Okay so let me start this story with a bit of my background. I'm new to the scene, haven't been wrestling for very long and I'm a bit of what people call a jobber, I think? New to the terms, so forgive me. I stand at 5'4", 127 pounds with mid back length strawberry blonde hair that I normally keep in a ponytail when I'm in the ring.
My attire isn't all that flashy, simple low cut sports bra that shows off some of my cleavage, I may be new and not more than a middle b cup, but I know what people like. A pair of spandex shorts, more like granny panties, but they hug tightly and are comfortable. Best part is they have my name in this glittery blue font on the backside. They are my favorite.
So with that out of the way, I got invited to this private event recently and got a spot to fight. I was pretty jazzed about it, but they called it a Cake and Pie match. Has anyone heard of this? It's a real thing right? I googled it and couldn't find anything about it. Anyways.
There were only about a dozen and a half, two dozen people at this event. Nothing big, but still better than any match I've been invited to so far. Little place, the ring took up most of the room, just enough room for people to slide in between the walls and the mat to watch.
Alright, so I'm the first event and as far as I could tell, this was the only event. So I'm standing in the ring, warming up in my cute little ring gear stretching out as the crowd comes in. I catch a few ogling eyes, but I don't blame them, I know what I'm wearing. This place had a very strict only watching, no touching policy so I felt pretty safe from the people outside the ring. Plus, it made me feel a little empowered.
What struck me as odd and I wasn't sure why I didn't notice it before I got into the ring, but the little walkway on the outside of the ropes, you know where you stand before you duck inside? It was lined with all types of desserts, exclusively pies and cakes actually. I figured that's where the name of the match comes from.
Before I could think much on it though, my opponent came out and my Lord was he a big guy. I don't mind fighting males, intergender can be a lot of fun, but wow did he dwarf me. He had to be 6'5" 240 pounds and he was, well, actually pretty decent looking, but that's off topic.
So he gets into the ring and I'm still kinda trying to find my bearings. New place, new crowd, strange match and now I have to fight this guy. The bell rings and I'm like a little doe caught in the headlights. He comes at me and fast. A slap across my chest puts me off balance, another punch to my midsection. I stagger back only to be grabbed by the hand and whipped towards the ropes, rebounding back into a clothesline. I'm flat on my back, sprawled out arms and legs to either side. He picks me up.
I don't really remember much about the next few minutes, I recall just getting my butt handed to me. In hindsight, I'm pretty sure he was just softening me up for the rest of the fight.
I may not be the best fighter, but I'm rather resilient. I'm pretty sure I got a few good hits in (I didn't, let's pretend). So I'm a little dazed, my chest and midsection are burning a bright red from all the punches, slaps and kicks I've received. My ass is a little sore from how many times I've been dropped on it, but like I said resilient. I've just been whipped for what felt like the tenth time and as I'm flying back into him, I find a boot right in the gut.
The air rushes from my lungs and I double over, sticking my butt out, unintentionally, obviously, but for the first time. The tips of my fingers nearly touching the mat as I try to recover. My pony tail dangling just in the corners of my vision. Course, he doesn't let me. This is the point I realized a few things. The first was when I felt something really warm and oddly shaped on the back of my neck. Then a pair of thighs press to either side of my head. I was bent over, head between this man's legs. The odd shape? His junk. I was in trouble.