It's a condition called macrospermia. And it has dictated many things about my adult life.
For starters, I can't jack off. Ever. Might put a hole in the roof. Plus, what do I do with my loads afterward?
I can't get intimate with anyone, either. Who knows how badly that would end up. It's bad enough being a futanaria in today's world, but add in this little condition of mine...
Life is lonely.
At least, it was.
I recently found out about Fetishyz. It's a dating app based around matching up unique fetishes. I guess I was living under a rock or something, because, apparently, it's really fucking popular.
Someone mentioned it on one of the futa support boards I frequent. Said it changed their life.
So I gave it a shot. Downloaded the app, and threw together a quick profile.
There were places to add pretty much everything. What are your fetishes, what fetishes are you looking for in a match, what kinks are totally off limits. Hell, there was even a whole swath of options for futa users. You never see that.
Imagine my surprise when they actually had an option for macrospermia in the menus.
As awesome as it was to be looking for someone with no horrible secret hidden away, I began to lose hope after a few days of no hits on my profile.
Then I found Cassandra. Cass, for short.
Cass was my age, a non-futa, and a total fucking hottie. After we matched, she started a convo with a nude picture of herself on all fours, her ample breasts hanging pendulously beneath her, and her mouth agape to reveal a soft pink tongue and throat.
She followed the picture with a single message.
"Want to fire off a macro load in this mouth?"
How do you respond to something like that?! Before I could figure that out, my body seemed to come up with something first.
My cock hit rock hard immediately. That's always a problem when you can't exactly rub one out to quell the beast.
I tried thinking of farm equipment or Baroque architecture, but I couldn't get Cass out of my brain. Her offer to "fire off a load" and that picture of her inviting mouth were wedged in my brain good.
I could feel my testicles swelling, already working to pump out a couple of swimmers. This wasn't going away easy.
I messaged her back and set up a time and place. We settled on my apartment later that same night. It seemed we were both eager. It helped that she was only seven blocks away
When I opened the door, she strolled in like we'd known one another for years.
She wore a full-length black coat which seemed odd in summer until she cast it aside to reveal a fiery red matching lingerie set.
I could see her erect nipples through the lacey bra and the crotchless panties revealed her clean-shaven pussy. She was already so wet that her juices trickled down her thigh.
"I... Uh..." I couldn't find the words.
Cass took a few steps toward me and reached out, brushing her fingertips against my dick through the fabric of my skirt.
I could feel the wriggling in my ballsack as my sperm became restless.
Without saying a word, Cass reached down and caressed my testicles, now swollen to the size of large cantaloupes.
She moved her fingertips to the waistband of my skirt and pulled it downward, stretching the elastic to get the article of clothing past my engorged cock. It was a full twelve inches long and eager for pleasure.
I don't think Cass had any intention of anything else.
As I stood there in just my blouse, I marveled at the fact that this woman, whom I'd only first spoken with hours before, was standing in my living room, wordlessly touching my cock, something I'd never deliberately done since the first time I masturbated and discovered my condition.
"Let's see if we can coax a little guy out of there," she finally said, grabbing and massaging my balls. The sensation was indescribable. I could feel the sperm squirming around inside me, desperate to erupt out of my urethra.