When I first saw Olivia's ad, I was scrolling through an online platform for odd jobs and random meet-ups. I had started browsing those listings more regularly lately--because I wasn't the most social person and had been feeling increasingly alone. I had recently decided I should try being more open to meeting people, to push myself into new situations. The ad stood out immediately, detailed and assertive:
"I'm looking for someone to serve as a human cushion during my movie nights." That was the first line. I blinked and reread it.
"This is not a conversation or a shared experience." Alright... so no chit-chat. That already made my stomach flutter a little.
"Your role will be strictly functional: I will be sitting on you--for the entire duration of the film--on my couch, as if you were a piece of furniture." My eyes widened. Was this serious? A part of me wanted to click away, but another part--one I didn't quite understand--kept reading.
"This includes sitting on your stomach, chest, and predominantly your face, depending on what's most comfortable for me at any given moment."
I swallowed. She wasn't sugarcoating anything. This wasn't hidden under layers of euphemism. She meant what she said. And oddly... it made it more tempting.
"You must remain completely still and silent. If you move, speak, or interrupt me in any way, you will be penalized. If you request a break, expect to pay a fee--$10 for every 30 seconds I have to lift myself off you. This is about my comfort, not yours. During the movie, I will be ignoring you entirely.
If this appeals to you--and you're serious about your role--send me your age, height, weight, and any experience serving as a seat or in similar scenarios. Beginners are welcome. In fact, I find inexperienced cushions especially interesting.
This is a chance to be useful, still, and silent for someone else's comfort. If that excites you, apply."
I wondered whether the traits she was looking for actually applied to me--was I really obedient enough, quiet enough, still enough to be someone's seat? And did I want to be useful, still, and silent for someone else's comfort? I honestly wasn't sure. But something in me--something I didn't quite understand--pushed me to take this seriously. I kept reading.
My heart started racing, a strange mix of anxiety and intrigue filling my mind. I hesitated at first, overwhelmed by embarrassment and curiosity. It wasn't your typical meetup if you wanted to be more sociable, but it was just that intriguing. I finally sent her my details, honestly admitting I had no experience with anything remotely similar.
Olivia replied promptly, giving me minimal details and setting the date. By Saturday evening, my anxiety was overwhelming. My mind raced with doubts as I approached her apartment, questioning if I had made a terrible mistake. A small part of me even wondered if I was being scammed--if she'd open the door at all, or if this had all been some weird joke. But curiosity kept me walking forward.
Olivia opened the door, giving me a brief nod. My breath caught slightly; she was far more attractive than I'd expected. Olivia wore sleek black leggings paired with a snug, tight-fitting top that highlighted her slender frame. Her long, dark brown hair was loosely tied into a casual, messy bun, leaving several strands gently framing her beautiful face. Her expressive deep-brown eyes were warm and inviting, and her naturally radiant complexion enhanced her effortlessly stylish yet comfortable appearance.
I felt oddly excited and nervous at the same time. I had expected someone more eccentric--someone who matched the strange request. But Olivia was strikingly beautiful. As my gaze drifted to her legs and perfectly shaped butt, a shiver of anticipation mixed with apprehension ran through me, knowing she'd soon be sitting on me.
Without any introduction or small talk, she briefly explained, "You'll lie still beneath me, and I'll sit on you exactly as I would on a normal couch. This means you must act like a real seat cushion--no moving, no noise, no discomfort shown. Absolute stillness and silence are required. No breaks." She paused briefly before adding, "Tonight, I'll be watching a relaxed, cozy movie--Serendipity."
Quickly, I pulled out my phone and secretly googled the movie's runtime. It was an hour and thirty-one minutes long. How was I supposed to endure that? I considered backing out--but didn't.
"Lie down," she said, her voice firm but not unkind.