Note From The Author
Most of my previous Literotica (Lit) articles are, to at least some degree, autobiographical. They describe either actual events, an amalgamation of actual events, or an embellished version of actual events.
In this series, while I obviously draw on real-life experiences, I am not writing stories about something that happened to me. These are instead fantasy pieces about what could happen, what I might want to happen, or - as in this case - a Randall Munroe-inspired what if? scenario.
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Hi, I'm Emily, at the time of writing, I'm of the cusp of being 26 years old. This is my sister, Anne. Say "hi", Anne. We'll get on to how old she is shortly.
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You have not met Anne before, so let me describe her to you. She's quite sporty. For her it's cycling and swimming as opposed to running for me. She has short, pixie-cut hair, currently platinum blonde, but she does experiment with the color. How tall are you Anne? Anne says 5'2", she's the tall one. Large breasts don't run in our family and Anne is no exception. Still she has nice legs and a surprisingly pert bottom for so skinny a girl. Oh and she has a roundish face with blue-gray-green eyes and freckles.
How old are you, sis? That's right, she's nearly 26 as well. In fact Anne is just 20 minutes older than me. We're twins; identical as it happens. Conveniently this saves me the chore of describing myself, save that my hair is our natural dirty, blonde color and mid-length.
You want to be able to tell us apart? Well, aside from the rather obvious hair (isn't that enough for you?), Anne has a tattoo, it takes up most of her upper arm and is a rather intricate, interlaced, swirling design that she claims is Celtic, but I think looks Indian. Given we don't have a drop of blood from either ethnicity, its provenance is a bit of a mystery to me. Maybe ask Anne about it.
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So with the preliminaries out of the way, what can we do to please you? We want to please him, right, Anne? Oh yes we want to please him, Emily. We are both quite adept at pleasing people.