The rule whereby my wife Liz is allowed to be 'a naughty girl' on holiday began on our honeymoon.
After all the exertions of the wedding I was tired. There had been wedding preparations, the early start on the big day, having to drink prosecco and shake hands, speeches, cakes and dancing, a sleepless night attempting to perform my obligatory husband bedroom duties followed by a day travelling to the honeymoon resort. I was very tired and bad tempered.
For the rest of the honeymoon I just wanted to rest, sunbathe, drink and read while Liz wanted to do all the activities the resort offered: sailing, canoeing, surfing, rock climbing, golfing, archery, snorkelling, water polo, Brazilian dancing, tennis, yoga, heavens knows.
The Spanish guys who ran the events loved her. Liz is a fun, sporty, adventurous, flirty woman with a great figure; large breasts, big bum, narrow waist, powerful arms and thighs, long legs. The guys took every opportunity to hold her in their arms as they taught her how to sail a dinghy, hold a golf club, shoot a bow and arrow, dance the tango, do the downward dog. They didn't pay the same attention to the other holidaymakers.
I pointed this out but she told me off and said I was just being jealous.
She sometimes came back late as the guys took customers to bars, beach parties and barbecues after activities.
The guys all wore tight speedos. They were tanned, muscular and well endowed. Mary kept looking at them. In a very obvious and lascivious way.
When I asked her what was so interesting she told me that she really liked their tight trunks and if it bothered me that I should get a pair.
"Actually I want you to get a pair of those trunks and stop wearing those big baggy shorts." she told me.
I refused. She asked me why.
I was reluctant to admit what was worrying me:
"They're all more..."
"More what? Fit? Thin? Brown? Oh... you mean they're all bigger down there! Are they? I haven't noticed. I wasn't looking at their cocks. Unlike you! Oh you silly man. You'll look great."
We went to the shop and she made me try the speedos on in the changing rooms and come out and show her in the shop.
I was so self-conscious. Where all the other guys seemed to fill their speedos with their big dicks mine just jutted forward like a little pointy acorn.
Liz told me I looked fine and seemed to be totally unaware of how the other women in the shop laughed and stared at me.
She insisted on taking pictures of me next to the guys who worked at the resort.
Towards the end of our honeymoon Liz was invited to a party in the town where the resort workers lived, away from the tourist areas.
She didn't come home that night. Nor was she there when I woke up in the morning.
I waited all day for her. I asked some of the guys who had gone to the party and they told me not to worry.
She finally returned late that night after I'd gone to bed. She turned the light on and woke me. She looked a state, her hair was a mess, her make up smeared and she was still wearing the same clothes which were ripped and stained.