CHAPTER 11: From Action Items to Garlic Soup for the Soul.
(C) 2023 by Ted Ursi/TeddySmutWriter, all rights reserved.
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"Good morning!" I walked into the kitchen Tuesday morning. I was wearing my number one butt plug, my first kegel ball, a pencil in a bun in my hair and the black pumps I'd bought Saturday. I had a legal pad scrawled with action items in my hands. I placed it on the breakfast table beside my usual spot and sat. Mom and Dad, who were dressed for work, went cross-eyed trying to read upside down. Good.
"Got your duckies all lined up?" Greg asked. He was wearing an apron and his intermediate plug. I guess he had the midday shift at the pool today. "You know what you're missing Sis?"
"What Bro?"
"Sexy black glasses."
"Oh the curse of being twenty twenty," I said to the heavens, back of my hand to my forehead. "Daddy, I have a knotty problem."
"Yes Rusty?"
I explained about the micro bikini bottoms I'd bought yesterday and how I intended to alter them per Conrad's suggestion.
"I can think of two ways off hand, one simple, one fancy. I'll probably come up with three more before I get home." Rope Top Engineer Dad said. "May I have an exemplar?"
I pulled out my pencil and made a check mark on my pad next to 'G-string mod.'
"Anything else we can help you with Dear," Mom asked.
"Oodles Mom." I looked at my pad. "I've never worn heels for a long period... I plan to practice but I wanted to get some tips from you."
"Stairs dear," Mom said. "Practice on the stairs. Especially going down. In flat shoes people often come down stairs with their toes a bit over the edge without even thinking about it. If you're not careful in heels the whole ball of your foot could slip over, your heel will catch, and you'll tumble. Especially with soles of formal shoes often being so smooth. The hand rail is there for a reason Dear, use it."
"Good to know Mom!" I wrote STAIRS next to TRAINING: HEELS. I looked at TRAINING: ANAL, TRAINING: ORAL (TOY?) and TRAINING: VAG. I thought I had those all in hand except I needed something smaller than Midnight for practice with but I really really really didn't have the funds. Nor did I want to bum something from Mom.
Greg put a plate beside me with eggs, sausage and home fries. He shamelessly looked over my shoulder at my action items. He said, "You already have the toy you need."
I was hoping he wasn't thinking about his lovely penis. That would escalate things from helping out only when needed to regular play partners. I felt that would be bad for both of us. We needed to focus outwards. I asked, "Umm... what Greg?"
"Try the largest plug in your kit," He said. "It should be long enough to help you work on your gag reflex."
"Thanks Bro, I'll give that a try." I looked at Mom. "But you were right about girth being the issue Mom."
"Mother knows best Dear." She gave a little cat smile. "But deep throat isn't the be all end all of a good blowjob."
"Yes Mom," I said. "I know that. I just like to challenge myself."
"We know that Dear," Mom said. "Oh boy do we know that."
Dad said, "You get that from your Mom."
Mom looked at him. "You get that from both sides, a double dose, of it."
I looked at another one of my action items. "Speaking of challenges, Dad, when are you going to tie me up?"
Dad said, "With all you have going on right now Rusty? Really?"
"Yes really."
"No time like the present," Dad sighed. He looked at his watch. "Go and get that thong you wanted me to look at, I'll be right back."
"You don't have time for a scene Dear," Mom said. She turned to me and murmured, "This isn't like him."
"None of us are like who we were two weeks ago Mom," Greg said and then kissed the top of her head as he refilled her coffee.
I got up to do as Dad requested but Mom grabbed my arm. "Don't run in those heels."
I slipped them off and sprinted for the stairs. I made it to my room, grabbed the first pair of bikini bottoms I could in the drawer, ran back downstairs and was sitting demurely in my black pumps when Dad walked back in with a disappointingly small coil of rope. "Clear the table Greg."
Greg grabbed my half finished plate from in front of me. Mom did her part by picking up her 'LOOK AT ME SELLING HOUSES AND SHIT' coffee mug.
"Up you go Rusty." Dad tapped the table top. "We're going to test you for jute sensitivity and to see how long rope marks last."
I pushed my pad aside and climbed up on the breakfast table to sit provocatively leaning back on my arms, knees up and spread. Greg was leaning against the sink. Mom was sitting right there within kissing distance of my left thigh.
"I have to go to work in just a minute," Dad said. "So I need you to pay close attention Rusty."
"Yes Dad."
"Get out your phone. Set a timer for thirty minutes."
As I did that Dad did zipper like tie on my calf just below the knee. The first loop was fairly loose, just tight enough to hang like a knee garter on the top of my calf muscle. The rest were tighter, compressing the tissue underneath. When he was done he said "Pull the loose ends hard and this should come right off."
Dad tucked a pair of EMT scissors into the side of his tie. "If it jams up, use these to cut the rope. Are you feeling any itch?"
I looked into the eyes of Android Dad and said, "No Dad."
"If it starts to itch or turn red, take it off. Got that??"
"If itchy or redness, take it off."