I'm down at the park tonight. It's about 3am, there's no one around, but the full moon seems as bright as the sun.
I've been in this clump of trees for a few minutes now, allowing myself to adjust to the light and the surroundings. Now that I've taken the time to do this, I can see just what a perfect spot it is.
The trees are all a little taller than me - tall enough to make things private, but not so tall that they block the light too much.
There's a narrow tiled path winding through the middle, and to the side of it sits a heavy park bench.
I sit on the bench to prepare myself, setting my little bag beside me. I leave what I'm wearing on for the moment - a plain black T-shirt and a knee-length skirt. I do pull the skirt up high, letting my bare buttocks sit on the warm bench.
As it's a long skirt though, my front is reasonably well covered - well, it looks like I'm wearing a mini now!
I pull a plastic bag out - this has knickers, track pants and another T-shirt in it for the walk home - and put it down on the ground behind the bench for safekeeping.
Next, I pull out what I've jokingly called my 'P' pipe. It's a length of hose (cut from the garden hose at home, actually), about a metre of the stuff. One end is attached to a medium-sized funnel somehow (I'm a dab hand with the resin now!), so it looks like a miniature beer bong.
I place the funnel under my skirt between my upper thighs, to hold it in place while I fish the next item out of the bag.
It's an ordinary, empty 1 litre drink bottle (Coke), which I clamp between my bare feet on the ground.
Now I'm set up to start.
I scoot my bum forward so that my fanny is totally clear of the bench. Just the very tips of my buttocks (so buttocks have tips now?) rest on the seat, and the front of my skirt falls back down to just above my knees.
Holding the funnel in my hand, I push my knees apart as wide as they will go (my feet have to keep the bottle upright, remember?), then push the mouth of the funnel up, hard. The hardness of the funnel's edge pressing all around my fanny (but not directly on to it) is great - this is a moment I will always look forward to.
I bring my knees back together again, clamping the funnel tightly between the top of my thighs (I don't want it falling out at exactly the wrong moment!). I'm horny as hell already, but horniness has never stopped me from weeing - quite the opposite, actually!
Just as I'm about to let go, I clench up as I realise I haven't put end of the hose into the bottle. I quickly reach down, pushing it in as far as I can (don't want it falling out).
Emergency over, I go back to just where I left off. Like I said, I'm REALLY horny, so in no time I can feel it - the heat running all over my fanny as I pee. Just going to the toilet can be a sexual event for me half the time, so when it is a sexual thing BEFORE I start peeing, I feel fantastic.
The familiar sound it makes on the funnel - and, a little more quietly, going into the bottle - brings back lovely memories of past sessions. I have a feeling that this particular one is going to be pretty hard to forget, though!
I love this feeling, balanced on the edge of the seat, my hands behind me on the bench, taking some of my weight. My head goes back, and I lose myself in this emptying-out.
I'm not aware of how long it's been (seconds, surely), but I'm still very much in the flow of things (so to speak) when I realise my feet are warm and wet.
Sure, enough, when I look down, the bottle is overflowing. With a supreme effort I manage to clench and tense myself to a dribbly stop. I would have liked nothing more than to continue weeing like that, but am actually glad to stop, for two reasons.
One, I would have had to stop eventually anyway, and this way I get to stop without that slightly dreaded letdown of realising there's no more. This way, I'm filled with hope and delight at the knowledge that I'll be able to do it all again (and more) later.
Secondly, I'll now be able to do some of my other favourite, more wasteful things, now that the bottle's full.
I reach down awkwardly to the bottle (remember where the funnel is!) and pull the hose out. The lid goes back on the bottle, and I put it to one side of the bench. I open my legs wide (I can move my feet apart now, too) and pull on the end of the hose so the funnel slides out from between my thighs. I put it in an empty plastic bag, and put that back into my big bag.
While there, I delve around in the bottom of the bag, and pull out a small towel, followed by some bike shorts. I don't often get to use these unless I've managed to keep something in reserve, but I can feel my bladder is still pretty full. Tonight's going to be one of those nights where I get to do something that turns me on incredibly - keep reading while I tell you!