"You join us here at Capital Stadium to the joyous scenes of the national women's xi victory over their male counterparts. 4-1, a real hammering to male pride as our courageous girls proved that for all their obscene wealth and lofty reputations, our men's team is nothing but a bunch of spoilt little boys!"
Erin caught the crestfallen grimace of her male presenter colleague in the corner of her eye. Pleased with her feisty intro, and displaying a perfect smile, she decided to make the man squirm a little more.
"Well Chris, the men certainly threw their weight about with some crunching tackles, but the technical ability of the women reigned supreme no?"
Her overweight and over-the-hill colleague looked flustered, sweat dripped down his face. He had loudly predicted, as all right-minded men had done, that his idolised lads were going to smash the women's team. He had been very public in dismissing this highly anticipated charity soccer game as nothing more than a feminist stunt that would backfire in their faces. But now he was dumbstruck as his beautiful blonde co-anchor stared him down, her eyebrows raised in slight amusement, her mouth ever so subtly hinting at a smirk.
"Nothing to say on this female victory Chris? Or the humbling of manhood?" Her smirk became a grin as she recalled the bet they had made before the game...
Down on the pitch, eleven humiliated men shuffled off towards the tunnel, eager to escape the mocking jeers of what seemed a mainly-female crowd. They were accustomed to adoration and godlike worship, but the women of the crowd seemed to hold them in contempt. Down the tunnel and kicking open the male lockeroom door, Captain Mark Williams angrily tore off his shirt and threw it on the floor. Berating his teammates for their selfish displays on the pitch, the men had nothing to respond with and sullenly stripped off their muddy kits.
Back in the TV studio, a producers voice in Erin's ear informed her that the male team was now undressing and so she was not to switch to the ceiling cam of the lockeroom as planned to catch their reaction. But Erin's enjoyment of this sweet female victory over manhood could not be perturbed. She'd give the victorious female fans what they desired:
"And now lets cut straight to the reaction cam for the male losers post-game reaction!"
Across the nation, the world, groups of women soccer fans gasped, amazed as their TV screens cut from Erin to a HD camera of the male lockeroom! The men were unwittingly and angrily stripping off their national kit; ripped abs, toned muscles, strong thighs all exposed for the entire world. A nation of female observers paused and bit their lips as the forward stud Kyle Henderson put his hands on either side of his jockstrap and... a gorgeous thick penis spilled into view. Stepping out of his underwear, the darling of the nation, Kyle Henderson, was now completely starkers to the entire world. His lithe young body and heavy penis had been captured for eternity.
"Oh look! Centre back duo Vaughn and Tomkins are not happy with each other!" Erin lustily commented as the world watched these two strapping six-foot plus men, completely naked, arguing to the point of physically shoving each other. Two impressive stallion cocks swayed about as they exerted their wounded pride on the other. Thick heavy testicles bounced around whilst meaty dicks slapped about side to side. By now every one of these defeated men were nude and making their way to the showers. Pert butts and most of their cocks available for all to see before Erin's production staff managed to cut the feed. As the hot water sprung forth, these imitations of Adonis sought to cleanse themselves, cleaning off the mud and the shame.
*
The metal door clanged violently against the wall and eleven muddy boots clapped along the tiles. Mark tried to make out these invaders through the steam as they came towards this sanctuary of male nudity. They were covered in mud and sweat, wearing shorts and jerseys, oh no, it was the girls! Lined up for inspection, naked and powerless, male jaws dropped as their female conquerors marched boldly towards them with smiles shining as brightly as the trophy they carried. Within each hand, a celebratory bottle of champagne. Male hands clasped tightly their manhoods, desperately hoping to save whatever shred of dignity was left for them. The girls took their time in drinking in the sight of these impressive male torsos, fine pieces of meat indeed.
Captain Serena Scott sauntered towards her male rival, making no effort to hide her visual inspection of his muscled body. By far and away the most well-known female player, with her blazing pace, silky skills and punishing finishing, Serena was the heroine of many a young girl. With her high cheekbones, dazzling blue eyes and long-flowing raven hair, she was also the secret desire of many a male fan. As captains for their respective genders, Serena knew Mark well enough from PR events. He was prone to arrogance and hot-headiness, but she rubbed along with him well enough. He was in fairness a great player and she respected him for that. The two captains stood barely a foot from each other. Serena, still in her mud-covered kit, languidly holding the victors' trophy and a bottle of champagne. Mark, naked and dripping wet from the shower, clutching what was left of his male pride.
"Something to hide Mark?" she taunted.
It wasn't a great line but it had the desired effect. Mark saw red and angrily threw his hands aside, he stood tall and faced her square on.