Like I said, my wife and I have a very strange relationship.
Yesterday was my twenty ninth birthday and Loraine went all out. First we went to the movies, then out dancing. Later that evening we cuddled up next to each other and watched a little television. It had been so long since we spent any real time together I was beginning to forget how much I loved her.
Out of the blue she grabbed the remote and flipped the television off. “I almost forgot.” She said excitedly. “Your presents.”
I had a feeling I knew what she had gotten me, but I wasn’t going to spoil the surprise. Heck, the only time that we have relations anymore is when I was wearing something feminine so I knew that sometime this evening she was going to break out something “new” for me.
She hurriedly ushered me upstairs. I could see the excitement in her eyes as she stopped just outside the bedroom door. “Close your eyes.” She said, “and don’t peek either.”
I took a deep breath as she led me slowly inside the bedroom. “This has to be big.” I thought to myself. Whatever it was she was thrilled to death with herself.
“K- open ‘em” She said like a giddy schoolgirl.
I opened my eyes to find nothing. Not so much as one wrapped present. For a minute I thought it was some sort of practical joke. I quickly scanned the room to see if I was missing something- but again I came up empty. “Okay, I give, where’s the present.”
“Open up the drawers.” She replied.
Like 10 year old at Christmas time, I anxiously opened the top drawer to find nothing out of the unusual. I pushed it closed and open the second, again- nothing. I repeated this until I had completely checked all the drawers. If there was a present in there I was missing it. All I seemed to find were my wife’s neatly folded clothes.
“WELL?” She growled.
“Um, I don’t see anything.” I said apologetically.
“Honey- that’s your dresser.” She replied. “Everything in there is yours.”
And for some reason I got an instant hard-on.
I opened the top drawer and examined its contents a little closer this time. It was all so beautiful. There were all different colors and styles of women’s panties and bras. In the second drawer there were socks and pantyhose.
The remaining drawers contained slacks and blouses and they all seemed to have a match. Even the closet was filled with dresses and shoes. I was totally overwhelmed. “All of this?” I questioned.
“I love you baby.” She responded with a quick peck on the cheek.
The reality of it though was setting in. She had to of spent thousands on all of this and I was beginning to think that all the money she had spent on me was going to go to waste. I mean at most we played dress up once or twice a month.
Sure, sometimes, for kicks, I would wear a pair of panties under my slacks at work but I could afford to do it. I owned a little stop and shop in the main part of town and there were only three other people that worked there with me. Besides, I was the boss! “I love it.” I said as I grabbed Loraine and kissed her. “But don’t you think that it’s a little to much?”
She just smiled and asked me to sit down on the edge of the bed. She said that the biggest surprise was yet to come. To tell you the truth, I couldn’t think of anything that could be as big as the one she had just sprung on me.