"Was that the night I met your family for the first time?" asked Harry, scratching his chin thoughtfully with his fingers.
"Don't play dumb with me, Harry. You know very well that's what I meant," shot back an angered Angelina. "It was just a couple weeks after our wonderful romantic time together over Christmas break. After 18 months of slinking around, I finally felt like we were making strides to being a real couple, when you agreed to come for dinner with my family."
"Angelina, we don't have to relive this memory again, do we? I've apologized a hundred times already."
"I think it's worth revisiting, because it shows just how thoughtless you were and ultimately how little you cared about me and my feelings. And it's a shame, too, because the night held such promise."
(Flashback to January 6, 1979)
"Wow, do you look hot and sexy!" said a stunned Harry, when his lover greeted him at the front door of her house at 5:15 p.m. on a cold and dark New Jersey night, bedecked in a tight black sweater, plaid knee-length skirt and her trademark black leather, knee-high, high-heeled boots.
"You don't look so bad yourself," said Angelina, giving Harry a quick kiss on the lips, before straightening the necktie on her man's collared shirt with the long, elegant burgundy red nail-polished fingers of her hands, and then moving on to brush some lint off his suit jacket lapels.
"What time do we have to be there?"
Angelina had by now moved over to the mirror in her entryway to finish making up her face.
"5:30," she said, through an open, stiff mouth whose lips were being colored by a tube of crimson gloss.
"Good," Harry said, wrapping both arms around the back of her waist. "That gives us just enough time to make love."
Angelina turned around and looked at her lover in disbelief.
"Make love?!" she said. "Are you kidding me?"
"I just need a few minutes," he said in all seriousness. "Then, I'll be able to relax and enjoy the night."
"No, Harry!"
"C'mon, Angelina. Think of my needs. It'll be torture sitting through a couple hours with you dressed like that. I've never had to do this before."
"Then it'll be good practice. I suspect after tonight there'll be plenty of times that we'll be out in public, where you'll just have to learn to control your animal urges."
"But it's so hard," he said, again enveloping his arms around her taut waist, and bringing their bodies together.
"I can tell," said Angelina, feeling Harry's swollen penis against her camel toe. "But I spent all day at the beauty parlor getting ready. Having sex right now would mess my hair up."
"It's not your hair I want to mess up."
"No, Harry. We'll make love after dinner. I promise. You've got it coming. I don't think I've ever felt so close to you, as I do now."
"Me, too. If meeting your family means that much to you, then I'm glad to do it."
"It does, my darling."
The two nuzzled close again, then moved their faces together for an open-mouthed kiss. Harry proceeded to move his hands from Angelina's waist to her tight butt cheeks and give them a gentle squeeze.
"What are we doing?" asked Angelina, breaking loose from their hot embrace.
"What do you think? Harry asked in response, with his mitts still on his lover's ass.
"We've got to stop now, or I won't trust myself. We'll find ourselves in bed, miss the dinner and the whole point of this evening will be lost."
"Oh, alright," said Harry, disappointed that his present stiffy would go to waste.
Angelina broke loose from her boyfriend's embrace and walked to the closet.
"Help me on with this, will you please?" she asked, handing him her faux fur.
The diminutive middle school principal held up the librarian's coat, as she slid her arms into the sleeves, then pulled on her black leather gloves and led him out the front door for the short walk to her sister's house next door.
"Elaine, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Harry," introduced Angelina, after her older sister by two years swung open the door to her house.
"Nice to finally meet you," Elaine said, shaking Harry's hand. "Please, come in out of the cold."
Harry and Angelina stepped onto the mat, as Elaine shut the door behind them, and the rest of the family moved in, as if drawn to the entranceway by a magnet. Angelina took over the introductions from there.
"Harry, this is my brother-in-law, Rocco," she said.
"Hey, how are ya?" greeted the unshaven, middle-aged man with a salute of his rolled up newspaper, suspenders straining to hold up the trousers that covered an extended and ample belly.
"And this is my innocent little nephew, Anthony. Isn't he just adorable?"
"C'mon, Aunt Ang," said the embarrassed boy. "I'm almost 14. I'm not so adorable and innocent anymore. I know the score."
Angelina reached over to the teen - almost a full inch taller than her 5'4" height - and tenderly clapped his red cheeks with her black-leather gloved hands.
"Of course you do, my sweetie. Anthony's at the delightfully awkward adolescent stage around women," his dismissive and condescending aunt continued. "He doesn't believe that he's the handsomest man in my life."
"Anthony, take your aunt and her guest's coats," Elaine commanded.
The couple turned over their winter wear to the teen, who carried them to his parents' bedroom.
"Dinner's running a bit late," the house chef continued. "Why don't we have a drink in the living room, while we wait? It'll be just us tonight. Mama and Lisa are at friends' houses."
"Yeah, what's ya all want?" Rocco asked, as Angelina and Harry settled onto the small, beige sofa with the plastic covering.
"Brandy Alexander, please," Angelina responded.
"Uhhh...we're out of brandy," Rocco answered.
"Then, a Manhattan would be divine."