"Dude, she wants me..." Jason whispered, elbowing Karl in the ribs and peering at the new gym teacher, Ms. Randi Bunny, out of the corner of his eye. She was running the class through drills two boys at a time. The older boys, the seniors, watched lazily from the bleachers as they waited their turn.
Karl snorted and hiked up his running shorts, "Gimme a break. How could she want your lame ass when she wants me?" He made a show of suavely slicking back his dark hair, long rabbit's ears lying down as he did so.
Jason elbowed him again, harder this time. Karl snickered, rubbing his side with a paw and turning to follow Jason's gaze. Ms. 'Just Call Me Randi' Bunny was running up and down the basketball court, her impossibly perky, medium sized breasts bouncing with every step.
She gave out tips and advice to each of the students as they went through the drills, appearing not to notice that most of their minds weren't on the balls they were supposed to be dribbling. Jason and Karl watched as one glassy-eyed wolf morph lost track of his and went stumbling after it, still trying to focus on Randi's breasts.
"Look at them falling all over themselves, Jay," Karl snickered, shuffling forward with the squirrel as they moved closer to the front of the line.
Jason laughed softly and shook his head, shifting his grey, bushy plume of a tail to one side. "Man, I'm sure as hell not gonna do that when our turn comes up."
Karl chuckled softly in agreement, then murmured, "Bet yer glad you didn't drop the class now, huh?"
Jason nodded, grinning widely at his friend, then turned back to see what was happening.
The whole line burst out laughing as the boy caught up with the ball unexpectedly and went flying face first, sliding a few feet on the shiny court surface.
Ms. Bunny blew her whistle and ran over to him, much to the delight of all the oogling students, and went down on her knees. She fawned over him for a moment, petting his ankle, and then pressed a tender kiss to it.
"Oh man! Look at that!" Karl squawked.
Jason nodded dumbly beside him. "Dude, is he lucky or what?"
Jason and Karl paused, and then looked at each other simultaneously, evil grins twisting their lips.
"Let's do it..." Karl said in a low voice.
Jason nodded, giving his friend a quiet high five, and turned back to the action.
Randi was jogging back to the boys remaining on the court, blowing her whistle. The fur that had tripped was limping slowly off to the locker room with a dopey grin on his face. "All right, boys! Once more!"
Jason and Karl shuffled forward in the line, giving each other covert glances as their turn came and the basketballs were passed to them. They both ran forward, dribbling. Randi blew her whistle and clapped her hands together as they drew near, "That's right, boys! You've got it!"
Jason looked over at Karl and saw his jaw going slack. He glanced in the direction his friend was staring and balked, his mind suddenly going blank. A pleasantly warm, tingling sensation settling in its place; running drills and dribbling a basketball suddenly seemed so meaningless.
Randi stood there only a few feet from them, her Lifton Tails High regulation t-shirt clasping her succulent lapine form in exquisite detail. He could even see the outline of one hard nipple through her...
His thoughts and view were rudely ripped from him as Karl crashed into his legs, sending him sprawling.
They groaned in unison, sitting up on the linoleum and checking themselves over to make sure nothing was broken. Jason gave Karl a dirty look and whispered fiercely, "Man, you didn't have to take me down that hard..."
Karl grinned sheepishly, rubbing at an knee, "Sorry, dude, I really did trip. I mean, did you see those..." He trailed off as Ms. Randi jogged over to them, just as they'd hoped she would, a concerned look on her face.
"Are you boys all right? Oh, if I'd known these drills were so dangerous I never would have had you do them," she said, kneeling down between them and settling back on her heels. They just sat there. Staring.
Randi paused, looking from one to the other. "Boys?" They didn't respond.
She frowned to herself, and then gave a slow smile. "How about you two stay after class. I'd like to... Have a talk with you. Both of you. For right now, go sit the rest of the class out on the bench and rest up..."
She stood and walked a few feet, her cute rear swaying from side to side as she moved, then paused and winked at them over one shoulder, "You're going to need it."
Jason and Karl stared after her in shock as she returned to the remaining boys, then slowly pulled themselves up off the court and walked, trance-like, over to the bench.
Jason shook his head, clearing it, and blinked over at Karl, "Did she just...?"
Karl returned his gaze, equally mystified. "I don't know, dude... Maybe she wants both of us?"