenni. No Kramer. No Spence. Just me... and Rachael Ray. Yep, the cook/TV show host.

She came over and cooked me dinner, so I thought I'd repay her with a nice ass fuck on my new bed. She was most definitely up for that.

My bed...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Slow and easy, babe. Your dick's so big, I don't know if I can handle any more than that. God, yes!!"

We're spooning. Me behind Rachael. Hugging her close. Fucking her thick and sexy Sicilian/Jew ass nice and easy. Slow, steady thrusts. Nice and easy. Her very tight ass gripping my monster cock so tight I feel like it's gonna explode any minute.

We're both grunting. Groaning. Smiling. Kissing.

I'm sucking Rachael's neck, which she loves. Her happy smile is so fucking wide. She's heatedly sucking her plump bottom lip. Purring away as my cock throbs in her ass constantly from how tight it as and how tight it's squeezing my dick.

I grab her small titties and shake them. Pinching them, and shaking them hard. Rachael moans and moans. Loving it all so much.

I just keep on fucking that celebrity ass. Living the good stud life...

Across the hall...

"BOO YAH!!"

"Damn!... Fuck!!!"

Seems like Jenni is trying to get back at me for all the cheating by banging Kramer and Spence. Kramer is ass banging her while she sucks off Spence on the bed.

Kramer's huge dick is wildly thumping my chick's ass from behind while he lays over on her, and bites her neck, and pulls her hair. Dude fucks like an animal.

Jenni's moaning and sucking on Spence's big fat hooded dick. Bobbing fast and slurping real messy. Spit times a million. It's pouring out of her mouth, drowning that fat pink cock and those fat pink hairless balls too.

Spence just lays there with his goofy ass grin on his face, trying to look cool, but failing miserably.

Kramer keeps yelling, and crazy fucking Jenni's ass. Going all spastic, and funky beast crazed. Fucking her perfect ass faster and faster.

Jenni screams out, and bites down on Spence's big hog accidentally. He screams like a bitch, then Kramer cums, and so does Spence. Ha.

Kramer thrusts hard up Jenni's snug ass. Dumping his load in her butt. Still screaming like a beast. Still shaking and acting all bat fuck nuts.

Jenni sucks in Spence's cum, then pulls off of his dick, and slowly drools all of his sperm down onto his dick and balls. It combines with all of her spit on there, making a big slutty mess.

Then, she climbs on the bed, and squats over Spence's hooded hog, farting out all of Kramer's cum all over Spence's dick too. His dick is completely drowned in sperm and spit. So fucking messy. They all three look at it and laugh.

Back across the hall...

We're still spooning. Rachael's smiling and moaning so blissfully happy as my cum shoots up her very tight ass.

I'm still sucking and chewing on her neck. Thrusting up her sexy thick ass, not too hard, as my cum erupts from my dick.

We softly kiss. Smooching nicely, spit swapping and all, as my cum shoots up Rachel's thick, plump dumper.

Like I said... I'm living the good stud life. And thank God for slutty New York Whores.

By: DickThePimp