I saw Goody-goody sitting there with his head buried in a book, as we walked into my boyfriend's apartment. I called him Goody-goody, but he was really just my boyfriend's roommate. He was smart, he was shy, and he never took advantage of any of my advances. After that, he became Goody-goody and what I wanted most of all, was to corrupt him, make him bad. Like me.
"Outta the way, I gotta pee!" I said and made a break for the bathroom, but Tony beat me to it. We had been drinking and I needed to pee so bad felt like my eyeballs were about to pop out of my head. Standing at the door listening to him pee, didn't help matters any. I would have used the sink, but the bastard locked the door.
"She's all yours," he said.
I pushed him out of the way and pulled down my jeans and panties in one quick motion. The water was flowing even as I squatted. The cold narrow rim greeted my ass, but it was too late to do a goddamn thing about it.
"Fucker!" I cried.
"What?" Tony asked innocently, looking at me from the corner of the door. His grin told me everything.
"Don't you know how to put down a goddamn lid?"
"It's bachelor pad rules here babe," he said laughing and walking away.
"Bastard!" I threw the roll of toilet paper after him, realizing to late that I needed it.
"Bitch!"
"Motherfucker!"
"Cunt!"
I looked around the bathroom. Nope, no more paper. I might not have been bent over the barrel, but I was certainly perched on the cold wet rim of it. I swallowed my anger. At least momentarily. "I'm sorry Tony. Please bring me the toilet paper."
I heard the refrigerator open and the sound of bottles clinking together. He laughed and walked past me and into his room, closing the door behind him.
"Goddamnit!" I kicked a shoe at the wall. I felt like wiping my pussy on one of the towels, but knowing Tony and how long it took him to wash anything, there was no telling what kind of yeast infection I would get from it.
Shit. Well, there was another option and it might even give me a chance to get back at Tony.
"Oh Goody-goody. . ." I sang, but didn't get an answer.
"Jim," I said, calling him by his real name. "Please? You wouldn't leave a girl in distress would you?"
Good old Goody-goody. He came bearing the toilet paper, being a dear and trying to keep his eyes averted.
"I can't reach it," I lied. I spread my legs, giving him a clear shot. He refused to look down. I gave him my best come hither stare and looked down. Letting him know it was there for him if he wanted it.
I wanted him to go for it, just once. Take me right there in the bathroom and maybe help me get back at Tony.
Of course he didn't bite. He was the perfect gentleman about the whole thing. The asshole.
Fuck 'em both. And speaking of fucking, Tony was going to have a surprise. I didn't wipe at all, not one fucking bit.
I followed Tony into the bedroom. He was propped up on the bed in his boxers, smoking a cigarette, a bottle of Budweiser between his legs. He was well built and had an Italian look about him, but his accent was pure Idaho farmboy.
"You're a pig," I said, taking off my shirt and pants, and kicking his clothes out of the way, so mine would have a clear spot on the floor.
"We'll see who the pig is later," he said, giving me the look. "I'm gonna make you squeal."
I climbed into bed on all fours, stalking him. I arched my back and swayed my hips, as I moved over his crotch. I grabbed the base of the beer bottle and mouthed the neck, simulating a blowjob. I knew how to work it. "Save any for me?" I asked.
"I saved you more than that."
While I turned the bottle up and finished the beer, Tony cupped my breasts and pinched my nipples. As much as I hated to admit it, the bastard was getting me aroused.
I belched and tossed the empty bottle on the floor. He had too many clothes laying around for anything to break.
"Mmmm-" I moaned. "I'm so horny." I slipped my panties off and straddled his chest. I ran my finger through the light brown hair of my pussy and into my folds. Letting him see how wet I was.
And God was I wet. The thought of him eating me and tasting my pissy pussy had aroused me more than I imagined. I spread myself for him. "Eat me baby. Make me cum."
"Ha," he laughed, picking me up and tossing me aside. "You probably didn't even wipe yourself. But don't you worry, I still got something for you right here."
Tony moved behind me, sliding his cock up and down my slit a few times before ramming it home. It took my breath away. I liked fucking him while he was drunk. His strokes were a little longer, a little slower, but most importantly, he was a little rougher with me.