"Yes, but let's not forget that I earned that special night out," Angelina responded.
"Hmmm...refresh my memory," asked a quizzical Harry.
"Oh, c'mon, Harry. It was that time when you met that hick superintendent from Texas at a conference in the city, got drunk and invited him to tour Riverdale so he could see what kinds of administrative ideas he could adopt for his district in bumpkinville, or wherever he was from."
"That's right. Big Enos Smith. He was a fun guy. Hey, he liked you. He kept calling you a 'pretty little filly.'"
"Yes, I was not charmed. You asked me to join the two of you at that godawful country and western bar in Rutherford, where he insisted on square dancing with me all night."
"That wasn't so bad."
"Not so bad?! Have you ever danced for two solid hours in a pair of cowboy boots, with a big clod, who kept stepping on your toes? My little doggies weren't barking, they were screaming.
"But that wasn't the worst of it. Then, because my house was closest to his hotel, you asked me to drive him home. Only, we had to stop at my house first, so he could use the little buckaroos room to rid himself of the two pitchers of beer he consumed at the bar. Then he insisted on having a drink at my place, which turned in to two and three. With every drink his sexual advances became more aggressive. I finally got so desperate from fighting him off that when his back was turned I slipped a sleeping pill in his drink. Only, somehow our glasses must have got mixed up. The next thing I remember was waking up the next morning on my living room sofa - thankfully, still fully clothed - in that hideous checkered shirt, jeans and cowboy boots, with Big Enos passed out on the floor beside me.
"That was a close call, Harry. Too close. You owed me a big favor for that one. And since I knew your brother was a childhood friend of writer and Studio 54 regular Clayton Winchester, I thought he could get us in there."
"Yeah, I remember. The next week was the school's holiday break. My wife went out of town for a few days the day after Christmas, so we were able to get into the city one night and go to the disco then. Boy, that was a great week we had together, you and I. We must have set the Guinness world record for the number of times we made love."
Flashback to December 28, 1978
At 9:12 p.m., Angelina Lione stepped a spiked heel from her knee high, red patent leather boots out from a parked taxicab and onto the chilly pavement at 254 W. 54th St. in midtown Manhattan. Moments later, her other booted leg touched the ground. Standing up, she surveyed the chaotic scene and her high spirits dipped. Before Angelina was a sea of humanity - held back from the infamous Studio 54 entrance solely by velvet ropes - all vying for the attention of one man: discotheque 54 co-owner Steve Rubell. The gatekeeper, who decided which of the nameless hopefuls waiting in the cold would spend the evening inside rubbing shoulders with celebrities and which would be dispatched - sometimes, with an insult about their appearance.
"Oh, no," she sighed. "Look at all these people. We'll never get in."
Harry Seymour finished paying the cabdriver his fare and took his first gaze at the crowd.
"Relax, we're on the guest list, remember? C'mon," said the determined 60-year middle school principal.
Taking his seductive mistress by her black leather gloved hand, Harry began pushing his way past the queue of wannabes. With her other hand, Angelina held her faux fur coat closed to protect her sexy body against the night's 30 degree temperature and 13 mph wind chill.
Jostling and pushing, moments later the couple pressed through the gauntlet to the front of the line and to within no more than a foot from Rubell.
"Excuse me, sir," said Harry to the diminutive club owner.
Either unable to hear the greeting over the din of the crowd, or intentionally ignoring the call, Rubell's downcast eyes were on his guest list.
"Excuse me, SIR!" repeated Harry, only louder.
Rubell looked up from his clipboard and at the man whose voice was ringing in his right ear. Before speaking he carefully scanned Harry from head to toe.
"Are you kidding me?" Rubell asked Harry, sarcastically. "Forget it, old man. You're not gettin' in. Go home to your rockin' chair."
"But we're on the guest list," cried Harry in persistence.
"What's your name?"
"Harry Seymour. We're guests of Clayton Winchester, one of your regulars."
Rubell looked back down at his clipboard and ran his right index finger down the list of names on page one. Apparently not finding Harry's name, he flipped the page and again proceeded to trace the names with his extended finger.
"Nope. Sorry, Pops. You're not on the list," said Rubell.
"There must be some misunderstanding," insisted Harry. "I just talked to Clay last week. We grew up together. He said he'd make sure we got in tonight."
"Forget it! Now beat it, before I have the bouncers remove your old ass!"
Suddenly, a sharp wind gust blew across the entrance, momentarily lifting Angelina's fur coat up past her bare midriff, before it re-settled to her knees. The brief glimpse of skin attracted Rubell's attention.
"Hey, what're you wearing?" he asked her.
"Who? Me?" Angelina responded shyly.
"Yeah, you. Take off that cheap fur."
Angelina handed Harry her thin brown, leather purse and slowly and reluctantly peeled off her coat, not particularly wanting to expose herself to the night's chill. Harry took the coat from his girlfriend, then stepped back from Rubell's view, to allow for an uninterrupted look at the sexy Angelina.
Resting black-gloved hands on hips in a seductive pose, the 41-year-old middle school librarian gave the disco owner a sultry half smile and let her ogle her for a good half minute. The glittery red dress was held together at the neck by a diamond choker. Just below her neck, the dress parted, making a hard turn to each half so as to only cover the outer two-thirds of each of her firm, baby eggplant-sized breasts. Nipples, unprotected by a bra, shone through the thin silk fabric. Further south, was Angelina's completely exposed stomach, taut and toned from her low-fat diet and daily, morning sit-up regimen. The matching lower half of her frock cut off just past knee level where her pair of spike-healed red boots perfectly swathed her sinewy legs.
"Turn around," Rubell commanded.
The woman spread her arms and the fabric covering it fell to gravity in the shape of upside triangles. Then she did as was told and slowly rotated on her booted heels, so Rubell could see her firm ass and bare back.
"We opened last year. Where have you been hiding for the past 18 months?" he asked, when Angelina completed her 360-degree turn.
"I live in New Jersey," she answered with a slight chuckle.
"Jersey?!" Jersey doesn't deserve such a sensuous and gorgeous creature like you."
Rubell bent over at the waist, took Angelina's black gloved left hand and kissed the top of it, with an exaggerated chivalry.
"Studio 54 was made for you!" he gushed. "Please, be my guest. Go in and get freaky!"
Rubell unhooked the velvet rope and allowed her to pass through.
"Wait, not you!" said Rubell sternly, as Harry walked forward to accompany his date.
"It's okay, he's with me," Angelina told Rubell.
"You're kidding."
"No. He's my boyfriend."
"Lady, you could do SO much better, but hey, if you're into old guys, so be it."