Let me first start off saying that I love my boyfriend Jake. Its just that some times he can drive me a little crazy. He has the kindest heart its just that he can be a little naive and get himself in some pickles sometimes. He is quiet a catch, hes tall, handsome and effortlessly charming so if putting up with a little over friendliness is his only problem I can let it slide.
All my girlfriends are jealous of me and I get little sympathy about this one gripe. Its just that single girls can easily mistake friendliness for flintiness I always say its not that I am worried about him I'm worried they get the wrong idea.. Just because I know hes just friendly doesn't mean they do. I don't consider myself a jealous person its just that there is this one thing.
So obviously hes way too friendly, and hes good looking which gets him a lot of female attention. The thing is he is how should I put this.... Easily aroused. Another way to say it is he gets an erection at the drop of a hat. So in instances of casual situations that might be somewhat provocative he gets hard like nothing. Even seemingly innocuous situations he can get rock hard. The other issue is he doesn't possess the quickest self awareness for his erections. Its not at all unheard of for him to have a boner and not even realize it.
Now here is the biggest rub. It wouldn't be such a big problem having this 6 foot tall, handsome, charming boyfriend who just has a tendency to be too friendly and gets the occasional accidental erection. The main issue. and I don't really want to call it an issue its just that, How should I put this? He is somewhat well endowed. By somewhat I mean hes massive. By massive I mean he has a practically 3 foot long at least 7 inch wide monster cock.
He has a rare genetic condition that has a long Latin name like cockeous enormeous but its essentially a type of gigantism that means his cock is forever growing. Now a regular erection in public can be a pain. Imagine your boyfriend gets spontaneous 2 foot long hulking behemoth boners at the drop of a hat. There is just no hiding this thing. Now people play dumb and pretend not to notice but lets just say that girls notice and when they do they treat him differently.
Now Don't feel too bad for me just yet. I am hopelessly addicted to the giant dong. The amount of orgasms that big beautiful record setting dick has given me over the years is insane. There are times that I have literally blacked out from cumming so many times on that huge cock. That dick is one of the things that drew me to him in the first place.
When we first met I actually had a boyfriend and he had a girlfriend. We were at a pool party and when he jumped in the pool and that bathing suit clung to that time it was a little over a foot long flaccid cock I was smitten. The only issue is I was not the only one. Girls clambered around him I felt like every girl at the party was hovering around him. How he chose me I will never know.
Now I am a catch don't get me wrong. I am 5 2 thin, pale, fit, c cup boobs a bubble butt, and I am pretty. Its just that I sometimes feel like plain Jane next to some of the girls in our friend group. So when this 6 foot tall, muscly, burly, hung charming stud chose me I felt like the queen of the world. Especially given the way some of my girlfriends were throwing themselves at him.
To this day I have always felt my friends jealousy. The worst is Julie as much as I love her she can be pretty thirsty. She was there the day we met and since that day she has always been a flirt and a tease with my boyfriend Jake. She just loves making me jealous, She calls me "Jello Mello" my names Melly by the way whenever I point out her harmless teasing. Julie has always made me a little insecure.
Julie is a bombshell there is no two ways about it. She's 5' 2" just like me, With a tan, An ass to die for, huge natural J cup boobies, long blonde hair, big pouty lips, and she's an Instagram famous, slutty, bimbo, She is the girl everyone was threatened by. All the girls in our friend group are really careful with their boyfriends around her. She has been one of my best friends since middle school but sometimes she could really push the envelope. Right from the moment I met Jake she has been our third wheel and a constant source of jealousy within our relationship.
Now as much as its mostly harmless and can be explained away and laughed off there are those times. Just when I think Ive seen the worst of it she ups it another notch. I wish I had set more boundaries right from the beginning. It really started shortly after our house party house because we had a pool and at the ripe age of 23 our friends practically lived at our house. Julie was a couple years behind me in school and just turned 21 at the time.
Now Jake knows hes a catch, and he knows he has a big dick. I mean how could you not when every one whose seen it has told him his whole life its the biggest they've ever seen. Jake is still humble despite that maybe it stems from having a late growth spurt and acne as a kid, I even get the feeling he hasn't been with many women despite being such a catch now.
Another reason Julie threatens me a bit is she is a self proclaimed size queen. She is not shy at all about sharing her affinity for big shlongs and it has not gone unnoticed by Jake. Now as much as I enjoy his amazing package too I can only go about halfway down it. I lied to Julie and claimed I could take the whole thing. I also lied about how big he was when Julie claimed her fuck buddy was 17 inches I told her Jake was only 15 to not entice her further. When she told me she could take the 17 incher to the base effortlessly I didnt want to admit i could only handle 12 or so comfortably.
I guess if I were to point to a time that started this trend of them being a little too friendly It was probably our first pool day after moving in together. We were having some friends over after work and Julie was the first one to the house. "Hey Melly!" she squealed as I let her in the door. "Is Jake here too, How has the sex been now that you're official? Is it boring now?" She whispered excitedly.
"No its still good." I said with a chuckle as we hugged. I was always shocked by the feel of her huge boobs on her tiny frame when we hugged.
"Yeah I'm not surprised, You little size queen." She said with a wink.
We chit chatted for a minute or so about work and friends and gossip before she stripped off her t shirt and jean shorts. She revealed an absolutely obscene bikini. The had on a pencil thin pink and white striped g string thong that looked amazing on her big perfect bubble butt. Her top consisted of two tiny triangles that covered her nipples but did nothing to contain those massive bouncing tits. Her boobs wobbled like they were underwater as she took her seat on the lounger. One nipple sprung free though she was quick to recover it up.
I suddenly felt very self conscious in my modest two piece bikini. As proud as I was of my body I mean Julie was on another level. She was sex on legs, playboy bunny, unreal levels of sex appeal. I tried to get comfortable next to her as well but my nerves were already on edge for Jake to see her like this. He was upstairs getting his bathing suit. I wasn't sure if he had every seen her in a bikini and I knew he would like what he saw.