My wife, (now my ex-wife) Mitzi, had a special bottle of ranch dressing that she always had me cum in. She giggled sexily every time we added to the bottle. We kept it in the refrigerator and actually both used it regularly, making sure to add a little real dressing to the mix once in a while. At this point it was probably at least half cum and half dressing. That's the mix Mitzi tried to maintain. Although she did say "I dont mind if its a little heavy on the cum side." Followed by another sexy giggle.
She thought it was super sexy that she forced me to eat cum...and then very shortly thereafter she discovered that I actually love eating cum. Mitzi thought that was pretty damn kinky too!
We had a couple over for dinner one night. Good friends of ours. Mitzi went to high school with them, so all three were about 12 years younger than me. Mitzi and Chris had fucked in high school. (they were all 18 or older when they fucked). Chris and Lynn were not a couple at that time and Mitzi was fucking nearly every guy at the school, so there were no emotional attachments or hang-ups. To Chris, Mitzi had always been just a whore that fucked everybody, including he and his friends any time they needed to get off. He said that she was "Hot as FUCK to look at, but just an everybody's whore." He never would have dated Mitzi, but he wanted everybody to know he was fucking her.
Now it was a couple of years after graduation and Mitzi and Lynn had become best friends. Mitzi was married to me, so Chris figured things had changed and Mitzi was now off limits, which made him want her even more than ever. He was always hinting that he wanted to fuck Mitzi, but he never mentioned to me that he fucked her all the time in high school.
I would teasingly answer "Yeah, well, when I get to fuck Lynn, then you can fuck Mitzi all you want!"
I figured there was no way Lynn would ever agree to fuck me. I knew Lynn, "Miss Goody Two Shoes", was always off limits, especially now that Lynn and Chris were married.
That never stopped me from fantasizing about Lynn! She was a gorgeous petite blond with iceberg blue eyes that I couldn't stop staring into! More than once I had masturbated while picturing Lynn getting fucked!
We served the salad, with the dressings already on the table. Our special Ranch Dressing was intentionally left in the fridge.
Chris suddenly stood up from the dinner table, opened the fridge and said "I thought I saw some Ranch Dressing in there! Thats our favorite!" He grabbed it and brought it to the table.
I almost said something, but Mitzi reached under the table and squeezed my balls. She looked at me and winked as my cock sprang to attention.
Chris opened the special Ranch Dressing mixture bottle and poured it over his wife's salad, then on his own. As he put the lid back on, the dressing dribbled down the bottle. He scooped it up and literally sucked it off his finger! He said "Damn that's good! You guys were holding out on us!"
He squirted some more on his finger and stuck it in his wife's mouth! She sucked it off like she was sucking his cock. She looked at Mitzi and winked as she said "Mmmm! That IS good!"
