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It shook the room.
The entire gym had stopped and was looking at me. It's no surprise really, this was the first time any of these wimps had heard what it sounded like when someone finally let an entire weight stack of 290 lbs down for a final rep.
Her final rep.
I sat up and admired the pump-result of my latest set, my gorgeous twenty-three inch biceps still ballooned up from the effort, rivaled in size only by the breasts between them, mounted high and served up by the monstrous pectorals beneath them. If I kept getting more ripped I'd be tempted to consider implants to keep things proportional, but muscle would always come first.
The muscles were the most impressive part of the package, but they came with a lovely thick crop of brown hair arranged in a perfect pixie-cut, a pair of deep brown eyes, and 5'11" of huge muscles, huge tits, and the hugest arrogant smile ever to grace a pair of thick lips. I puckered up and blew a kiss to that girl looking back at me in the mirror, deciding the two of us were ready to conquer this place like we deserved.
I approached the desk of the Westwood Fitness Center, cocking my head in recognition of the man who'd let me in the door for my free trial, Chase. He was decently built, though not big enough to take me.
"Alright, I've made a full circuit. You'll have to let me use some of the machines weird since they don't have enough weight for me, but I've decided I'm willing to train here. How much?"
Chase arched an eyebrow, he had that wonderful look of puppy-dog terror I do so love to inspire.
"Our standard rate is $351."
"I want at least $400."
"What? No, that's what it costs for you to work out here, 351 dollars is our annual rate plus initiation fee."
I laughed, muscles firm while my tits jiggled. "No, Chase, four hundred is what I'm charging you for the privilege of working out in your gym. You could have no better advertisement than someone who looks like me. Some will come just to ogle me work out. Others will come to see if they can get the same results, but either way that's money in your boss's pocket that I could just as well be taking to any other gym who might offer me even more."
He gaped a long moment, jaw working a bit as he seemed to be thinking through everything I'd just said. It's not his fault; while some of us are perfectly brilliant, there's plenty to back up the meathead stereotype that pervades establishments such as these. Chase was nice enough on the eyes, sure, but I wasn't going to ask him to do my term paper or anything.
"I don't know. Why not just go somewhere that will make you more if that's really true?" He threw out what was sure to be his last point of resistance.
"That's easy, Chase: I like it here. Do we have a deal?"
Another long pause, but then he flung out his meaty palm and it met mine in a slap as we shook hands. I gave the gesture just an ounce of my total strength which seemed enough to cow him a bit as he agreed to my terms.
A few hours later I was finally managing to work up a real sweat, powering my way through the rest of the machines, and now working some bench presses with a barbell loaded to 415 lbs. I didn't have anyone spotting me, but that was fine, this was a pretty light load for me so it would be safe if something unexpected happened. Lots of guys had been watching me work, some to the point where they'd completely stopped training themselves. Idiots. The first few times one of them tried to approach I'd just make brief eye contact, expressionless, that tended to have a pretty intimidating effect I've found. Eventually they possed up and talked amongst themselves, seeming to decide there was safety in numbers.
As was inevitable, the group of the local gym rats finally decided to come mark their territory a little, all five of them swaggered up to me as one. I'm not going to knock these guys too hard, some of them had clearly been putting in real work, and while they might lack my own discipline or genetic benefits, there were some twenty inch biceps in the group, one guy had beautiful shoulders and another wasn't as bulky but had some of the most proportional definition I'd ever seen.
"Hey man," said the big biceps, "what did they do with your dick after you had them cut it off."
I stood, slowly, letting my full height bring me to just a bit taller than him.
"I never had one," I spoke slowly, letting the easy contemptuous sneer take to my lips, "but I had, it would be a lot bigger than yours."
Two of the guys actually laughed at that and he glared, I'd touched a nerve, or possibly a penis the size of a nerve.
"Say that again!" He growled, his hands coming up awkwardly between us.
"No, you say it." I said, grabbing his fingers in mine, setting us into the classic 'mercy' position. He strained against me, but I was faster, younger and stronger than this asshole and it took almost no effort to twist both of his arms down, locking his elbows against his will and applying pressure.
"AIIIGH! Let me go you crazy bitch!"
"Who's got a tiny dick?" I calmly asked.
"I DO! I DO! AW FUCK LET GO!" I released him.
"Now see? Doesn't it feel good to just admit it and get it off your chest?" I cooed.
He slunk off behind the others, but kept close, hoping something would break his way in the next few moments. I wouldn't be sorry to disappoint me.
Deltoids, (the guy with the nice shoulders) was next, he approached me more calmly.