Lina Brings A Friend To Dinner

Once I got home I was dying to take a shit. That dildo was so far up my ass it was... interfering. I pushed and it popped out easily. I put it aside and then quickly did my business. Then I found the next size up in the kit. I lubed up and pushed. It worked its way in, but not without some serious pressure. It's funny, my asshole is definitely getting used to it, and it's hurting less, but it's definitely more difficult to get it in. Anyway, I'm making progress. Level 3 of 5 - it feels like I'm making progress in a video game.

After slipping it in I realized my mistake. She would have had no way of knowing if I had the plug inside me, as the dildo didn't have Bluetooth sensors! Rookie mistake. But deep inside I knew I couldn't lie to her, even if by omission. Anyway, I would only be cheating myself since I'm sure she'll insist I get to level 5 by tomorrow!

I took some time to check in with work. It's a great advantage to be able to work from home these days. I hope to hell we're not called back to the office.

It was just after 3 pm in the afternoon when I got her text. "Hey babe, free for dinner tonight? That friend I told you about came to town early and she'd like to meet you!"

Wow, she's already telling her friends about me! Then a horrible thought entered my mind... just what exactly has she told them?

"Sure, sounds good! Where should we go?"

"Oh, I think we should stay in, considering your... situation :P"

"Yes, of course. Mine or yours?"

"Yours my dear. Do you think you could organize it? Just do something simple. Whatever you fancy is fine with us."

"Miss Lina?"

"Yesssss John?"

"Does your friend know about...?"

"No John, but you will be telling her this evening."

Fuck. Was she serious?

"I'm sorry, I really can't!" This could ruin me! And besides, it's not something that I can easily drop into conversation. This sounds a bit cruel.

"It's important. It's part of discovering who you really are. You need to accept and embrace your position in life to truly be free and true to yourself."

"What if she tells someone and word gets out?"

"Relax John. You have to trust me, and by extension, trust my friends. Part of this relationship, or the agreement we have, must be based on trust. I'm sure you can see that."

"... OK."

"See you at 7 :)"

...

I went out to pick up groceries. The plug was feeling much bigger than earlier. This is concerning. But equally concerning is my cock cage. I've been in it now for almost 48 hours and I usually don't go longer than a couple days without a wank. Even seeing an attractive woman from across the street puts pressure on it. If only I could turn off my perverted brain, I might not be in this mess!

I got home around six and started cooking dinner. To keep it simple I made pasta and a simple salad. I also bought a Pinot Grigio. I heard a knock on the door just before seven. I opened the door and Lina looked amazing, not surprisingly. She looked genuinely happy to see me. She swung her arms around me and kissed me on the lips. This is new!

She said "John, this is Anna. Anna, John."

"Pleased to meet you," I said and did a pathetic little bow. Smooth move John. "Come on in."

Anna is a friend of Lina's from Sweden. She's only here in the States for a few weeks. She works at the UN and travels a lot. She was very political and had plenty of opinions of how she would approach world conflicts, climate change and sending aid to developing countries. She originally worked in academia, like Miss Lina, but she said she got restless and wanted to be part of decision making.

We finished up dinner and Anna started asking about me. I told her I worked at an insurance company and that it was just a job to me. I went into some detail about my interest in basketball and keeping fit. She feigned interest but I could tell she was getting bored. I was delaying. I kept glancing over to Lina to see if she was going to apply pressure, but she just sat there quietly listening to Anna and I get to know each other. I knew I needed to broach the topic and Lina wasn't going to do it for me.

Finally, I took a deep breath and started a new line of conversation when I was given an opening.

"So how do you and Lina know each other?" asked Anna.

"Oh, we've only just met. I met her this past weekend at a family reunion. Don't worry, we're not related... not that it would matter I suppose since we're not really dating."

"Oh, interesting! Just friends then?"

"Not quite. I guess you could say I'm helping Miss Lina with a study she's doing for her work."

"Miss Lina? That's cute!" said Anna.

"Err, yeah. That's what she likes to be called."

"Only in private of course," Lina laughed, a bit nervously, which confirmed for me that Anna really didn't know anything about our relationship. "It's OK John, don't be nervous."

Anna looked confused. "Why should he be nervous? What's your study about? I know you're into some pretty fringe research," which was directed to Lina.

"John will tell you, he's learning a lot, wouldn't you agree John?"

"It's true, I'm learning a lot." Gulp. "Lina is researching the effects of paraphilias on romantic relationships."

"And how are you helping?" asked Anna.

"I'm helping her explore paraphilias, or fetishes, to work out if they have an effect on romantic relationships between consenting adults," I said. "I have a few kinks, just like every warm blooded person."

"Oh, so you mean you're exploring your fetishes? So... what are your fetishes? How do you actually help?"

Fuck it, time to lay it out. If this is what trust looks like I may not survive 6 months!

"Lina is using me as a submissive sex partner. It's all consensual, but I don't feel like I'm actually choosing what happens to me. And to be completely open, we haven't actually had sex yet. Lina makes all the decisions, and I trust her. I guess that's the nature of being submissive."

"Well put John," said Lina. "And it's true, sexual intercourse is not part of our interactions or agreement." This made me a bit sad to hear.

"My mind is blown! So you're her sex slave? How does that work?" Anna shifted in her seat and folded her legs underneath her, getting ready for a good story. "It doesn't seem like you're a 'slave'! How does it work? Does she get you naked and twist your balls? If you don't have sex, perhaps she's the one fucking you? What are you into John? Haha, I bet most men would love to be in your position!"

"Not quite," I said. Then Lina jumped in.

"We're exploring fetishes, a dominance and submission relationship, and aspects of humiliation. As you can imagine, this is a bit humiliating for John to tell you about this."

"Well I haven't really heard any details yet," said Anna.

"Go on John, you can tell her."

"... OK. After I met Lina, I desperately wanted to get with her. She invited me to a lecture and then I was hooked. She's beautiful, smart, kind and now I'm completely obsessed with her." I think I caught Lina blushing a bit when I said that.

I started sweating and shifting around in my seat.

"John, I don't mean to interrupt, but I'm busting here and need to visit the loo!" said Anna.

Lina said "just wait 2 minutes Anna! I promise it will be worth it!"

Oh my god! How could I have missed it, I've been such an idiot!

"Please continue John and it sounds like you need to hurry," added Lina.

"Oh, OK. So, Lina and I discussed and agreed that I could be helpful to her research, and she would help me on a journey of self-discovery, especially around my fetishes. You see, I'm a bit obsessed with womens asses and I love the submission dynamic!"

"Don't leave anything out John!"

"OK, and, I've also discovered that I enjoy helping Lina in the bathroom... as her personal toilet."

This set Anna off. "Are you serious right now? What does that even mean? How is that possible? Do you mean to say Lina actually pisses in your mouth, and you... you swallow it?"

"Yes, that's exactly what I mean," I said, overwhelmed with embarrassment, but also feeling strangely excited and aroused!

"I want to know everything! But you'll have to excuse me, I'm about to pee my pants!" said Anna.

"Wait! John, help her for goodness sake!!" Lina exclaimed.

"Help me with what? Wait... no... I couldn't!" Anna protested. "I couldn't do that to another person. Lina, that's horrible!"

"It's only horrible if that's how the person feels. John, tell me, would you like for Anna to use you as a urinal?" she asked sincerely. "Be honest."

I was silent for what seemed like an eternity, and then Anna said "John, this is crazy. You seem like such a nice guy. I can't believe you're even thinking about this! Besides, I couldn't do that to you anyway!"

"Yes," I heard myself saying, without thinking.

"Sorry, yes what?" Anna said.

"Yes, I would love for you to use me as your toilet. Honestly. I love the feeling of being at the mercy of a beautiful woman, and while I have no love for the taste of urine, I'd gladly do it if you wanted me to! If it would make you happy, I would be glad to be your toilet Anna."

"Lina, and you're OK with this?"

"Don't look at me! John is free to make his own choices," Lina said.

"It's true," I said. "I'm here for you to use, if you would like."

"This feels SO wrong. I've never even thought about doing this to someone before, this is so crazy! But when would I ever get a chance like this again?" Anna said. "What do we do?"

"I don't know, it's up to you! Whatever makes you feel comfortable," I said.

Lina said, "Well, if you would like some privacy, I can leave you guys alone for a bit?"

"I don't mind," Anna said. "It might be good to get some direction from a professional like yourself!"

"Happy to help!" smiled Lina. "John, why don't you get on your knees. I think you should take your clothes off to really show Anna just how committed you are to this 'collaboration' between us."

I took off my clothes, and again, flushed with embarrassment. I tried to cover myself, but Lina swatted away my hands. I stood there like a dummy with a cock cage and a butt plug protruding from my ass.

"Whoa," said Anna in a deep tone of voice. "You weren't kidding! Does it hurt?"

"Which part?" I said.

"Both I guess," she said.

"No, it's not painful usually. My cock throbs a bit when I get excited, like right now actually. And the butt plug I'm wearing certainly makes me feel full, but not painful."

"Well I'm getting a bit excited too!" she said. "So what should I do? I really need to go!"

"Ok, get on your knees John," said Lina. She got a large salad bowl out of the cupboard and handed it to me. "Hold this under your chin for any drips."

"Sorry Anna, he's still in training so he's not yet learned to keep up with steady flow," said Lina.

"I think I know what to do now. God, this is so weird!! John, are you sure you want this? Last chance!"

"Yes Anna, if it makes you happy." I couldn't believe what I was saying!

"Ok, here you go." She approached me. Up close her vagina was glistening, and had a strong smell. She definitely hasn't had a shower in a while. "Sorry John, I went for a run earlier today and didn't get a chance to shower. Hope it's not too woofy down there! Here we go!"

And then when the torrent started, it didn't stop until she was done. Lina went much slower than Anna. Spray went everywhere but I swallowed as fast as I could. Most of what I couldn't swallow and spilled out of my mouth landed in the bowl. I'll be drinking that right after I'm guessing!

Anna started giggling. I think she was enjoying herself, which is great! I sure hope she isn't laughing at how pathetic I am.

"Ahhhhhh, errghhg, eghhhh. Sorry, just got the shivers! John, are you OK? How did it taste?"

"Yes, I'm good. Salty!" I said with a smile.

"Oh my. I can't believe you just did that! Well anyway, thank you, I guess," said Anna.

I finished swallowing the last of what was in my mouth and responded "Sure, my pleasure! That's the second time today for me actually!"

"Your third is coming up right now, if you can handle it?" said Lina.

I had expected this. "Of course Miss Lina."

"It's just Lina. You can drop the 'Miss' when we're being social, John. We're friends!"

"Of course, Lina. I'd love to drink your piss!"

She stepped up and her neatly trimmed vagina looked so tempting.

"John, can you run your tongue over my pussy to get me ready?"

"My pleasure!" It truly was. And with Anna sitting there watching, it was even more exciting. I licked her pussy up and down for a few minutes until she patted my head to let me know she was ready.

Her piss came and it was mild tasting. With all the water and wine at dinner, it was light in color without much flavor.

Lina said "Anna, could you pass me that wine carafe?"

Lina took the bowl of piss and expertly poured the remaining piss into the carafe, and set it on the table.

"Last thing John. Could you help me out and give my asshole just a quick once over? I'm clean back there, I promise, but it would feel really nice!"

"Of course." She turned her back to Anna and I and bent over. Still kneeling, I approached and parted her gorgeous ass cheeks to reveal a beautiful rose bud. Then I kissed her around her ass and then made a tight seal on her asshole and began my routine of probing her as deep as I could.

Anna sat there in amazement. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She was leaning in and her mouth was agape like a guppy at feeding time. "John, you actually do love this! This is unbelievable. You do know what comes out of there, don't you?"

"Hmmph hmmmm," I mumbled. I didn't want to ignore her question, but what was I supposed to say?

"Grab hold John, sorry, but here comes a stinker!"

I was afraid of this. I grabbed her hips tightly and opened my mouth slightly, and out puffed my cheeks. I inhaled, and then coughed. Lina was not too happy.

"C'mon John, that stinks!" said Lina.

"Sorry Lina, I wasn't expecting that!"

Anna laughed. "God, that's horrible. Oh, no. Tell you don't eat her shit!"

Lina didn't hear the question, or pretended to ignore it. This made me nervous. I have no doubt she'll push me in that direction soon.

We all sat down again and opened a new bottle of wine. The carafe was now filled with piss so they just opened the wine and poured each of themselves a glass. Then Lina poured me a glass from the piss carafe. Lina then took a sniff from the carafe and wrinkled her nose. "You're a strange man John, honestly."

I didn't say anything, but I took the glass and downed it all at once to show her I could do it.

"You're a real treasure John, I can't wait to see how far we'll go together," said Lina.

We continued chatting for the next hour and we drifted onto other topics like nothing had happened. In a way it was starting to feel normal to sit there with these 2 beautiful ladies, talking about anything that came to mind, while drinking their piss. The night was about to wrap up and Anna was getting ready to leave. She got up and then said "oh, I should probably use the loo before I head out. I've got a long trip back to my hotel."

She headed for the bathroom and then stopped. "Wait, John, are you up for it?"

"I'm at your disposal, whenever you need!"

This time she used me with much less difficulty and discussion. In this moment I got the feeling that she really did see me just as her toilet. She even continued a discussion with Lina in mid-stream "... and I should be back in Sweden for mid-summer. Simon will be coming home and it will be good to see him. We'll spend a week up at his place in Karlstad. Ah, there, all done. Thanks John!"

Who's Simon, who cares? She wasn't speaking to me and wasn't concerned that I might be wondering. It's a strange feeling to be used like that.

She kissed Lina on the cheek and gave her a hug. Then she looked at me and said "OK John, it was so nice to meet you. Such a... weird experience! Next time I'm in town and in need of a toilet, I'll be sure to call you! You'll forgive me if I don't kiss you, I'm sure you understand. Bye!"

I did understand, and it made me feel a bit sad. Before I opened up to her I was a new acquaintance, and now she sees me as a pathetic toilet slave. She doesn't have my number, and didn't ask. I'll never see this woman again. That's fine. Maybe that's just a polite thing to say to someone who's mouth you just pissed in? I don't really know.

Anna left and then Lina shut the door behind her. I said "are you heading off too?"

"Not just yet. I wanted to tell you what a great job you did tonight! You are absolutely amazing John, and this might surprise you, but I think I'm falling for you!"

I was very surprised. I didn't know someone like Lina could feel that way about someone like me.

"Wow, I'm so happy! You know how I feel about you, I absolutely adore you!" I said and went in for the kiss.

"John, ew, gross!! No kisses after what you just did! Let's take it slow, OK?"

"Yes, yes, of course." Take it slow? That's a funny way to look at our relationship so far.

"Now, I think it's time for plug number 4." And just like that, back to reality. "Get yourself cleaned up, wash yourself out and then come back and I'll help you with it."

I went to the bathroom, extracted the plug and washed up thoroughly. I brushed my teeth in case I got a chance for a kiss! I went back to Lina and she patted her lap. I lay down with my ass accessible to her.

She rubbed some lube on my asshole and started to ease in number 4. I started to moan like a wounded animal, but she pressed on. She uses a rocking motion of pressure and release, back and forth. It actually felt really good after a while. Then for the widest part, which is always the most painful. It slipped past my sphincter, I let out a yelp and it was in. Almost there! I wonder what happens after I complete level 5? I think I know, but don't want to dwell on that too much.

"There you go. Well done John." I got up, and she kissed me on the cheek. That was good enough for now.

"I can stay over if you like?"

"I'd love that!"

"I'm actually not sure you will, but I'll take the invitation." That puzzled me. What would happen if she stayed over?

"We should discuss sleeping arrangements. I think you should sleep down near my ass, just in case you want to plant some sweet kisses during the night. That OK with you?"

"Sure, but how does that work exactly?"

"Well I can stay in your bed, if you're OK with that, and you can sleep under the covers and use my bum as a pillow. Of course I may let out some gas during the night, but you're probably getting used to that, right?"

"Uh, yes, I am actually." Gross.

"Great. Well let's get ready for bed."

"Do you need to use the toilet again?"

"You read my mind, pervert!" she smiled and then whipped down her pants. I brought my lips to hers and this time I didn't need a bowl and barely any spilled. I hate to admit it, but I'm getting really good at drinking piss.

We brushed our teeth and climbed into bed. She sleeps on her tummy so it was really easy to lie between her legs with my face resting on her cheeks. She was so soft and despite the faint aroma of ass, I was in heaven. Tomorrow is the weekend so I wonder what she has in store for us?

"Brrrrrpphhhh."

"Haha... sorry John, I should have warned you. Good night my darling."

"Good night Miss Lina!" I murmured through the sheets.