Copyright Oggbashan April 2001 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
Note: "Velcro" is a trade name.
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Introduction
This story is part of a series based around "The Bridesmaids' Revenge". The same basic characters from the Silverbridge's amateur football (soccer) club's First team "The Glossies" and the Ladies team "The Silver Vixens" are involved in all the stories. Lisa, the main character in this story, is the Chief Bridesmaid in "The Bridesmaids' Revenge". She is the goalkeeper of "The Silver Vixens" and is the proprietor of a dressmaking shop. She also plays a major part in "The Hen Party" and "Lisa trains Thomas". At the time of this story Thomas is still Lisa's boyfriend and slave. Later he will be Jane's bridegroom and Harold will be Lisa's boyfriend.
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My Problem
As a professional dressmaker, I used hooped petticoats as a base for some formal and wedding dresses. They were essential for full skirts in heavy materials. I hadn't been happy about most of the hooped petticoats available commercially because they were difficult to store correctly. Even if handled carefully they could be damaged, and they always required a lot of wardrobe space for infrequent use.
I'd searched the Net several times for hooped petticoats and found that most of those available had the same storage problem. Some did have removable hoops but taking the hoops out and putting them back was a annoying process. Then I found a design I liked produced by a US company. These petticoats had individually adjustable hoops that could be expanded and contracted. The petticoat folded down to a very thin disk about two inches high and as wide as the largest adjusted hoop. If contracted as much as possible the disk was about twelve inches in diameter - fairly easy to store or carry.
I ordered a couple of examples to try but I hadn't liked the method of securing the diameter of the hoops. Their design had one end of the hoop fixed and sliding clips rather like the loops on a watch strap. I had found that they could slip while being worn. This would ruin the set of the skirt until re-adjusted. If an upper hoop became bigger than a lower the wearer would look ridiculous.
The Revised Design
I experimented with different ways of securing the hoops. Eventually I used a wide Velcro strip glued to the loose end of the hoop which attached to another pair of continuous narrow Velcro strips sewn above and below the band holding the hoop. If the Velcro on the end of the hoop was peeled outwards the hoop could be increased or decreased in size. When the correct size was found the Velcro was pressed against the narrow strips. The hoop was then fixed and any pressure from the inside or outside of the petticoat made the join stronger. The size of the hoop could only be changed by peeling the Velcro apart.
My first petticoat using the new system was a short two hoop one to go under a Rock and Roll skirt. I wore it, with other petticoats, to a 1950s party and despite dancing energetically all night the hoops had not moved at all. I'd moved a lot! I'd deliberately tried to dance as much as possible. I had even entered a jiving contest with John as my partner. He turned me over his back and swung me between his legs. The hoop petticoat had survived even if John was worn out. Although he's strong I was (and am) a big girl!
The first long petticoat
At this time Thomas was my boyfriend (see "Lisa trains Thomas"). Thomas and I were due to go a formal Dinner Dance in a couple of weeks. I thought that it would be the right occasion to try a long hooped petticoat under her ball gown, but only if I was sure that the new design would survive heavy use. If not I had normal hooped petticoats to wear.
I had the materials and the equipment in my dressmaker's workroom. I usually worked on the design in the evening as the workroom was very busy during the day. Thomas stayed with me to keep me company. He was also useful for other things such as supplying me with coffee.
I wanted to make a full length petticoat and as an experiment put in as many hoops as would fit between waist and hem. This would be many more than normal but I could adjust the hoops individually and so alter the shape of the skirt at will. I found that I could fit ten hoops. I made the bodice like a vest with wide shoulder straps and a back zip.
The ball gown I intended to wear had a high neckline so the straps would not show.
As I was making the petticoat I tried it on my dressform "Lisatoo". I wanted the hoops would be the same height all the way round. The only detail I wasn't sure about was whether the hem would sit correctly when I was walking or dancing. Stupidly I asked Thomas to help. I put the petticoat on and walked up and down.
"Is is riding up?" I asked Thomas
"I don't think so, Lisa." he replied.
"What do you mean? You don't think so! Either it is or it isn't!" I retorted. Thomas can be so frustrating.
"Well, it's swinging a lot as you move. First the front swings up, then the back. I think you need to try it with the dress on top because it's too light as it is." he replied.
"I suppose you're right. Help me put it on."
Thomas lifted the ball gown over my head and zipped up the back. He said "Perhaps I'll be able to tell this time."
I walked up and down and tried a few dance steps.
"I'm still not sure" said Thomas "I don't really know what to expect - or perhaps I don't know what I should be looking for."
That was it! I exploded: "Surely you can see when a dress is lifting too much or not!"
"Not really, Lisa." said Thomas "I haven't paid much attention to how
women's dresses move. I'm usually more interested in what's inside than the dress itself."
"Typical man!" I'd said "I'll have to see for myself. Help me out of this."
Thomas unzipped the ball gown. I took it and the petticoat off and stood there in my basque and stockings.
"Don't get ideas" I growled at him"I need to sort this petticoat out. If it works it could be a real money-maker. You'll have to help. Strip down to your pants."
"What?!" said Thomas
"Strip!" I ordered. "You'll have to show me since you can't tell me!"
Thomas stripped. He could hear that I was getting angry.
When he had stripped I pulled the petticoat over his head and fastened the back zip. Then I stood back. "That's no good. You need breasts to make it sit properly." I found one of her old bras. "Put this on".
"I can't" replied Thomas "the petticoat is in the way."
I unzipped the petticoat bodice and fastened the bra around Thomas's torso. I roughly stuffed the bra's cups with spare pieces of material before re-zipping the bodice. I threw the ball gown over Thomas' head and closed the zip.
"Oh ****! You aren't tall enough." I slipped off my heeled shoes. "Put these on."
Thomas tottered on the high heels.