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You're born into families... and you make families. This is my Literotica
April Fools Day Story Contest 2023
. It's not set in April, nor does any part take place on the first day of that month. But deception follows no calendar.
Tags: April Fools, Lactation, Breast Milk, Anal sex, Bisexual, Cum eating, Exhibitionism, Outdoors, Public sex, Blow jobs
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Years & Yearning
"Hey, Peaches."
The woman on the couch looked up from the laptop that sat open on her crossed legs.
"Hey, Drew. Welcome home. Well, it's your house, so..."
She shrugged but the response was a soft laugh. He set the sports bag and a computer bag on the floor and veered left into the kitchen.
"It's oddly quiet," he said as he grabbed a glass and filled it from the spout on the refrigerator door, "I take it you finally snapped. You've murdered Maddy and Edgar and they're dissolving in acid in the bathtub."
He grinned as he emptied the glass in a long swig. Peaches chuckled and shook her head.
"It's not like I don't CONSIDER such an act about three a.m. most every morning! And, they ARE in the bathroom, but the only liquids are water and soap."
"I haven't noticed. Guess somehow my future self put in my mind I'd need this layout when I bought this house," Drew said, "just didn't tell me it was for this exact reason."
"You're not totally free," Peaches said, "our bedroom this end of the house, but you have the only bathroom your side."
"You have a toilet your side, what the realtor called a 'water closet.' But yeah, no shower or tub."
"Ah, well. But it's amazing any human baby makes it to adulthood," Peaches said, "with the, uh, well, let's just say us having to deal with what their bodies eject. Along with the noises."
"Shit happens, just make sure you clean it," Drew said and Peaches stuck her tongue out and offered him a middle finger. He smiled.
"But I hope they're finished in the bathroom, I'm kinda stinky," he said as he picked up his bags.
"Probably. Moo Cow had already fed him, so they were gonna clean up and it's Edgar's bedtime."
He nodded his head. "Cool, see you in a bit, we'll work out dinner."
She gave him a thumbs up as he disappeared into the hallway. A couple of steps later he opened his mouth but closed it and nodded when the dark-haired woman put her index finger of her left hand to her lips. He stopped alongside her in the hallway.
"Asleep," Drew whispered.
"For a few hours," Maddy whispered back, before she closed her eyes and leaned toward him and inhaled through her nose, "ah, you smell so good."
"Uh, my nose might not be all that great, but, uh, I kinda doubt..."
She opened her eyes and looked into his. It was an easy reach, with her heels lifted a finger's width they were the same height.
"My nose is the cutest little thing going... and it works perfectly."
She closed her eyes and took a second slow, audible inhale. Her black hair was damp but its curls caused it to bounce around her head as she did so.
"Definitely good smell." her voice was soft but with a purred intensity.
"I bet you do, too," he said, "all nice and clean."
"Hold that thought, my wife expects a delivery," she jiggled the baby over her right shoulder. She winked as she walked quickly toward the living room.
He shrugged as he turned his head to watch for a moment. Her fuzzy white robe left much of her thighs uncovered, muscular legs well displayed. He shook his head and turned short of the bathroom and into his bedroom. He set the bags down and bent and untied his sneakers and pushed them off before he pulled his shirt off. In the past, he'd generally stripped down then made the short walk to the shower. But for now he left his sweat-stained shorts on and stood and opened a drawer to pull out a clean pair of shorts, his back to the open bedroom door.