My name is Randy, and I married my wife, Gloria, five years ago. I am currently the CFO for a Fortune 500 company, so being a provider is something I am used to. Gloria and I really connected, but there was one impending misfortune. Frankly, I will just say that my biggest weakness is the little protruding clit between my legs, or what you call a beloved, tiny penis. Claiming it is just small would be an understatement of the century. I mean, I really almost have nothing, which is humiliating, to say the least. Nothing feels worse than having your little guy be described as "cute." It can feel unconditionally emasculating.
I know I am wrapped up in my own head because most women have never complained about what I was packing. Because I am missing the most essential part of being a man, I made sure to take good care of my body. I am hugely toned with massive muscles. I am never shy around other women because usually, they fawn over my body until they see my little nub. Some have been shocked to see my non-existent cocklette in the bedroom. But stimulation is much more than the length or even girth of a dick. I have proved many women wrong.
Having a little clitty dick incapable of stimulating a woman's personal, juicy center is more attractive when I can compensate in other areas. I can't do anything with my 2-inch hard dick, but I've learned that other regions can be even better. Because of this, I have been described as an expert "clit licker." I know what I am doing with my workable tongue and flexible, meaty fingers. I am also loaded, which is really helpful. Women will do anything to be with a man with a large wallet size, even endure a hidden, pinky-sized crotch.
Still, I've always been insecure about it. Interestingly enough, Secretly, I actually enjoy having my shortcomings pointed out. I don't know why, but since I was in my early 20s, I discovered I was turned on by being teased and humiliated. I never told anyone because I didn't even know how I would bring up something like that. Since this is my first marriage, I've learned you pick up on this stuff. My wife almost noticed immediately because we usually stayed in the nude at home.
My wife is constantly finding ways to humiliate my little penis. Whenever I hear a small dick joke on television, I tense up and feel really embarrassed. My little dicklette usually firms up too, which my wife happily notices. She'll flick the little baby-like dick and pinch it with her two petite fingers to point out how small it really is. She'll also kiss my underdeveloped tip and shaftless weenie. She'll openly giggle when the mini wee-wee twitches, and she hears my uncontrollable moaning.
When I am showering alone, she will randomly open the door, record me, and laugh at my infant-like tee-tee. While I am on the phone with my mom, she will flick it back and forth and quietly giggle to herself. Even during a Zoom meeting, I am always bottomless. She will crawl under my desk and suck my little pinky.
She invited my best friend, Stu, over while I was skinny dipping. I had no idea he came over and was chilling in the living room. I walked in completely naked and wet from head to toe with my shriveled-up dinky in front of my best friend since pre-school. He looked at it with forthcoming curiousness and involuntarily snickered. My body was immobile from utter surprise and shame.
My friends always looked up to me for being attractive and successful. After taking in what little I bear, he couldn't stop laughing. How could he look up to me now knowing the truth about my little boy penis and the lack of bouncing movement when I walk? It just sits inanimately right between my little balls that are bigger.
“What the hell, dude? Where is your dick? No wonder you never brought anyone home when we lived together. Wow. You literally haven't changed since pre-school."
I covered my little penis, but it was too late. Stu pulled my hands away, revealing my baby dick again, which was buried underneath my pubic hair.
“I have grown!”
“Yeah, but not where it matters, little Randy. You really should shave your pubic hair because your undersized dong is drowning in it. The little stub needs some area to breathe and be seen,” he said. He took a picture of my little peen. “The guys back home won't believe what you are cramming in your pants since you always acted so macho. I don’t know how you got a woman like Gloria with all that?”
My manly, hairy body starkly contrasted with the shrimpy boy-like ding-dong.
"No wonder you are always at the gym. You have to compensate for operating such a small plane, right?"
He grabbed my wet shoulders and spun me around.
“Such a shame about the microdick, but look at that bubble ass.”
He spanked my jiggly ass. I could feel my little pee-pee hardening.
He turned me around and screamed, “Holy shit, dude. Are you getting turned on right now? Get your perverted baby dick-do out of here.”
I didn’t say anything and ran off to put some clothes on. I could hear his laughter as I ran off. We are still best friends, but he treats me differently. He always brings up my elf-like groin and tells other people we know.
The most humiliating moment was during our honeymoon in Mexico. It was the hottest sex I've ever had. She pressed into my pubic hair to search out my little button tip with her lips. It was so short that she could barely grasp it in her mouth. It was just enough for her to taste and for me to feel it being sucked. Even though it was appallingly tiny, she told me she loved it. She enjoyed searching inside my body to find the urethra and the tastes that flowed from it.
She claimed there may not have been enough between my thighs for her actually to suck on. She may have to tickle the tip with her probing tongue, like stimulating a woman's clitoris. She made me wear her dirty panties, rub my girly clit, and push it in. It would be easy to forget I was a fully grown man with what was dangling between my legs.
My invisible, impermeable penis and huge, soft muscles inflamed her desire for a feminine man with whom she could explore her deepest fantasies. She pretended I was a sexy girl and would discover and explore my feminine-like penis. She massaged my balls and rolled the little ding-a-ling in her mouth.
It was unbearable and embarrassing, but I never felt more desired and loved. I can't even describe how huge my load was that night. Having a woman illustrate how womanly I was and how I can't pleasure her alone with what most can was beyond arousing for me. Sometimes, it would be so amazing I would explode without either of us touching the little thing. After finishing, she knew my body was stimulated and would tickle me. After, she would cradle my head like a baby and continue to tease me.
My wife loves the nude scene, so she convinced me to attend a few nude beaches, which have been fun. Usually, I was the smallest on the beach, which wasn't surprising because that's what happens when you have a toddler-like dick.
Sometimes, I would catch someone with a pee-pee smaller than me. When that would happen, we would just lift our heads, as a shared understanding and symbol of our small-dicked brotherhood.
In that moment, I felt bad for the guy because to be smaller than me meant you basically had nothing. My wife was proud to walk with me, knowing I was the tiniest. She held a particular chip on her shoulder, knowing this.
Another instance happened when I wasn't around. I was in the water. My wife was approached by a young stud with a long dick.
He told her, "Baby, you should be with a real man who will treat you right in the bedroom. A hot woman like you should not waste her time with someone with a baby dick. You don't deserve some overcompensating, inexperienced nublette boy you have over there. I mean, look how pathetic he looks with his really tiny package. You can't tell me you love that."
She was offended and didn't realize how loud she was, “Actually, that is my husband, who I love dearly. I don't care if he has the smallest dick on the entire beach. I love my daddy's baby cock. He is more of a man than you will ever be. The smaller the package, the more loyal he is."
He skidded off and said, "Yeah, because he knows it's impossible for someone like him to get pussy."
