Previously in Midtown Memoirs:
Today has already been an "All-Time Best" starting with a killer blowjob from Lisa on the ride to work, and then fucking Sumi, our sexy little voyeur, senseless at her spa. Now I've still got to figure out how to bring Lisa and Sumi together for a threesome and decide to ask my buddy Jim for some advice at our favorite after-work bar.
Sitting at the corner, I've already started on my first martini of the evening when my buddy Jim walks in and takes a seat next to me. Melanie, our favorite bartender, a voluptuous auburn-haired glamazon, brings over one for him as well.
"Wow, now that's service, but what if I wanted something else?" Jim asks.
I quickly tell him that he's too predictable, especially after work, so I took the liberty of pre-ordering and kept his chilled until he arrived. After a quick "salud" we begin to imbibe in our $12 drinks and make our way to one of the booths, taking in the local "scenery."
I tell Jim about the day's events so far, to which he immediately scoffs at and says, "Bravo Sierra, dude." So I take out Sumi's note and pass it to him across the table. He looks at it and begins shaking his head.
"Yo. You've got to be the luckiest sonofabitch ever," he exclaims, raising his glass, "because you don't even try and end up stepping in shit."
I have to retort the fact that Lisa was weeks of hard work and patience, while Sumi was pure luck. Besides, he is not unlucky in the lady department either. Whether it's at a sporting event, out at a bar, or just walking on the street, he's been able to strike up a conversation with beautiful women and end up with their numbers or more often, in their pants.
I try to explain my predicament about not knowing how to include Lisa, a girl I really don't know except for what she's told me on the bus, into a three-way with Sumi, but Jim is slightly distracted by what, or I should really say, who, is coming on stage.
It was his favorite, "Chrystal" and she is just his type, a hot, brown-hair, brown-eyed Latina with a big, firm rack, a super-thin waist, nice child-bearing hips and an ass that goes "POW!" The only thing keeping her from being totally nude was a piece of string disguised as a bikini bottom. She knows all the right moves to make while on stage and on the pole. I'd personally like to see her on my pole, but she was all Jim's.
After her set, she arrives at our table, sitting down and making some chit-chat with Jim. Seeing her up-close was even more breathtaking. She is the total package, a body built for nothing more than fucking. A waitress comes up and brings two more martinis over to us just as an announcement from the DJ mentions that a new girl is making her debut. Chrystal breaks from her conversation with Jim to quickly tell us both that "Tawny" is a well-known dancer visiting from California and is a "super hot blonde with a special talent" to which Jim replies, "blondes are more his type, while as for me, I like the exotic brunettes" and he begins to rub Chrystal's round ass. With their attention focused back on each other, I decide to check Tawny out.
The music starts playing, and Tawny comes out from behind the curtain to start her set. All I can say is that I do not remember anything going on around me for the next 4 minutes. She was supermodel-hot with a tight body, perfect tits, apple-shaped ass and the most genuinely beautiful face I've ever seen. And shit, does she know how to work the crowd. Although I really don't consider myself to have a "type" I certainly love the fitness-model body and natural blonde hair of this gorgeous specimen, but what the hell is her special talent?
After a little while, I get up from the booth and casually approach the stage with a $50 bill in front of me. She instantly sees it and works her way towards me. I fold the bill length-wise and place it in my mouth, hoping that she would lean in and squeeze her tits together grabbing the bill, while giving me a nice up-close look at those cans, a classic move. Instead, she completely surprises me by sitting down at the edge of the stage, lying back and spreading her shapely legs and then placing them behind her head like a Tyson chicken. Her G-string, which was barely covering anything to begin with, begins to part her luscious lips for some nice camel-toe action. She takes her fingers and lifts the string flossing her swollen cunt and begins rubbing her clit in small circles, finally inserting a digit deep into her pussy. My dick instantly springs to attention like a Marine at 0500. I just continue to stare at her beautiful box when she slips her finger out and brings it up to her mouth. After licking it clean, she gives me the "come hither" finger curl as she goes back to rubbing her clit with one hand, while holding the g-string up with her other.
I could see her getting off, although with her legs pinned behind her head, she was having a difficult time moving her hips. As I stare at her delicious hole, I start to see a massive moisture build-up and begin to work my way on my hands and knees toward her. She is shaking uncontrollably now as I get about a foot from her peach. Taking the bill out of my mouth, I reach in and place the bill underneath her raised G-string and slide it upwards on her bare pelvis, making sure I rub her juicy slit with a thumb. As I begin to move backwards, still on my hands and knees, she finally begins to finger herself with one hand and rubbing her hard clit with the other. I can barely understand her when she says, "Here it comes sweetie. Oooooooh… Mmmmm… Yeesssssssssssssss!" And with that, her pussy erupted and shot what seemed like a gallon of warm juice 3 feet into the air, not only hitting me square in the face, but it arcing over head. Her orgasm is so hard her entire body starts to shake violently as she nearly passes out on stage, her pussy pulsating as the last drops of juice ooze out of her slit. I'm soaked now, but with the sweetest smelling and most delicious bodily fluid I've ever tasted. I quickly move up and begin quickly licking her dripping honey pot bringing her back to life. She suddenly awakens and comes back to reality. She then removes her legs from behind her head, stands up, takes a bow and begins to collect her things.