Sometimes you have to wait a while to get your wish. I waited over thirty years. I lived in a medium-sized industrial town and I used to go to a strip bar with my buddies every so often. One summer day I played hooky after lunch and popped into The Hideaway to see some titties.
It was a thin crowd, maybe a half-dozen people in the whole place, including the bartender. As I took a seat up front, I saw that on every table was an 8x10 color picture of a topless girl standing in the water at the beach. The name "Marlene" was at the bottom of the picture along with "(48-24-38)". And the girl in the picture looked like she fit those measurements.
I nursed my draft beer as I watched my favorite Hideaway dancer, Shanu, do her stuff. Shanu was gorgeous with her long brown hair, shapely body and those d-cups. I slipped her a few single dollar bills as she danced. After fifteen minutes, her shift complete, Shanu, disappeared behind the curtain.
Then the lights in the already dark bar dimmed. The seldom-used PA announced too loudly that the feature act, Marlene, was here to rock the place. The four or five of us patrons looked around. This was unusual. There were no feature acts! It was two girls alternating 15-minute stints on stage until 8pm and then was four girls.
The sound of the famous old-time burlesque theme "The Stripper" blared and out came Marlene. She wore a silver "evening gown" and had a white feather boa. She danced around heedless of the small audience. She smiled and shimmied and slipped off the dress. The truly staggering physique of Marlene was unreal. In a huge bra, under a kind of slip, were two fucking beach balls. They over-shadowed her trim waistline and nice, round hips. She had great legs, a pretty face, and a mane of long, brownish-red hair. But those monstrous tits commanded all the attention.
And in short order, the slip came off and Marlene was in a giant, white bra, g-string, and stockings. I'll never forget watching her reach behind herself with both hands to undo that bra. It was as if it was in slow-motion. Marlene was right in front of me. Her eyes were locked on mine. And my eyes were locked on those tits. She was smiling as she brought her hands back around in front of her to catch the bra as it slipped away from its massive cargo. She didn't play coy for long. She dropped the bra to the floor and I saw heaven.
First, Marlene's tits were real, unenhanced flesh. The bottom of them was below her navel. Despite their size, they were full, firm-looking and mounted on Marlene's chest, well, very naturally. They had these big, round, coral-pink aureoles, topped with big, round coral-pink nipples that stood out nicely. As Marlene moved in front of me, I could see she had practiced moving gracefully while being so top-heavy and having those huge jugs swaying and moving too.
Marlene smiled and nodded in a very friendly way to each of the few men around the little stage. She seemed to be enjoying displaying herself to us and watching our stunned reactions to her overwhelming endowment. At one point she lifted each great fleshpot from underneath with her hands. The tiny size of her hands against the expansive breast was unbelievable. As I tried to come to grips with Marlene's body, I realized that she had a very normal, nice figure, but in addition to that, it was like she had a second ribcage stacked on top of her first. And that was all breast. I made a silent wish.
All too soon, Marlene's brief appearance was over. She had not been an amazing dancer. Her act was displaying those monster tits. I quit going to titty bars a few years later, but I did see those pictures of Marlene tacked up behind a lot of bars. Eventually, Marlene became a distant, seldom-summoned memory. Until tonight.
I do a little plumbing work on the side. I got a call at the factory where I work about a lady with toilet problems in the building where my cousin lives. After work, I grabbed my toolbox and headed over to the apartment. A lady let me in and pointed to the bathroom. The toilet was running. I opened the lid and saw that the float had come loose. I screwed it back on and the water shut off. All done. Sixty seconds.
I walked back into the living room and got my first real look at the lady as she stood up from the sofa. She ran her fingers through her hair, pushing the long grayish-reddish brown hair straight back.
"Hallelujah! That running water was driving out of my mind. Thank you so much!" she said.