I thought I could have made the drive in one single stretch, but I couldn't.Β And, while it temporarily messed up my short vacation's plans, it ultimately became one of the hottest nights I have ever had.
It was a Days Inn or something similar somewhere between the South Carolina border and where Florida began. I was headed to Clearwater to visit my college roommate, who I used to hang with at his parents' beach house every spring break. Now that I was working in a city I didn't like, I jumped at every opportunity to get out. More than anything, I needed to get laid. But, not just laid, I needed to fuck and get filthy like I had with my coworker, Krista, who you can read about more in my story called, Career Opportunities. All of that had ended a month or two back and since then, all I did was jerk off imagining her little pooper in my face, letting out her gas, gripping my cock. I'd cum sometimes four times a day thinking about my time with her. But I wasn't doing great emotionally. I was drinking a lot, alone. I was sleeping at odd hours. I needed something to change in my life. So, why not take every opportunity that presents itself? That is exactly what I did as I click-clacked my key card into my door lock. Room 19, the last room before the side exit.
It was late when I arrived, maybe 11:30 p.m. I'd been my car for almost nine hours and I hit a wall or exhaustion. I still had something like seven hours to go, roughly.
I set my bag on the tiny desk and considering just flopping on the bed and passing out but before I could do that, I heard someone talking outside my door. I peered out the peep hole and saw a skinny, ratty-looking woman on her phone. I couldn't make out what she was saying, but from my weak vantage point, she seemed frustrated. After she hung up, she sort of stared out the side exit door's tiny window. My cock pulsed a bit. Even from what little I could see, she had a great body. She had a nice butt and skinny legs. Her tits were average. But I couldn't see her face that well. While she didn't knock on my door, I took her standing there as a knock of opportunity to have some fun. Worst case: Nothing happens, I pass out. After cumming in the bathroom sink, that is.
I unlocked the door and by the time I opened the door, the woman said, "Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me." Did she know she was foreshadowing? I doubt it.
"I didn't know anyone else checked in tonight," she said, before I could even say anything.
"Hey!" I said, maybe too cheerfully, "I just got here. I heard you talking. I thought maybe I was alone."
"Shit," she said, gaining composure. "I thought I was alone, too."
Two things were clear: She had been staying here for days. And no one else had stayed in this establishment for days. We were in the middle of nowhere, too.
"I'm Joe," I said, extending a hand. "Nice to meet you..."
She weakly shook my hand and offered her name, Theresa.
"Want a smoke?" she asked. Her eyes were so sad and so...crazed. She looked a little strung out, but still exceptionally cute. I felt my second wind fill me as I accepted her offer. We went outside into the balmy southern night. On a bench, she sat, crossing her legs. She was only wearing flip-flops and her jeans were almost too tight, looked like they might rip at any moment.
"So," I started, inhaling my first drag, "Where are you from?"
She waited a bit and looked around. Then she said, "Kansas City, originally. Now, I am sort of from around here, I guess."
I'd come to find out exactly what she meant. She told me briefly that she moved with a boyfriend and really didn't want to. They fought a lot about the living scenarios, money, and drinking. She now she was staying at this Days Inn off the highway, deciding what to do next. In a few years, I'd be in her same position, but instead I was the guy who wanted to move, and my girlfriend did not. But that's a different story called Scented Passion. I figured Krista was about 31 to my 25.
"Sorry to hear that," was all I could really say back. I then told her about my situation and we sort of laughed together. I didn't mention my burgeoning fetish, but I did immediately start wondering what she looked like pooping. And I also considered the fact that maybe she had farted in front of me already. My cock was getting chubby.
Within one hour, we were in my room, which was right across the hall from hers, making out and already starting in on the dirty talk, that, at this point was honestly a lot of desperation coming out in the form of horniness.
A lot of: "I bet you have a big fucking cock," and "You're making my pussy so slippery," from her. And, "I want to split you in two," and, of course, "I want your butthole," from me.
Almost romantically, we dirty talked and made out as we undressed each other, all the way down tour underwear, and once we got to that point, she looked at me embarrassed.
I pulled her close and into my mouth she admitted, "I haven't, um, been too fresh lately..." I could, in fact, already smell her, but it wasn't overpowering. She clearly wore deodorant, but it ws starting to wear off.
"You smell lovely," I said, smiling, horny. Our tongues swabbed each other. I kissed her neck. We were standing at the foot of my bed.
"Wait, wait," she said, "Like, I haven't really showered...in a day or two. Or three."
I whispered, "That's OK, I don't mind."
I kneeled down and peeled her panties down and she clumsily stepped out of them, I could sense her hesitation. "Turn around," I said, grabbing her thin but shapely hips and rotating her.
In just a moment, I would smell, and I mean this, the stinkiest butthole I've ever sniffed. Normally, buttholes smell like...buttholes. Always a linger stench of sweet filth, but this was next-level.
"I can't...wow, this is hot," she said as I peeled her cheeks even farther apart, exposing her tiny shit ring. "I...wow, are you going to taste my filthy ass?" She wiggled her pale white booty a bit and as I pressed my nose firmly against her knot, my tongue flicked out to taste her taint and pussy, both of which were wet with her horny juices, tasted sharply of lust, acidic with desire.
"Does it smell...badly?" she asked, honestly inquiring if I was OK with its condition.