A bell rang on the door as I entered the local adult novelty store. I decided to go in right after their 10am opening in hopes that it wouldn't be too busy. Upon entering the only person I saw was a cute young 20's female behind the counter. Perfect, no other customers.
"Good morning. Is there anything I can help you find?" the woman asked.
"Not right now. Just looking around." I responded.
"Okay. I'm Amy if you have any questions."
I browsed aisle by aisle looking at all the different items. First there was sexy lingerie. Next was the bondage items, both playful fuzzy things and more advanced leather and metal equipment. Then there were masturbation aids like fleshlights and fake vaginas.
"Can I ask where all the dildos and vibrators are?" I called over to Amy. Just saying those words out loud to a woman other than my wife was very titillating.
"We have a room over here with all of those." Amy said while pointing to the other side of the shop.
I walked through bead strands hanging in the doorway to a room approximately 20' by 20' filled with racks of dildos and vibrators of every size. I stood and scanned the room for a few seconds not sure what to look at first.
I should explain that I have a humiliation fetish. I get aroused from being humiliated in a variety of ways. See I have a small penis. About 4" rock hard to be exact. Not really thick either. So having a woman refuse me sex, laugh at or make fun of my little dick, or tell me about her big sex partner is a huge turn on. I also enjoy when men with larger cocks make fun of me. I have especially liked the times when some have made me give them head, telling me that small dick beta males are supposed to serve bigger dick alpha men. I should also tell you that I'm married and my wife isn't into any of this. So I explore it on my own.
"See anything interesting?" Amy had followed me into the room and startled me.
"My wife and I want an anal toy." That was actually a lie but I was hoping she'd ask more details and I could tell her it was for my ass. That would be humiliating.
"Are you two new to anal play?" Amy asked very seriously and professionally.
"Kind of. I mean not completely new to anal but we don't have any toys yet." I explained.
"Well you might want to start with something like this." Amy said holding up a very small anal plug.
"Oh we're not that new Amy!" I told her. "And she wouldn't want me to come home with anything that small. She already has to deal with a small thing." I said jokingly using that opportunity to tell her about my little secret.
"Oh I see." Amy said through a smile. "So maybe something like this?" She offered a 8.5" thick black dildo as an exaggerated alternative.
"That might be too much. She's only been with me. There's no way she's prepared for that!" Again making fun of myself. My small penis was rock hard now between the humiliation of exposing my shortcoming and the beauty of the young lady in front of me. "I should also tell you, it will be for both of us."
"Oh!" Amy said looking me up and down for some reason. "So how experienced are you with back door play?"
"I'm certainly not a seasoned pro but I've been probed by fingers and small items before." I acted shy when I answered.
"And has she had toys before or only your...um...less than substantial unit?" Amy inquired seeming to enjoy trying to humiliate me.