Ever since I was a teenager, I was fascinated by the thought of a nice girl kneeling with her ass above my face and shitting directly into my mouth.
Along the years, while I was getting older, up to the age of 26, I was thinking - how can I make this imaginary scenario happen in real life?
So I thought how can I make this happen, and finally I got it - let's try to make one of my female friends do it to me. Thus I won't need to invest a lot of time on a real long-term relationship, and also I would be able to avoid doing it with a total stranger.
My friend from school, Lilly, would be the perfect choice.
Lilly is a pretty thin. She is blond-haired and a quite a beautiful girl. We have been hanging out to some bars drinking beer a few times in the recent years, sometimes having long talks in my car after it. If we hang out and have a talk in the car later, I would be able to lead the situation into my target.
In that very day, I texted Lilly and asked her whether she likes to go drink some beers in the bar. She accepted and we were hanging out at the bar the same night. Later, we drove to her home by my car, and had the usual talk.
I said: "They are always talking about the bad results of watching porn, you know."
She said: "Yes, that's right. Some men always try what they see in the movies on their wives, and it pretty sucks."
I answered: "Right. For example, in most of the movies, the man finally cums into the mouth of the girl. This is not something most girls like."
She said: "Yes, you're right."
I asked: "Can I ask you a little private questions?"
She answered: "Go ahead!"
I asked: "Do you think cumming in the mouth is sexy?"
She looked a little embarrassed of my question.
She finally answered: "To be honest, I think it is quite sexy, but only when you're in the right mood."
Shen then asked me: "What is your opinion about it?"
I said: "I think it can be very sexy, but as you just said, only when you're in the right mood."
Then I added: "I am envious of you girls."
She asked: "Why?"
I said: "Because, when we men cum, we squirt and you can have it in your mouth. But when you girls cum, we get nothing of it into our mouth. We cannot feel your cum as close as you can feel ours."
She asked: "So what are you saying? Do you want a girl to 'cum into your mouth' although she cannot do that?"
I said: "Exactly. I want to spoil a girl like girls spoil men. I want to give head to a girl, and then, I want her to 'cum into my mouth'."
She laughed hardly for a long time of what I said.
She said: "But girls cannot usually squirt into your mouth... This is funny!"
Now I was ready for twisting the talk to the actual thing that I wanted.
I said: "You're right. Girls cannot 'cum into my mouth', but they can do something else, similar to cumming in the mouth."
She asked curiously: "What is it?"
I said: "It may sound strange, but at the right time, at the right mood, after a girl cums, it could be very sexy if she pisses into your mouth."
She said: "What? A pee? I can't believe you say that!"
I answered: "Why? What is wrong with it? It is something that comes out of your genital, just like men's sperm."
She said: "Right, but it is not the same thing. Sperm is much more clean, and is not a waste liquid like a pee is."
I said: "I agree. I just say that only at the right time and at the right mood, it could be so sexy, such that I'd forget it is actually pee."
She asked me: "So how do you imagine it? How do you think it could happen?"
I asked: "Do you want to hear the full detail of my imaginary scenario?"
She answered: "I don't know... ok go ahead!", and laughed of embarrassment.
So I described her the scenario, trying to make her horny about it:
"I imaging the girl that I want to spoil and give love to, lying on the bed in front of me. I am kissing her and taking off her pants slowly. Then, I am starting to gently kiss and lick her legs, aiming my mouth to her panties..."