It's been a long day for me. The Medical Testing Lab where I work has had me running all day long - picking up specimens at various Doctor's offices in the area.
When I throw open the door, I notice that there are two nurses inside...
One, an older brunette, is barking orders and giving instructions with a very confident authoritative air to the other nurse - a young intern who seems a bit shy and inexperienced.
"You have got to get over that bashfulness and learn to be professional about this," I heard her saying. "let's face it, if you're going to be a nurse then you must be able to handle many intimate situations with a complete stranger - in this case, the patient." The young blond stared at the floor, listening.
"There's no need to be embarrassed, just concentrate on the procedures." They hadn't seen me come in yet, and as I walked slowly closer she continued:
"I will walk you through step by step in some of the more delicate procedures involving male genitalia and such... and mind you, this will be strictly confidential - the Academy must not know. But since you have such an earnest desire to be an RN, I'll be your mentor to help you through these 'social' difficulties."
I shuffled my feet approaching the two making a little sound and they both looked up, startled.
"Hi, I'm from the Med Testing Lab..." I said, trying to not let on what I'd just overheard.
"Oh yes, do come in" said the head nurse, "I want to offer an idea."
She made polite introductions, "This is Mia our new trainee, and I'm Olga Veltfort."
"Brad Connors, pleased to meet you" said I, "I'm supposed to make an emergency pick up..."
"Yes yes, I called in the request...so glad you're able to be here after hours."
I couldn't help staring at her voluptuous figure in that full proper nurses uniform. She sounded in complete control as she continued: "Can you spare us a few minutes of your time? - we need a 'model patient' for a private instructional demo-exam... if you will oblige us, I can promise you a good word to your boss... And believe me, I carry a goodly amount of respect - over 20 years in this medical community - why, you might even get a raise..!"
"Well I don't know...er, uh.." I stammered.