I blame Mary McDonnell.
You've never heard of her? She was the love interest in Kevin Costner's Dances with Wolves, the sprawling epic Western. She played "Stands with a Fist", which is super-appropriate after this week. All of the women in my life took turns shaking their fist at me this week.
For example, Friday afternoon Mary came down to our townhouse and rang my doorbell. Since watching
Apocalypse Now
a little over a week ago, which ended with me thoroughly and effectively seeding her, she had been all lovey-dovey. But today I had forgotten to respond to her. You might think of this as a "welfare check" on her part, except that this visit seemed to be putting a check on my welfare.
"You can't just fuck me and leave," she said, barging into our house. "I'm probably preggers with our love child. You need to take care of me...
daddy
. And you need to starting thinking about what happens next...
daddy
." Then she softens slightly, "Besides, I
need
you daddy."
She runs her beefy fingers down my check, standing close. She's dressed in purple scrubs that make her look like a giant prune, all creases and blobs. Her hair is pulled tightly back and I can see her flabby ears. Her lantern jaw trembles and her little goblin mouth seems to be trying to sob. The whole encounter should be horrifying, but once again I feel that glimmer of desire (could this be tenderness?) welling up.
I take her in my arms and hold her. It's like trying to put your arms around a redwood tree, but she sighs into it. Her own arms, like a gorilla's, have no problem smashing my body against her. What the heck is this? She looks appalling, but I feel this attraction. I reach my lips down to hers and we worm our way into the living room. No sense hiding our passion play from the outside world: we should perform it right here and horrify any passers-by who look in my windows.
But the feeling is amazing. The few steps down the hall and I'm transformed from abject horror into her greedy stallion. Emboldened, I push my hand between her legs and feel the fetid swamp of it squish with her arousal. She grips my manhood, which is aching to get inside her. I yank her pants down. She yanks mine open. I push her top up to find her compression bra, the underarm areas damp with sweat. I push that up over her limp boobs. We push our mouths together so my tongue can enter that miniscule orifice with its tiny sharp teeth.
She plants her mons against my straining boner and begins to work herself against it. I can feel her slick greasy goo slobbering out, coating my pulsing rod. I want to get inside her, but she denies me the opening. She's teasing me, now, feeling my need for her. I force the issue and, BAM!, I'm inside her. Our insides move perfectly, fit perfectly. We move in synchrony for what seems like long minutes. All the while, her voice builds in my ear. "Breed me, daddy. Breed me. I know you love me, daddy. Give it all to me." Her body tenses and she cums in my arms. I can feel her squirting all over me.
So I fill her. And I hold her, the two of us together, me softening slowly inside.
We are brought out of this reverie by the garage door opening. Hastily we spring up and put our clothes in order. There isn't enough time for Mary to run out, let alone for me to wipe up the damp spot on the sofa. I look at her, appalled: she's disheveled in the way that says "just been fucked". There's a hint of dark stain around the crotch of her scrub pants. She looks delighted that we might be about to get caught.
Susan comes in from the garage. "Hi hon, hi Mary. You guys picking a movie for this week?" She seems oblivious. She carries her purse and a package into the kitchen. "I'll be right back," she says, and heads for the guest bathroom. I spring into action, mopping up the mess on the couch. Mary's enormous bulk is quivering in amusement.
"You pick the movie, lover," she whispers, rubbing her belly. She moves for the door.