I'm not a normal guy for many reasons. The first two are good -- at least I think that they are. I have lots of money, more than I can spend in one lifetime; and I have a big dick. The others are not so good -- at least to most people. I'm commitment adverse, I'm often pompous, I'm not very charitable given my wealth, and I have what I have been told by professionals is an unusual (they call it perverted) fetish. My fetish: I don't get excited during sex unless it is with a married woman that I am paying for the sex.
To satisfy my predilection I particularly like mature married woman who more than likely have never cheated on their husbands. I'm not real fussy about how beautiful they are, but they at least have to be a six on a ten point scale. I do have a particular type, but they are few and far between, so as long as the woman is at least a six, is married, and will take money for sex, I'm as happy as a pig in poop.
Unfortunately finding the right women is not the easiest thing in the world and I have been slapped or had a drink thrown in my face many times. I don't hold it against the woman if she does that, but of course I don't like it. Therefore I have developed a scenario that provides the least possibility that I'll be on the receiving end of a slap or a drink in my face.
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One reason that I have lots of money is because I'm CEO of two different very profitable companies and am a hands-on manager. Therefore for most critical contract negotiations with customers, clients, or suppliers, I like to consummate the final deals myself. This necessitates a fair amount of travel but since I have no family at home and like to see different places and can afford luxury suites in hotels I actually quite enjoy the travel.
During one week that turned out to be remarkable I travelled to XYZ Corp.'s international headquarters in the Chicago area. I had done business with XYZ for several years and I wanted to conclude a contract with XYZ that would bring in many millions of dollars for one of my companies. I was staying in a luxury suite at the Waldorf-Astoria hotel, one of the most expensive hotels in the Chicago area, Room 1812 (which also happens to be the name of my favorite piece of Tchaikovsky music).
On the same floor as the president's office of XYZ was a new secretary, or at least one that I had never seen before. She turned my head because she looked like my type. She was about five feet ten inches tall in what I assumed were two inch heels, brunette, about forty, with a sleek body and a pleasant if not beautiful face. She didn't dress very well and had kind of a perpetual pouty face. Maybe pouty isn't the right word; perhaps "almost glum," but not quite, is more accurate. Anyway, even with her less than stellar attire and normal facial expression to my tastes she looked like a nine on a ten point scale.
She had a tiny engagement ring and a silver wedding band on her left ring finger. I not-too-subtly found out that her name is Mrs. Eleanor Morton. For some reason I have always liked the name Eleanor, maybe because that was the name of my favorite, now deceased, aunt.
Even though Eleanor was not the secretary for XYZ's president I did find occasion to interact with her the first two days at the office, including politely entreating her to make copies of some documents for me, and to get me a particular coffee-based concoction from the café in the building next door and rewarding her by paying for her lunch.
About 4 o'clock the second day that I was there I asked her if at 5 p. m. she could meet me for a drink at a high class bar one street over called Casey's.
"I'm married," she said with raised eyebrow, "and I'll miss my train."
"This is a business discussion, not a pickup, and I'll pay for a limousine to take you right to your doorstep. It will likely not take more than one drink's time -- 20 minutes," I countered.
"You'll pay for a limo? Leaving at 5:30?" she inquired again with raised eyebrow.
"For sure," I replied. I gave her a business card for the limousine service that I used and told her to call them and when they answered to hand the phone to me. She did. When I got the phone I said "Reggie Portofino here. Can you provide a pickup of Mrs. Eleanor Morton in front of Casey's bar at 5:30 p. m. today and charge it to my account. I'd prefer Bruce or Cheryl as the driver, but anyone will do. (Pause) Thank you I'll tell her."
I handed the phone back to Eleanor and with a smile said "Cheryl will be your driver in a dark blue Mercedes S-Class sedan."
She actually smiled and said "I'll meet you at Casey's a few minutes after 5 Mr. Portofino."
I smiled back.
I actually timed my exit to walk with Eleanor from XYZ to Casey's. I got us a remote booth and flagged down a waitress even before we sat down and ordered a Martini for me and a glass of Chablis for Eleanor.
Since we had exchanged pleasantries on the way over I got down to business, only interrupted when the waitress ultimately delivered our drinks.
"Eleanor if I give you $100, no strings attached, will you agree to listen without reaction to a business proposal?"
"That's an odd question Mr. Portofino."
"Please call me Reggie; if you feel you must call me Mr. Portofino in your office I understand, but I'm no better than you are and I'd really prefer Reggie outside of the office."
"OK; that's an odd question Reggie."
"Perhaps, but what have you got to lose? Certainly you can keep your composure in a business discussion for fifteen minutes, can't you? That's all that I ask Eleanor, the $100 paid in advance," I continued as I removed a Ben Franklin from my fat money clip.
At that point the drinks arrived, we thanked the waitress, and Eleanor took a sip. Her face now had a wan smile, not a pout, and I was re-scoring her face from a 9 to a 9.5. "OK," she finally said, taking the $100 bill from my hand and putting it in her purse.
"I first have to somewhat explain myself -- again, keep your composure. I have a predilection for paying beautiful married women for sex. As you should already know you are definitely in that category. I am very respectful, don't do exceptionally kinky things, am never in any way violent, I love to eat pussy and otherwise please my lover, and pay in advance. If you would be so kind as to accept my invitation for two hours of sex tomorrow night from say 5:15 to 7:15 I would again see to having a limo take you home."
At least she didn't slap me or throw a drink in my face, but she didn't look pleased either. After a long delay where we both stared into each other's eyes she said "So you think that I'm a whore?"
"Absolutely not; I'm simply asking you to satisfy my penchant. If I could satisfy it without paying a married woman money, I would -- but part of my 'fetish' if you could call it that -- is that I need to pay."
"You're a good-looking fit man, why do you have to pay for sex?"
"Again I don't have to pay -- I just get much more pleasure from the experience when I do. I don't know why, I just know that it's true."
"Have you seen a shrink about it?"