Hi!!! - Oct 15 9:53am
Hey there!
My name is MysTerri22, welcome to my first ever blog post!
Let's get real straight away: this blog is just an outlet for any stuff going on in my head right now about me and my boyfriend, ok? You'll get loads of juicy little details but I won't be telling you my actual name or my boyfriend's name for the sake of privacy. I also don't want my boyfriend to ever read this. It'll become clear why later, so no trying to find out who we really are ok? Thanks in advance. Also it's going to be very, very NSFW so if you're at work or under 18 or something like that, please stop reading!
So, let me just start by saying this: I love my boyfriend, ok? He's sweet, considerate and exactly the kind of guy I'd like to spend my life with if he ever gets off his butt and asks me. The only thing spoiling it all for me is something he can't even help, poor guy. I know it's something that shouldn't matter and that I'm being a superficial bitch for feeling this way but...
He has a tiny dick.
Even writing it down seems like a massive betrayal of trust but I can't deny the truth can I? Hard he is no more than about 3 inches, 3 1/2 on a good day, and soft, well, he's basically a Ken doll soft. I know how this makes me come across but it's just so frustrating sometimes, you know?
I hope that by me being brutally honest so far you also understand how serious I am when I say that I would never even think about cheating on him. Like I said, I love him dearly and even his 'problem' isn't enough to turn me away towards another man. Even if some jacked dude walked in here right now with a cock as long as my forearm, pledged his undying love towards me and asked me to bend over so he could fuck me the way I've always wanted... I'd tell him to get fucked. Honestly, I would.
And besides, there's always porn right? God damn, some of the things I've seen. Did you know there are actually guys out there who fit my description from before? Ok, maybe the forearm bit is a bit much but they aren't far off. And they blow a load to match as well, you should see the women they're with when they finish! Covered head to toe in their thick cum practically! I never get more than a poultry blast or two of thin, runny mess. And the noises the girls make, it sounds like they've been sent to heaven and back.
Anyway, all that is besides the point. Nothing would make me turn away from my boyfriend, nothing. But if there was some sort of way to give him a helping hand, I mean I'd be a fool to not at least try it right? You see all of these adverts that say shit like 'grow your cock 9cm in one week!' and all that kinda stuff. So I've made an order...
Now I know what you're thinking:
'Those things are a scam, they don't work, you're so fucking stupid!'
You know what, I'd be thinking that too, but I'm fucking desperate here! We're stuck with two positions because they're the only ones that work, missionary and cowgirl, and I mean they're fine and everything but variety is the spice of life and is it too much to ask to want to get railed from behind at some point?
Anyway, they're supposed to arrive today, hopefully while my boyfriend is at work so he won't know about them. I still need to figure out how to bring this up with him in a way that won't hurt his feelings and won't make me seem like a mega bitch. If you've got any suggestions, please feel free to comment them below.
MysTerri22
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What happened with the pills?!?! - Oct 17 10:21am
Hey guys!
So it's been just over two days since my last post. Thanks so much for your comments, I wasn't expecting any response this soon! Although whoever IWant2BYourDaddy is, fuck off dude, I've already made it clear I'm not interested in anyone other than my boyfriend and I will block your ass if you keep messaging me, understand?
Sorry about that everyone, some people just need to be told in front of everyone that they're a dick, don't you agree?
Anyway, so in my last post I finished by mentioning I'd ordered some pills off the internet and I was waiting for them to arrive. Before I tell you all what happened next with that though, I just wanna clarify a few things.
I've been in major cringe mode since I read my first post back. I really make it seem like my boyfriend does nothing for me in the bedroom don't I? For the sake of fairness, that really isn't true. In all other aspects in the bedroom, he treats me very very well. Like how many guys out there are actually eager to eat your pussy? And he does it so well too. He's even started licking my butthole recently too and whilst it's always something I'd been a bit on the fence about, when he started doing it just out of the blue it was like a revelation! The only problem is it makes me want a cock in there and we all know how that would go...
So anyway, back to the pills. They arrived early in the afternoon, the packaging was very subtle and didn't give any indication of what they were. The bottle contains 30 pills which are supposed to be dissolved in water or a liquid or something and taken once a day. The description on them says it promotes growth but isn't really much more specific than that. I mean there was a cock on the ad and the bottle is clearly aimed at men so I suppose it's self explanatory yeah?
Now for the bit that is gonna make me seem like a terrible person. You'll remember last time that I said I didn't have a clue how to bring this up with him? A few of you made some really encouraging comments telling me I should just be honest with him and I tried, I really did! I just couldn't think of a way to do it gently, you know? I mean how exactly are you supposed to tell the guy you love 'I wish you had a bigger dick'? So I didn't. I haven't told him anything. I've just been... putting the tablet in his coffee each morning.
I know, I know! It's a complete violation and I'm a horrible person for doing it, but put yourself in my shoes for a moment. I've bought these things and if they work like they say then it's a good thing for him and for me right? I mean they probably won't work, so what's the harm? He's had two so far, one yesterday morning and one before he left the house this morning and he's not dropped down dead or anything, so no harm no foul right?
Listen, I know what I'm doing is stupid and a little immature, ok? You won't need to tell me that in the comments. But ask yourself this: if I were to come back to you in say a week's time and the things have actually worked? You'd all be buying them for yourselves or your significant others without a shadow of a doubt! I'm not gonna leave it a week by the way, I'm just gonna post whenever I can.
Hope to see you then!