My Girlfriend Is Way Too Friendly

Don't get me wrong I am lucky to have her but man does she drive me nuts sometimes. She is quite a catch on paper. 5'2" which makes me look tall at 5'8" she's a sexy little thing too. Lisa is blonde, skinny, bubble butt, and massive tits that dwarf her tiny frame. She's not the brightest, hence her job at a coffee shop but she has an infectious laugh and a bubbly personality.

Me on the other hand, I'm a nerd, I grew up studious and got my dream job as a bio engineer. We make quite the unusual pairing, me being pale, skinny, somewhat feminine. People often comment on the top heavy little Barbie im with.

Despite our differences we have a very healthy, happy relationship and we really enjoy each others company. There's just one small problem. My girlfriend is a social butterfly and is constantly attracting the wrong kind of male attention. Her over friendly attitude constantly gets me into awkward situations and that's how we met Rick.

Rick is a 6'1" firefighter who is friends affectionately refer to as horse due to the mammoth penis that constantly becomes a topic of conversation and also our new "best friend". Don't get me wrong Rick is a friendly guy and has always been nice to me but the relationship between him and my girlfriend makes me very uncomfortable to say the least.

We met Rick last summer at a restaurant. There we were minding our own business enjoying a candle lit dinner when beside us a lady fainted. She fell to the floor and before we new it is surrounded by emergency personnel.

The situation resolved itself and left behind was a couple firefighters collecting leftover equipment. My girlfriend couldn't help but have her eyes glued on the excitement that unfolded before us. As her eyes were still lingering on the scene winding down she accidentally locked eyes with the tall tattooed hunk who casually smiled at her. She smiled back laughed and said "wow nice job, you guys are so impressive."

"All in a days work mam." He said standing and moving beside our table.

"You know you people are the real heroes for alerting emergency personnel." He said while staring down at the massive amount of cleavage spilling out of Lisa's low cut dress and resting on the table.

"Oh we didn't do anything, The restaurant called you guys." She said giggling and looking over to me.

"Give yourself some credit I was really impressed with how calm you stayed during that whole ordeal." He said grabbing Lisa's hand and staring into her eyes.

Lisa got still and stared deeply into the tan muscle bound presence before us. It felt as though i was the third wheel on these twos date. Finally i broke the silence.

"Well anyway we better get back to our dinner before it gets cold." I said with a exhale.

"Do you guys want any water or anything you must be tired after all that work you did." Lisa said still staring at the man.

"We have water back at the station we're all good, I tell you what though we could use a girl like you on our team maybe you want to come by the station for a quick tour after your dinner." Rick said still holding Lisa's hand and looking deep into her eyes.

"Wow I don't know if I could do what you guys do, But I would love a tour that sounds so fun right Sam, A tour of a real fire station lets do it." She said beaming at me.

I did my best to move the conversation in a different direction and usher the man away without being rude. I figured I could talk her out of it once he left. Try as I might there we were an hour later with a bunch of fireman showing my girlfriend tools and equipment using any excuse to touch her to keep from "falling" or show her how to hold a tool.

After an hour of these guys ogling my girlfriends huge bazongas right in front of me we started to say our goodbyes. As we were leaving though Rick was sure to grab his new "best friends" number. My girlfriend talked the whole ride home about how awesome Rick was and how the 3 of us were going to be besties.

It wasn't long after that, that we hung out with Rick again. He invited us to a party and was sure to escort my girlfriend around the whole party arm and arm introducing her to everyone and making sure she had a drink. He was polite to me as well and he was funny but it was very obvious to me and everyone else except my girlfriend what he was after.

It was at the party we learned about the foot long monster cock Rick had in his pants. All his friends made comments all night about his huge horse cock which went over my girlfriends head until it was put blunt enough that she understood.

"You know honey be careful with this one, He has put girls into wheel chairs with that 12 inch cock of his." One of the party goers said to MY girlfriend while she played a game of beer pong beside Rick.

"Wait you have a 12 inch penis?" My girlfriend said her mouth hanging open in awe.

"Its bigger than that its exactly this long." He said pointing to a tattoo on his arm of a snake.

She grabbed Ricks arm and held it so she could look at the snake tattoo more closely. The snake was coiled around a measuring tape and extended from the crease of his wrist all the way up past his elbow.

"Wait did you get this tattoo to show how huge your cock is?" She asked looking around at everyone for clarification still clutching his arm.

"You know he did honey." The same girl shouted.

"Oh my god its like the size of my whole arm." she said giggling and placing her arm against the tattoo.

"Have you ever measured it?" she asked rubbing her hand up and down his muscular fore arm and moving in closer to his body.

"Its 14 and a half inches long and 11 inches around exactly." Rick said smirking and staring down at her huge fat tit meat pressed against his arm.

"Oh my god I have never even seen a dick half that size." My girlfriend said while still clutching his arm right against her chest.

I winced because she inadvertently exposed me for having a less that 7" penis. I looked around the room but nobody seemed to notice. In fact I was starting to wonder if anyone even knew we were together. I was painfully shy unlike my girlfriend and had always been a step away from Lisa at this party. Meanwhile it felt like Rick and Lisa grew closer by the minute practically touching hips by now.

The party went on for a while my girlfriend would throw me the occasional bone by coming over and giving me a peck on the lips. She always seemed to end up right beside Rick again. I loosened up after a while despite how uncomfortable Rick and my girlfriend were making me.

By the end of the night it was just a few of us left at the party. I had wanted to leave hours ago but my girlfriend kept guilt tripping me into sticking around. Rick myself and a handful of others were sitting around the couch playing games still drinking away.

Lisa was seated between me and Rick affording us both a view down at her huge mommy milkers spilling over the top of her dress. I couldn't help but notice her continuously stealing glances at Ricks lap. It wasn't hard to make out the bulge extending down his left leg.

Someone suggested body shots as a punishment for losing each round of the game we were playing. I didn't love the idea but there were a couple pretty girls in the room and I was to nervous to object anyway.

I got lucky and ended up doing a body shot off of on girl named Nicole on the first hand. I looked at Lisa to confirm she wasn't jealous, she wasn't and the game moved along. Lisa lost the very next hand and immediately brought the ingredients to Rick to do the shot off him. She was actually slightly confused about the rules because it was supposed to be the winners choice who you did the shot off of but nobody corrected her.

He pulled off his shirt revealing his muscle bound tattooed body. Lisa stared up and down his torso as he laid back on the couch. She crawled up his body and plopped onto his lap. Her tits bounced wildly as she got into position.

She set up the salt and the lime and the shot all on his chest and took her time lapping up the ingredients. As she did the whole room was staring slack jawed as Rick's cock expanded in his pants. It looked as though someone was blowing up a balloon as the bulge snaked down his leg expanding to its mammoth proportions. Some of the other girls in the room giggled as they watched the huge tent form beneath my girlfriend.

My girlfriend leaned against Rick's chest pressing her huge tits against him. Her eyes watered and she looked up at the ceiling recovering from the shot for a moment. Then she giggled and stood from the man.

Once she stood up she saw the result of her body shot. She giggled and gasped as she stared down at the hulking tower of a tent in Rick's shorts. Without comment she returned to her seat but did not take her eyes off the tent. Rick made a small effort to adjust the massive tent but it was futile.

The game continued everyone pretending to ignore the huge cock in the room. A couple hands later Lisa lost again and the winner shouted "You have to do your shot off of Rick's cock."

Everyone cheered and laughed except me. I knew my girlfriend was hesitant and I looked over at her to pleadingly avoid doing it. She didn't need to make eye contact with me to know that this would make me uncomfortable.

"I don't think my boyfriend would like that." Lisa said.

"He doesn't mind come on its just a game he did a body shot earlier." "yeah come on do it." everyone chastised the two of us.

Lisa looked over at me and said "What do you think Sammy?" with a giggle.

The whole crowd went quiet awaiting my answer. I turned beat red and started to sweat feeling the pressure of the moment. "Okay I guess."

Lisa turned towards Rick with a dumbstruck smile on her face. Then stood to quickly grab the ingredients. Rick without standing whipped his shorts down to reveal an ENORMOUS throbbing hard vein riddled baseball bat of pulsating fuck cannon.

Lisa turned to see the rigid comically large shaft pointed straight at her between his legs. Lisa slowly lowered herself to her knees between his legs. She grabbed the shaft right below the head to gently hold it in place.

She caressed the shaft admiring the weight of the monstrosity. She glanced down at how small her hand looked supporting this huge piece of meat. She leaned down and stuck her tongue out and dragged it across a spot at the base of his cock then pinched the salt along the spot. Then she grabbed the lime the whole group was quiet as she did.

As she squeezed the lime Rick flinched and said it was cold which drew out a few giggles from the crowd. Then she placed the shot glass in the top third of his cock. I couldn't help but notice Lisa's fingers moving slightly up and down at the spot she was holding his big cock.

Rick didn't have much of a reaction to the slow gliding of her hand up and down his cock. Rick just stared at my girlfriends lust filled eyes and her huge tits threatening to spill out of her dress. The shot glass stood perfectly still easily supported by the wide fat cock shaft.

After what felt like an eternity of the two locked into each others eyes and her slowly moving her hand so slightly up and down his giant monster cock finally she leaned down.

She first stuck her tongue out to slowly lick the salt up never breaking eye contact with Rick despite her heavy eyelids. Then she turned her head to the side and put her lips onto his shaft sucking up the lime juice with a loud slurrrppp. Then she gripped the mammoth cock with both hands. One at the base and one just below the head on the shaft. She leaned in and grabbed the shot glass with her lips tipped her head back and downed it.

She closed her eyes tight recovering from the shot. Each of her hands were gripping the monster cock and slowly rocking up and down its length. Once she recovered everyone cheered. For the next minute everyone giggled but Lisa never removed her hands from his shaft. Even as the dealer started setting up for the next round she still caressed the giant cock. It was actually Rick that told her he was going to put it away.

Lisa stood and plopped herself back down beside me with not so much a glance in my direction her eyes still fixed on the horse cock tenting Ricks shorts beside us.

A few rounds went by and then the winner said. "Has anyone ever done a ski shot, with the shot glasses attached to a ski? Well you all have to do a ski shot off Ricks cock."

The losers of this round was myself, Lisa, and two other girls.

"There's no way I'm doing a shot off Ricks dick." I said laughing out of panic.

"No you have to, come on your girlfriend did it, you aren't even going to touch his dick just do a shot off of it." One girl screamed at me.

After some chastising what a shock there we were. I was kneeled beside 3 other girls beneath Rick. Rick whipped out that giant dick again and extended it in front of the 4 of our faces. While the four girls had looks of excitement I imagine mine was of fear. The girls stared up in awe at the massive cock casting a shadow on their smiling faces.

Lisa was no exception she had that same dumbstruck smile looking up at the cock. As Rick was pouring shots I just stared at Lisa. She was so happy. Eyes crossing and uncrossing, tongue out, jaw dropped dopey smile and bouncing slightly up and down on her knees excitedly, which caused her huge tits to bounce wildly making her the envy of every girl around.

Rick had set four shots evenly space along his length. I couldn't help but admire how big this thing was I had never seen anything like it. My eyes traced up and down the veins up to the rock hard head. My tiny cock didn't even get hard at the head. the shaft would stiffen but the head always stayed squishy.

The four of us did our shots in unison. Then the girls broke out into giggles. Lisa kept bouncing up and down excitedly. I watched as Rick put his cock away again creating that huge tent.

A short time later we all began to leave. Lisa and I were the last ones there. I had the door opened ready to leave before anything else happened. My girlfriend hugged Rick right by the front door and held him tightly. She didn't let go as she spoke.

"I'm so glad we met you Horsey, You were so nice to have us over and show us a good time."

"Anytime it was really fun having you guys, we should hang out more often." Rick said.

"Yeah Horsey, were going to be besties, lets hang out tomorrow and the next day and the next day." she said giggling and speaking in baby talk. Her massive tits pressed against his chest as they squeezed tightly.

"Maybe we can all watch a movie tomorrow night?" Rick said

"That works!" Lisa said not even looking over at me for confirmation and we left.

As soon as we got in the car Lisa was in heat. She kept kissing my cheek and leaning over to get me to make out with her. It was hard to drive with the minx beside me slurping on my neck. Once we got home we rushed inside and began making out.

She stripped naked right in the living room exposing her huge boobies and river of juice streaming down her leg from her sopping pussy. I wish I didnt know what had gotten into her but clearly "something" had gotten her worked up tonight.

"Lets role play, Ill be the cheating wife and your the mysterious stranger with a giant monster cock." Lisa said excitedly.

"Okay how should we start?" I said as I stood there watching her spread eagle on the couch and fingering herself hard.

She tossed her head back and was fingering herself so hard her hand was a blur. Not wanting to miss my chance to join in I whipped out my 4 incher and moved towards her.

"Wait stop, lets pretend we just met at a party." She said holding her hand up.

"But you're already naked." I said giggling.

"I know but we met at a party and you just took me upstairs and you're about...to... FUCK ME WITH YOUR GIANT COCK." Lisa shouted with her eyes closed fingering herself so hard her juices were splashing all over my her thighs.

I knelt between her legs and got in position.

"We shouldn't my boyfriend is just down stairs." She said behind closed eyes still fingering away.

"I thought he was your husband?" I said stupidly.

"I have an idea!!" she said sitting up and opening her eyes. "Lets pretend I don't want you to fuck me but I'll let you put just the tip in." Lisa shouted opening her eyes wider.

"Ooookay how about just the tip then." I said in a mock deep voice.

"Okay just the tip my husband wont mind if you only go as deep as he can reach himself." she whispered.

Then i proceeded to put just the tip of my small head inside her like she described, going in only an inch and then backing it in and out slowly.

"No Sammy you can put it all the way were just going to pretend its just the tip because your cock is so huge." Lisa said.

Despite the underhanded insult I couldn't help it, So I fucked her for all my might watching her huge tits bounce as I pounded as hard as i could muster.

"Just the tip! Oooh yeah there's so much more cock to go." Lisa shouted.

"My boyfriend wont care if you put just as much as he can put in, even though you're so much thicker." Lisa shouted with her eyes clenched closed.

Lisa screamed out again. "Alright I cant take it, go deeper give me more just another few INCHES!!!" Lisa shouted with her eyes clenched shut and her hands gripping my ass.

"Just a little deeper please, please, just a little more cock." she whimpered despite that I had no more cock to give her.

Just then I came hard inside her and flopped beside her on the couch. Without missing a beat she resumed fingering herself.

"SO FUCKING DEEP, SO HUGE, SO MUCH COCK, OH BREAK ME HORSE... UM I mean WITH YOUR HORSE COCK!" she shouted.

Then she leaned over and fished something out from under the couch. She whipped out a giant dildo and shoved it inside herself. I had never seen the dildo but watched in awe as the massive rubber dong disappeared in her repeatedly.

"Monster cock, monster cock, monster cock!!!" she repeated in rhythm to her pounding herself.

Her pounding became more furious, finally she tossed her head back and squirted all over the floor moaning loudly as she came. She unleashed a torrent of fluids that sprayed all over the living room. Lisa held her eyes shut and let out a series of guttural moans. Her body convulsed her tits bounced as wave after wave of fluid squirted like a faucet out of her onto the floor.

tbc....